Lifting is easy. Can you dance?

Lifting is easy. Can you dance?

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no, lifting is not easy. If it was, every DYEL like you would be ripped instead of wasting their time with bullshit cardio

Cardio is definitely harder than lifting

>not seeing the contradiction in your own post

durr dancing is sex, lifting isn't dancing

do you even sports specific training, retard?

all you need to know about dancing:
themarysue.com/scientifically-accurate-dancing/

give an elite marathoner a 500 lb barbell and have him squat it, then.

Have a power lifter run a marathon then

I doubt it he would ever make it with a 225 load, which most 6/mo lifters can do

Fucking done.

Classy dancing so you can woo the gurls is the only respectable form.

Take your breakdance shit-tier wanna be gangster shit elsewhere please.

Chad breakdances. And Chad will be fucking your girl at the party long after you've gone home to sleep alone like a gentleman.

Dancing is top-tier fun.
If you don't dance, you're a literal betacuck.

>going to a club
>dancing when you could be banging cuties in the bathroom

baka

Trained legs, reasonably low bf%, good cardio, I do some basic footwork rhythm stuff then bust out that Russian cossack squat dance.

After some practice it's a killer, let me tell you

dancing is my shit, its like 90% of my game with girls

your game is 90% shit?

thank god for the bottom 10%, I guess.

I fucking hate dancing, never do it. I'm pretty good at banging though. OP's pic is dumb as fuck.

of course you are

ever had a girl you don't know hit you up because she heard you were good?

no?

you're not good.

I have, actually

>Veeky Forumsizen going full slav on a club dance floor
Nigga that's hilarious, I have to try this

sure you did, kiddo. love the evidence you've given so far.

Haha lmao what evidence could I possibly provide

video?

facebook the girl?

hell, you didn't even give plausible details.

you're kind of stupid, aren't you.

without the "kind of".

He wants to bang

Yeah, his 2" clit dick is really making my asshole juicy in anticipation.

Literally all of that can be made up. I could post a random girl, make a fake screenshot of a texting conversation, and make up a story. Non of it matters haha

She came onto me when my frat had her sorority over for a mixer. I had banged one of her sorority sisters a couple weeks beforehand.

>not knowing how to time stamp your own face
>thinks posting details after being asked for them
makes a story plausible

shit, son, we were having fun and you have to go and start lying on the internet.

So you're pretty fucking gay, huh

Yeah. 100% bull dyke, baby.

Want to teach my frothy asshole the meaning of love?

>I'm not good at anything so anyone that says they're remotely good at anything is lying for the sake of lying
You're literally just shitting on this random user for no reason because he flippantly claimed he's 'pretty good at banging I guess' and you pulled out 'You have to be a 10/10 stud muffin sought-after sex god' standard out of nowhere and demanded 'proof'
Fuck off you miserable cunt

>dance
ha ha, no thanks friend, I'm white

>white knighting this hard

dude's not even pretending to be a girl

Yeah he is

Did you just have an aneurysm from white knighting?

Cringe

i could be fucked off my face on pills and piss and i still cannot dance lmao. i'm as self conscious hammered as i am sober

Just go back and figure out where you got lost. All the posts are linked. I'll wait.

Banging random sluts in bathrooms sounds like a good way to get chlamydia

the better clubs have condom vending machines so you don't even have to bring your own