"You're telling me that you do an exercise called... Skullcrushers?"

Kek someone post that guy.

Anyone got a "suicide grip skullcrushers" screencap? The story is barely a month old.

>pull up?!
>i said pull OUT!!

>ma'am the scale says you weigh 500lbs
>What do you mean you wanted to be thick??

these thread are funny

>"user, what exactly does DYEL mean? why do you keep calling me that?"

>Eariler you said you were cutting, now why
>would you self harm user?

>FREE

...

i actually had this misunderstanding

i saw a girl i sorta knew eating a massively over the top iced muffin, and jokingly said "haha, so hows the cutting going?" as a joke

she burst into tears and ran out of the room, and i realised i had fucked up. never talked to her again

Yeah, jelqing or whatever is shit ahah.

>You're telling me you measure your supplements by the how many times a day and the amount of "scoops"?

>"DEADlifts"? That doesn't sound very beneficial to your health

..J
FUCKING HELL KEK
..S
..T

aha when you say it like that it sure does sound like a dumb idea, doc!

>So you tried to hold your breath for 5 consecutive "repetitions" of "The Press™ " to "confuse" your central nervous system and obtain those natty "guns" ?
>I seems like you dropped those 70 kg and they fell right on your spine sir , you won't be able to use your legs for the rest of your life .
>did I just hear you says "whatever it takes"?

Wrong picture Ffs

D e v i l i s h

>Let me get this straight. You ate 6 eggs, cottage cheese, broccoli, chicken and what you call "brotein shake" because you were "bulking" then puked and ate it because your body was trying to "pussy out on you"?
SAVAGE

>Let me get this straight. You OHP....in the squat rack?

>no one has done the decline joke yet
step
it
up

>you eat how many scoops????
>sir please stop yelling "LET'S GET BIG C'MON"

>that guy who performs surgeries inbetween sets

>you want to know what's the most accurate measurement for weighing and when you can take it, and do you need special underpants, or can you pull your hair down to a ponytail?

>So you're telling me you can't do cardio at all...because it kills gains?

>I really don't see the importance of how tall you are compared to me
..why do you keep saying when will you learn?

>N-no user ... of course there's no way to make yourself taller ...
>... why are you crying?

Thanks for the rare pepe

>it appears that you've written "big" in the diet section in your health form
>you want to reach what weight ?
>in only 2 months ???

5 minute long kek

>You're telling me you decided to take an industrial grade herbicide called DNP as a weight loss supplement because someone on the internet said to?

Lamo

Don't forget it's an explosive as well

>not knowing how to delete a post
>not being aware of the ol' Veeky Forums switcheroo

A gallon of water a day? Are you trying to drown?

FEEL THE KEK

Max is that you

BUILD WALL

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>Who? "Zeez"? I don't listen to rap music user

Its either pay slightly more taxes or get jewed at every possible healthcare visit

I'll take the former

Do you really think universal healthcare would work in amerilardsville?

>why does he keep writing length and girth by the sexual preference box?

>That's right doc, I'm a fucking zeebra

>You're telling me she likes you but you've never talked to her in real life?

because I believe in stupid memes doc

>No no you don't get it, I'm using tinder to troll

So user are you sexually active?

y-you mean right now?

>you do bicep WHAT?

>So it says here he was screaming "Light weight baby!" while attempting to squat body weight on his first day ever in a gym
>Next thing everyone knew he was on the floor
>Gym staff also report after asked if he was okay he replied with "Lel implying"
>Why is he wearing sandles?

yes i ejaculate everyday

y-you to

>So you're telling me you were trying to steal his "gains" before he hit you
>What are "gains"?

>GOMAD? Don't mind if I do! Heheheheiihouahahe!

s-squats?

>you uh...do realize there is no nutritional value to semen...right?

Holy shit my man, that's rough.

Hey
Fuck you

S A V A G E

kek

>Performs deadlifts
>Alive to shitpost about it on Veeky Forums

Yes please.

ayo nigga thats cold

DNP used to be marketed as a weight loss tool until they realized it killed you

*unzips dick*

> pay slightly more in healthcare
Sure, until old people and dindus start going into the ER for paper cuts. Then you'll be paying 70% tax.

Here it is.

Top kek.

Ayyyyyyy

Stop user, my sides can't keep it together

So...I'll never be a big guy?

Medical fag here Skullcrushers are shit tier muscle building meme exercises that fuck up your elbows if you're a retard and over do it on the weight like most gymbros do, then again every other meme exercise is performed at shit ROM with too much weight what's your point? I would also constanza face anyone coming into my practice claiming he does skullcrushers

Hey fuck you man!
That shit works!

>why do you keep saying you're a "zeebra" and that you're a "sickunt" ?
>what does that mean user ??
>have you been taking that "creatin" stuff again ?

>not cleaning the weight
I would also be disappointed

>user you punctured your left lungs from doing a what did you call it"Stomach Vacuum"???
>I'm sorry but we can't let you post on Instagram for at least 3 months

>Please hold on a moment while I Google the hobby term you just used, rather than ask you what that means.

kek

>implying you already know
Never jelqed, have an average weiner dog, 6 feet tall with gold eyes, tfw i never even had to try

fucking kek

for you

KEK

I am the guy. Scar is moderately minimal now

Wayyyyyy better than I thought it was gonna be

>exercising on a skateboard because someone named scooby told you to?
>i don't want any cookies user

Never say you got it doing skullcrushers or you'll be laughed at and treated like a retard forever

>look sir, im not sure what traps are, but if youre going to have homosexual intercourse, you must wear a condom
Based doc

This thread looks like it was awesome

Holy fuck

Too much

Y-yeah..once...by myself