Quit mid-high salary job early this year

> (OP)
>apply for a job you are totally not qualified for and stretch the truth as much as you can with good wording on your resume... I know a guy who got paid just over 100k by having his friends who work in IT vouch for him on his resume.. turns out he didnt know shit and it took over 6 months to fire him and he spent the money and ran.. just do the same but in crypto, he did lose all his friends tho

Actually just ignore my advice, get an average job and live a shit tier wagie life. You dont deserve to succeed.

I did make some 2x gains in buttcoin but other than that I had no time to research anything fully

JUST

>mid-high salary
i was making just over 100k

The reason i dont fucking get a job is because working 40 hours a week for $10 will leave me with no money to put into crypto but will make me miss out from gains
But if you'd get paid well get a job and rough it out for a year.

Live modestly; put what you can out of your pay on crypto, sell your car, put the money in crypto....In a year you'll be able to live with your crypto gains.

it's not easy to save money on rent around here, and i'm locked in for another several months.

I lived in a trailer and sacrificed many, many stupid and frivolous purchases and expenses including internet, hot water, laundry machines, meat, beer and alcohol, and a car and I was able to save a year's salary with 3 years worth of work. It was a below average paying job with health benefits. But I focused on achieving an average savings rate of 50% after taxes.

That lifestyle included spending time in true NEET fashion lifting weights, reading books, and riding a bicycle everywhere, getting a 10/10 gf, having friends.

desu I would be richer today if I had also invested in crypto but my mind was singularly focused on not spending any money on anything.

I live in fucking Sydney one of the most expensive places in the world to live and manage to save money. Stop making excuses you pathetic piece of shit and do something with your life.

>aus
i don't want advice from a criminal get out of my thread

This is what drives me fucking mad.
>go to college for business finance
>can't get a job because I'm anti-social
what's the fucking point of going to school if it's all about who you know?
Autism is a bitch.

>>Trying this hard,
Back to the wagecuck life for you.

D. Get a job you actually like while gaining passive long term income from investments.

yeah i'm an internet addicted narcissist, so i can't really do that per se.

not trying to improve my lifestyle or any kind of faggotry like that, I just don't want to become homeless or fall into some desperate wagekek trap

>got a 10/10 living in a trailer

Pretty much same here. Have a good education, good experience, but I'm so autistic in interviews it's unreal.

I can sometimes manage to get through interviews if it's 1 on 1 and more personal, I'm okay at those kinds of interactions, but when it's a group setting like 2-5 people around a table peppering me with questions I basically break down inside, literally start sweating, awkward as fuck, don't know who to look at or who to directly answer (like when someone starts a question but another person adds on to it)

If you put me in a job, tell me what the task is, and leave me alone, I guarantee I can do it to near perfection, but the problem is actually getting into that spot.

>not straddling the fine line between weird sociopath and aloof but endearing

Showing up is 80% of life

>muh bbc
>muh chad
As a 24 year old virgin I'll gladly believe anything shady about women that people say on here, it makes me feel better

> (You)
>>got a 10/10 living in a trailer

I read books on how to get laid.

If you are a beginner at trading [anything] then I'd recommend you get a shit job for a while, but possibly one that you can contribute to 401k (contribute at least 4-6% to max out company match). If you are serious about trading any types of securities/currencies then I advise you start reading a SHIT TON on swing trading. If you don't think trading is for you, just increase your contribution to 401k and do your best to not touch it. Pick a fund that consists mainly of blue chip stocks. Fuck money market, bonds, crypto currencies (unless you buy to hold, not to trade in and out).

>fuck money markets
>tips tinfoil hit

>Have a good education, good experience, but I'm so autistic in interviews it's unreal.

Believe it or not I think your success would increase greatly if you were very up-front about your autism in a direct way. Open yourself up to being rejected first thing, that way you will avoid awkwardness later.

Once you've made it clear that you are autistic, you will find sometimes that people can be far more understanding.

Autism is a made up disease you liberal pussy.

We use autism interchangeably here for someone who has poor social skills because they're anti-social and spend too much time on the internet.

This. Very few of us have actually met autistic people in our lives.

your flaw is assuming money is worth something in the future. you have to spend it when you get it.

thanks, i never actually thought to just tell them I'm awkward/uncomfortable up front, always trying my best to hide it or behave normal.

I admit though I was using autism like described, I'm just socially awkward and have bad anxiety in social situations. I'm not actually diagnosed with autism although I wouldn't be surprised if I had a mild dose of it.

i may try your idea next time i have an interview though, not sure yet what i'll say exactly, something about how I have a difficult time conversing with people I've just met and to excuse my awkwardness or something...

Sure there are some major mongoloid retards that can't wipe their own asses, but that's extremely rare.

>telling an employer you're mentally disabled
Why would I hire you?

This. You might as well literally puke spaghetti on them.

Use your gains to buy a rope to kys yourself. ;^)

Lower your fucking living costs and stop convincing yourself that society's defined ideal lifestyle is necessary for happiness.

I live for free at a hostel by working the front desk twice a week, food here is cheap as fuck and I'm on a fucking tropical paradise with hot backpackers everywhere. The money I make here working another 2 days more than pays for me to party and eat.

You can keep your bullshit student loans and white picket fences.

>necro thread because I was watching a movie. kek
I'm not a beginner but I never made any money that I couldn't attribute to a bull market. But that's not too much of a worry for crypto.
yeah try telling anyone that, it'd be like saying we didn't go to the moon.

>society's defined ideal lifestyle
Nigger are you delusional?
>live for free at a hostel
yeah, you're a nutjob.
Sad!

depends on the job I guess? I don't apply for like retail/customer service jobs where they'd be right not to hire someone like me. I work in IT so I'm usually by myself most of the day, and I'm fine with coworkers once I get to know them a little.

It's the interview process itself that kills me because there's added pressure (to get job or not) and meeting new people who are generally of some importance at the company (so impression matters) add that up and it makes it 10x worse for me to cope. Like I said 1 on 1's are fine, thats where I've gotten most of my jobs but in group interviews, which seem to be more common, I'm fucking awful.

this but i'm stuck due to lease terms.
what would you put the rope through in an apartment

>yeah try telling anyone that, it'd be like saying we didn't go to the moon.
We probably didn't.

And if I told people around where I live that autism is a made up disease invented by the Jews to subvert white adolescent boys, they might believe me.

You psych yourself out. Look at it this way: you're walking in there without a job, the worst thing that can happen is you walk out of there without a job. Learn to not give a fuck.

>this but i'm stuck due to lease terms.
Sublease it, nigger.
Preferably for more than you're renting it for now.

>unemployed
>i don't have time to research

>subletting
against the lease terms

the door handle then you get on your knees and pull a Chris Cornell, true story too, a shitload of people hang themselves on fucking doorknobs, now that's a good ól kek

i meant while i was employed for about 2 years, I traded stocks and bought buttcoin once at around 200, but I only made 3 or 4 trades due to not having the time to research a lot. Now I have plenty of time to do all that but not enough starting capital.

>telling anyone
If your landlord comes by or whatever to check on the place, just tell him you really have to move out of town and you've found this trustworthy guy that can pay on time and has a job, etc.
If not, just fucking do it and don't tell anybody.

yeah if i ever hanged myself it would be the 'break your neck' type not the 'strangle yourself to death' type.

>can't get a job because I'm anti-social

That didn't prevent me from getting an office job and I didn't have any connections in the industry either.

I'd say you were the one who was delusional if you wanted to slave at a desk job for the rest of your youth just so you can pay off that nice house and lawn you like to show off to your neighbours.

>yeah, you're a nutjob.

I love meeting people like you. You get the urge to degrade others who make life decisions you wish you could make, in order for yourself to feel better about your own poor decisions. It's not too late user, the first step is taking a good look at your life and your future, and manifesting what you want, not the wants and expectations of others. If you're a white male with a passport from any first world country, you can literally do anything you want don't waste it and sit on your death bed thinking what if.

Just get a customer service job to force you out of your bubble. Use that brain to read information on socialization, human interaction, and ways to practice. Take some damn chances. Spend lots of time talking to people. I used to be like you, now I surprise myself with how charming and likeable I can be. It's just another skill. If you really are intelligent then you should take to it more quickly than others. Soon you will be stunned by the lack of competence that your average normie has regarding social skills.

Nice ID.
How'd you do it?

i lost my passport and i'm pretty sure it's expired

You are one of those people that place every single negative aspect or issue as an excuse to change nothing. Surely your fucking lease term isn't for eternity. Wage cuck until your lease is up, then fucking GO.

I left with ~400 bucks cash and a plane ticket because I couldn't handle working 9-5 everyday to pay for rent and food in these countries with hyper inflated prices. Visas are fucking easy, I worked a bar here to pay off my scuba dive master course now my job is to go diving a few times a week.

You can literally do anything, I met a guy who does walking tours for a resort here and gets paid twice what I do

I don't need to degrade you, you're already living it my man.
You're reciting shit that movies and hollywood pushes.
>muh capitalism
>muh loans
>desk job
>muh moral integrity
Get an original opinion. Nigger.
When you get old, burnt out and all your friends died from heroin overdoses, you'll understand.

get a new one dip shit

Live your life "my man". If you really were comfortable with your situation and preferred it to mine, you wouldn't feel the need to comment on my post, but hey, I don't need to try to convince you, you can't even see it yourself.

I'm not reciting that lifestyle, i'm fucking living it. You're in denial pal.

I have an Australian and a Swedish passport, so life is pretty easy for me when I'm old, I'm pretty lucky though.

Hey enjoy your denial.

When you get old, burnt out and all your friends are snobby cunts that aren't truly your friends, you might understand.

Just try not to get too upset when you see kids walking on your freshly mowed lawn, just imagine what the neighbours might think!

This is what I'm currently doing it

Wageslaving during the day, Veeky Forums at night. Rinse and repeat

What are you--18,19?
You sound like some doped up loser that can't deal with the most minuscule of tasks, like getting a job or finding a place to live.
I used to be self-absorbed like you, but then I grew up, and fast.
If you don't, it'll eat you alive.
Also, drop the smarmy cunt attitude, nobody likes that.

fine then, get a fork and find the nearest power outlet, or just take a bath with a plugged in toaster

I'm 28 and I used to be surrounded be people like you, hell I used to think like you. I've worked 5 years as a recruitment consultant and industry training specialist. Then i woke the fuck up.

Enjoy being "grown up" cuck, maybe one day you'll drop the delusion you're casting on yourself and anyone else who even mentions something contradictory to your perceived ideals.

your suggestions suck. I'm smart enough to know how to not die painfully if I ever do try it

good luck frying yourself retard

>good luck frying yourself retard
Hey hey, buddy, don't get off topic here, you're the one who needs to kys himself, not me.

How would you do it though, asking for a relative?

>if I had the guts to do it in a fully planned manner i'd use helium and a bag

otherwise i'd have to do some pussy shit like cutting

How are you only up 15% after china fud? Literally could have doubled your money on ANYTHING, literally ANYTHING

that was right before I started. I did my ether buy on sept 26

>he fell for the bag meme
Not only to (they) skin you alive in life, but you'll willingly allow them to do it in death, seriously quietly suffocating is for pussies

RIDE THE LIGHTNING!!!

or at least from an accidental overdose of auto erotic asphyxiation... on a doorknob

>i may try your idea next time i have an interview though, not sure yet what i'll say exactly, something about how I have a difficult time conversing with people I've just met and to excuse my awkwardness or something...

That sounds perfectly fine

>Autism is a made up disease you liberal pussy.

Science is right, friendo. "Disease" isn't the right word though.

As for who is and who is not autistic, whatever it means, I think most people by now have general knowledge about its features.

>i'm stuck due to lease terms.

Oh man. This is killer. Never sign a lease if you can. Negotiate a shorter lease if possible.

If you must come to an understanding from the first that, after lease is up, it becomes month-to-month.

Do not get stuck!

one of the lease terms is that once it expires, month to month is at a premium price (+500 per month)