How do I become the perfect girl...

InB4 Opie is some fag trying to become a trap.
>Veeky Forums will give legitimate advice for this

No

Pay attention to the cock. When you are in bed cuddling then tease his cock. Doesn't even have to be sexual, it just feels good to sleep next to your gf while she is caressing the dick.

Blow him frequently and initiate it

Play with his balls while doggy fuckin

REEEEEEEad the sticky pls ma'am.

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post body or you will never get answer (it's not a creep thing but we must see your current body to assist you if you were a male the same would be asked)

this girl is so perfect she's actually scary

Let your bf cuck you

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>How do I become the perfect girl?
Let me guess, end of your 20s, about the hit the wall and now you want to be a "model wife" to latch onto a provider before you finish losing your look?

>jessica
KEK. Grills have their own Chad

it's stacy

idk what the fuck jessica is

have a tiny waist

Cardio bunny routine works when you're young, but to keep a Veeky Forums body longer you'll need to do weight training and/or an activity like kickboxing or rock climbing. Don't be afraid of the free weights. Don't be afraid to lift a bit heavy, you won't just wake up one day and discover you've become too big, muscle takes a long time to grow.

As for being a good gf or wife, ask yourself these questions every day:

> Did I make his life easier or harder?
You can blow him twice a day and still be a terrible gf if you fill the rest of his day with nagging demands and drama. He should come home at the end of the day and think "this is a warm, welcoming home" not "if I can put up with her shit for two hours, I get head."
> Does what I'm doing for him match up with what he actually wants?
You can put hours of effort into doing nice things for him, but if those things aren't things he actually wants then it's all a waste. Worse, you'll resent him for not appreciating the things you work so hard on. I know it takes days to pick out a good duvet that matches the curtains, but he does not give a fuck about that and never will. You'll get more returns for less effort if you just make him some snacks that fit his macros once in a while.
> Do I build him up or tear him down in public?
Don't join in with your friends when they bitch about their husbands. Don't air out your dirty laundry for everyone to see. Don't act petulant and embarrassing in public. Don't emasculate him. Every relationship has problems, but if he's not beating you or your kids then those problems do not belong in the public eye.

Be sure you pick a good man to start with or your efforts will go to waste. He should care about doing that stuff for you, too; jsut remember that failing to be good to him will make even the best man apathetic.

There's one last secret trick but I'll only post it if you give us timestamped tits.

this is actually really incredible advice.

>There's one last secret trick but I'll only post it if you give us timestamped tits.
made me kek

Suck dick

Start by not looking to places like Veeky Forums to get your ideas of the "perfect" woman. Seriously, 99% of the guys here are shit, no sane woman would actually seek advice on being a woman here

>nose ring
>perfect

The only thing I found scary about her was that uncanny valley stare. Idk if she's had botox or what, but her face shows no.change or emotion and its creepy.

I always called'em Becky's

Be yourself and dont suck everyones dick

Yeah Becky is the right name

Maybe if this was.the 1950's. In this day and age that sort of behavior from a husband will land him a divorce and 50% lighter. You can't expect a good wife if you're going to b a shit husband. Its a reciprocal agreement, not a slave agreement.

How did you get from any of the tips that it would be a slave agreement? OP was asking tips on being a perfect wife, the one who posted tips probably won't go into much detail what the man is supposed to be doing.

That girl is ugly
I look better already
I want to be a goddess like pix I've posted

>Be sure you pick a good man to start with or your efforts will go to waste. He should care about doing that stuff for you, too

What is reading comprehension

Guess what

Any man unlucky enough to end up with your ugly ass will constantly wish he was with the girl in your pic too and will jack off fervently to fantasies of her and women like her

You are nothing to any man and never will be

Become a yoga instructor/massage therapist :)

>with a fucking metal spoon

dropped.

>eating caviar with a stainless steel spoon

This was very helpful, I took a screenshot to re read it over and over

Thank you

G E N E T I C S
P L A S T I C S U R G E R Y
also
>eating caviar with a metal spoon
my inner Veeky Forums is triggered

How else are you supposed to eat it?

The perfect girl wouldn't be worried with physical contact, so stop asking those questions. You and your partner will sexual grow in experience together. Sex gets in the way of compatibility anyways, so it's best to avoid it.

How smart you are, how you communicate, how you negotiate, do you react irrationally and emotionally? Or do you recognize that it's female nature to act that way, and because you recognize it as your nature, you can control it and make a more rational decision.

You should just learn about the red pill. Looks and fitness is just a bonus to being red pilled. If you can take care of yourself so you're a 9/10, then you'll get a 9/10 guy. But if you're a 9/10 and a stupid cunt, and he's a 9/10 redpilled guy. He'll never see you as a dream girl.

with bone pearl or wood you fucking neanderthal

>come home at the end of the day and be welcomed/did I make his life easier
I'm actually the one that's going to be coming home at the endnof the day of working, and you better make sure I feel fucking welcomed. And you better have a job or be the best goddamn maid there is.
Women who spend their life waiting hand and.foot on guys end up insane for a reason. Again reciprocal behavior, I'm not welcoming shit unless you're doing the same.
>does what I'm doing match up.with what he wants
The better question is does what he's doing match up with what you want. Trying to change yourself to please someone is stupid. You boy need to already be compatible. And if a girl only worries about taking care of his wants, and never her own, she will go insane and the relationship will sour
>did I build him up or tear him down in public
. In my experience its the males that will tear down females in public because its "cool' to be misogynist in front of your buddies. Also males tend disregard what females say, and will even say the samthing later on claiming they came up.with it. Its nlmore socially acceptable to treat women like shit in such a situation. The idea of tip towing around a males feelings, after what they do, is laughable.
Basically the whole.post was catering to some 1950s housewife fantasy where the perfect woman's only concern is taking care of her husband like he's her son and her feelings about the matter just don't fucking matter. Relationships are reciprocal, if its one sided in any way you're going to go downhill.

I hope you know a surgeon. You probably wouldn't events recognize that girl in her "natural " form. Also post pics so we can see the delusional cow who thinks that chick is "ugly"

See OP, this is an excellent example of a feminist cunt. Don't be like her, don't be friends with people like her, and don't allow anyone like her to set foot in your home.

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>>Be sure you pick a good man to start with or your efforts will go to waste. He should care about doing that stuff for you, too

>What is reading comprehension
So how is he going to make sure I feel welcomed after coming home from work if he's also coming home from work?
>what is logic
Seriously, your standards for females and males should be the same (except pregnancy because biology). The fact that you made your post, and too blind to see the obvious problem of how can he do the same thing for me when he's also working, shows that you have a very archaic view of females stuck in your head. The concept of a woman not staying home all.day to tend to your needs didn't even occur to you

>smiling in 3/4 pictures
>no emotion

We are different people and that means different pros and cons. She is probably independent and her own person while I'd be clingy af and would have no problem working so hard to please him because if someone I love leaves I would break, she wouldn't

Be obedient and do not ever complain show interest in everything blowjobs on demand

Point to the part where I said "be a stay-at-home wife". You can't. I said that he shouldn't come home to nagging and drama, and that he should come home to warmth and welcome.

> your standards for females and males should be the same
Leaving aside that I literally said "He should care about doing that stuff for you, too", this is bullshit. Most men and most women want different things from each other, and it's reasonable that they should seek complementarity rather than an opposite-sex clone. But let's say you're an exception (read: feminist cunt with a limp-wristed beta male husband). Fine. Show me how "He should care about doing that stuff for you, too" translates to "He should not care about doing that stuff for you, too."

Also, OP: if you have timestamped tits, I'll still take them, but the secret tip is "don't get fat." Nobody likes fat women, not even other fat women.

Running or some form of cardio, squats, and light upper body work

I truthfully don't care for a "muscly" fit girl, I'm not looking for a boyfriend after all

>a thread about the ideal woman
>some cunt comes into this thread saying our ideals are wrong

>play with his balls while doggy fuckin
How tf do you do that

Have perfect genes.

Men and women are different in more ways than the ability to get pregnant

They think differently and tend to have different preferences

Our society doesn't even have the same standards for both as it stands, for example, the male is still expected to be the breadwinner across the board in this country and if he doesn't earn enough he's devalued, recent research has shown that a huge factor in many divorces is an unemployed or underemployed male in the relationship and the existence of gold diggers and to a lesser extent women who expect their SO to pull a decent amount is no secret, whereas male preference for female earning power runs the gamut and opens them up to more options

wtf is she eating? hard boiled eggs with crushed peanuts?

Stop eating bread.

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

That are?

while you SQUAT and diet STACY eats ICE CREAM and gets MIRES

>How do I become the perfect girl?
Try becoming mute, or erasing your consciousness.

The OP explicitly asked what she could do for the guy.

fight space pirates and parasitic life forms and make intergalactic gains

What does she do to her skin?

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My gf is awesome.

She's a doctor and I'm an engineer. What attracts me most to her is her personal drive to grow as a person outside of the relationship. She's a certified aesthetician, RMT, hair stylist, has multiple properties and income streams.

She was a hustler before I met her and loves going to school and learning new things.

Same as me. I'm an IT director for a medium size firm but am finishing up a degree in civil engineering.

Catch: select all bread lol

learn to sing.
youtube.com/watch?v=ozYao1Mju7A

Tell me more about her personality

No matter how pretty you look on the outside, you will never be happy or find someone who loves your awful personality.

You seem vain and conceited.
Your goal is to become wife material, right? For that, Inner appearance is just as important as Outer appearance.

If you're only trying to look attractive on the outside, then you'll be treated like every other vapid whore

Grow a personality you dumb whore.

>to grow as a person outside of the relationship

Don't worry user, she will find someone more suitable and grow our of your relationship.

You aren't helping
I obviously know I'm full of errors and here asking for help on improving because no idea what men even want

Stop asking "what men want" was the point. Grow a personality. Do things that makes you interesting, someone that is actually enjoyable to spend time with.

All your posts are about physical features of these women. That's not really wife material, it's fuck material. Just use lotion and do squats, get a tit job if you're really insecure.

I'm not a man, but I'm a girl who's achieved what you're trying to achieve.

First off you need to stop caring about what men want for your own happiness. Obviously I still cater to men to a degree but I am happy independently.

Appearance wise you need to do a lot of cardio and possibly some aerobics to achieve the body type you want. You want to be lightly toned and destroy fat.
Diet is the most important part. I don't eat more than 700 calories a day. Fruits, nuts, vegetibles, and meats. It's okay to have moment where you eat unhealthily occasionally as long as you can make up for t with exercise. Count your calories. Be aware of what you're putting in to your body.

As for your attitude, you need to stop competing with everyone. It makes you seem jealous and vain which is very ugly. Compete with yourself. Recognize where your potential could actually take you and do your best. You should never say negetive things about other people because they're fighting against themselves too. Encourage them- help them out.

> become the perfect girl

This is woman's fatal flaw. They believe the key to happiness is putting on an ideal act. If you really want to improve yourself you should not be aiming at what is going to please others but what is going to give you the greatest sense of internal integrity.

In all due honesty if you're asking this kind of stuff on the internet you'll never improve, a good partner be it male female or homosex NEEDS to be a partner which means:
1) confidence, be clear and sure about what YOU need and WANT for yourself
2) have a purpose, if you haven't found your OWN sense of purpose you'll end up comforting yourself in external locus (i,e, wasting money/being a gold digger)
3) Be supportive, men who have the previous 2 points usually are guys who will move out of town if the oportunity ensues and it's a challenge and/or offers growth if you can't make a middle ground negotiation where you can actually be at good terms then marriage is not for you; sure this needs evaluation, of course I wouldn't leave my woman if the oportunity wasn't goog i.e. at least 150% more income, I already had more income than her AND if we didn't have children, if it's just a girlfriend it's easy my way or the highway, specially because I already earn 1.5k/month (which btw I think it's shit tier income in the US but it's over mid tier in my country)
4) have a sense of spirituality but don't be a religious fanatic or too uptight, this shit right here is a deal breaker
5) Sex is important but it's not everything, sure I'd like a 10/10 model that fucks like Valentina Nappi but if the other 4 points aren't there then it's a disposable cumdumpster
>TL;DR
work on your selfsteem and on yourself, don't be stupid and think that being egocentric or egotistical=taking care of your mental and physical wellbeing, trust me you have a vagina it's more than likely more than 3 guys want to fuck you even if you're horrid and at least 2 of 3 of those guys will cope with your shit just because of that.

plato.stanford.edu/entries/love/

the fuck is a nice bubbly jessica? speak sense woman

Become an escort and make bank

OP any strength /size building routine + eating right will work for you. You're not gonna accidentally get too 'big' or 'manly' I promise you.

>did I build him up or tear him down in public

this shit is really important.

Escorts never make it to wife material because they get used to an expensive lifestyle and 99% men they meet are clients, I dated a stripper fortunately she wasn't onto drugs or alcohol but fuck did she spend a shit ton of money
>$500 heels erry week
>$1200 dresses erry 2 weeks
>fuck I have no clothes, buys a shit ton of clothes around $2000 per month
>dumps old clothes
>let's go have some steak at fuckshit expensive steak house it's on me user

Dumped her because even though she was sutdying a career she had a kid already she was spoling him and she would never ever make the same money she did as a stripper as when she actually worked in the field she was studying so she would go back to stripping, also guys stared at me on public places pretty sure they knew who she was and I didn't like the "hurr ya gfs a whore" look I was getting

You were dating a literal whore

>I don't eat more than 700 calories a day
How short are you?

What this says. As much as I love Veeky Forums for the humor and motivation, they have an extremely redpill and unrealistic view of women.

She's super introverted. Conservative as fuck. Right-leaning. Hard working.

Catch a: select all pies wtf

Look wise its hard to really tell but in general

Eat healthy

keep your face clean

work your abs NOT OBLIQUES

Workout your butt and THIGHS( very important if your fridge mode)

Dress in clothing that makes you look feminine.Things that accentuates your thighs and waist. Bring you best features to attentions , for example wearing colors that go with your skin tone or eyes
Humans are subconsciously animal like in nature, males or no different, so work with that.

Such as----

Not hanging out in very large groups: its harder to get accepted by the group and you at the same time. The environment has too much potential for hostility, men will pursue better options.

DON'T HANG OUT WITH A LOT OF GUYS: going through a group of orbiters is annoying. Most men are not looking for trouble with another guy( this is why i have a BF works so often).

To be the perfect wife/gf if a little more difficult since so many people have different ideas of a perfect gf But in general

1.) Be emotionally supportive: Humans males all to often feel like their alone in their life. Their motivation waivers so very easy at times. Just be that extra mental pillar they need to stand up to the world.

2.) Dont be a feminist

3.) HAVE A LIFE OF YOUR OWN: this is so important.Things like having hobbies, a distinct personality, and goals. Humans love someone that has liberty for their selves. Like catching a wild mustang and riding it. It feels amazing knowing they don't need you but have agreed to submit to you.

damn that some decent advice

Exercise?
Yoga
Pilates
Stripper pole dancing.
Jogging
Glute and thigh exercises

Don't go for having visible muscle separation. That's try hard, a slight indicator of snatch nommery, and an indication that your working out to fix something not improve yourself.

A diet that's healthy and lots o sweets. Not gorge yourself, but enough to be able to taste the sweetness on your lips and hips.

Be able to cook a wide range of foods, or at least know how and where to get said foods.
Be good at cleaning, don't have to enjoy it, just be good at it and

Be welcoming, kind, patient, the fun kind of bitch when it's suitable, have his back, be good with kids and pets, a bit of a secret slut in the bedroom, but not a nasty ho.

If you're bi, then don't bring it up unless you're sure he's cool with it or likes it. Bi to most men = ho.

Get an education, but still maintain some form of dependence on men as they sure as hell have a dependence on women. Don't fall for the whole feminism meme, it's just annoying. Work on a farm to get strong and humble. I'd marry you in a heartbeat especially if you liked farm life.

>but the perfect gf/wife
So you're all about pandering to what you think us men want?

Classic mistake. How about this, honey: How about you become the things YOU want to be, rather than what someone ELSE wants you to be, because that's a negative-sum game for you otherwise. You may as well because there's a double standard, you know, and so long as you're not ugly or a hamplanet or an ugly hamplanet, you'll get a guy when you want one fairly easily compared to most guys trying to get women. Also unless you're already into your 30's or something you've got lots of time, why worry so much about getting hooked up with someone now?

>So you're all about pandering to what you think us men want?

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LOL
Us men?
Femanon, please.

What the hell you want, faggot, a dick pic? Eat shit and die.

Lost it reading this. Whew the culinary expectation laid on that guy is unreal

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I'm so embarrassed for you.