Have you ever dated a Veeky Forums girl bros?

Have you ever dated a Veeky Forums girl bros?
How was it

nope

chubby girls with cute faces all the way

I'd rather go for someone with similar interests to mine

Dated a Division I gymnast. She had thick thighs and calves twice the size of mine, broad shoulders too which was kind of a turn off.
She was great in bed though, but had a ton of emotional problems and she lied about things that people don't lie about (she lied about her college major, her grades, how many brothers and sisters she had)
I stayed cuz the sex made me fall in love

I'm really really tired of girls using that bent over pose to pretend they have an ass.

How can a girl be good at sex? Please give me tips (I'm girl virgin)

do what pornstars do

play with his butthole

Basically they're good as long as they don't just lay there and make you do everything.

Grind and bounce on his dick
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Depends on what you/the guy like.

Do wait until marriage you'll be happier

She basically wanted to do 90% of the work and would grind me hard and know when to slow down and/or speed up

One word:

Enthusiasm.

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but also: dirty talking is huge. teasing him and his cock so much that he is inches away from raping you.

My girl doesn't do much.
But she's horny af and sucked me off in a forest when we were on a trip the other day. She loves to swallow and have me cum all over her and her face. And she's the one Who wants anal already (both virgins before we started dating, only had sex some 10 times so far).
So be a fucking whore but only in the bed. Outside the bed she's a nice girl, great grsdes, noone would guess she loves when I call her 'a fucking dirty whore' and that she wants me to turn her in nothing more than three holes for fucking.

Pro tip: most people are like that

What is dirty talking? Examples please

don't try to copy porn movies stuff, nobody act like that, be confident, learn to enjoy giving pleasure as much as receiving it.

Yes. I date a professional ballerina.

It's pretty nice.

She's my first gf so I don't know about that and have read many times on the internet how girls hate sucking dicks and refuse to swallow.

Nah most girls will suck dick, only a few are really good at it tho

An easy way to practice is to masturbate and say whats on your mind
/soc/ as a cozy fem audio thread too if you wanna listen

>/soc/ as a cozy fem audio thread too if you wanna listen
>visiting /soc/

You'd be surprised
>lurking in the tall girl thread on /soc/ the other day
>tall girls are 5' 9"+ for this thread
>faggot came in calling the girls manlets and retards

Enjoy it, for real. Talk with your partner about what he likes and tell him what you likes.
Satisfy those likes and the sex should be good. Sex is more than banging; it's communicating.

The vast majority of women are sexually submissive by nature. You hear about the exceptions because they are...well, exceptions.

Well, good dirty talk kind of depends on the individual. It's really just about you and your partner and what exactly turns the two of you on. Though if you want some specific examples...

You know when you write an essay, you usually start of with a few introductory paragraphs that outline the contents of the main body? Pre-sex dirty talk is a bit like that, in that it usually boils down to statements about the kind of sex you want to have. It often takes the form of "I need to [X]" or "I want you to [X]". X can be some specific sexual act("I need to feel your dick inside me"), or some type of behavior or mindset("I want you to treat me like a whore", "I want you to fuck me until I break" etc). You build anticipation. You help him visualize all the intense shit the two of you are about to do. In addition, it helps the both of you figure out what the other is into. Communication is key in sex.

Dirty talk during sex is a bit trickier. A safe bet is tactile statements, i.e. talking about how things feel on a physical level. The classic, of course, is talking about how great his dick is. How big it feels inside you, how good it feels, and so it. Generalized encouragements are also always welcome("Fuck me!", or even a simple "Yes!"). What it boils down to is really just spoken affirmation that you're having a great time. Assuming you are having a great time, of course, otherwise don't be afraid to give him some instructions. Really, the vast majority of men don't mind.

What we really want is often just to know that we're giving the girl the fucking of a lifetime. Just let him know that you love what he's doing.

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Not a Veeky Forums girl but I did date a fitnASS girl. Sex was good but I started seeing how muh better she thought she was than everyone else and left. Fuck height face and frame, kindness is irreplaceable

I'm kind but I still think I'm better than everyone

Hell yeah

You find stuck up personalities with ugly people aswell

I'm still dating a fit girl, luckily her fitness has kind of been hindered by school-work-illness. We met as teenagers, she was a virgin and we were both skelly. She's naturally slim (is it an asian thing?) but also played on her school's volleyball team just before we met. Fast forward 5 years and she's stayed slim but doesn't want to get skinny fat so has been going to the gym at uni and bough some weights so she can at least do 40kg squats and lifts when she can't get out.

I didn't stay slim and haven't gotten into the routine of exercising though I'm trying to get motivated. My overweight family members comment on how she must be embarrassed to be seen out with me.

I might sound like a dick but my gf had a period of illness where she lost about a stone, this affected her shit at uni and as a result she's stopped going to the gym/exercising cause she has no time/physically drained. But now I don't feel half as shit about my own body.

>Tl;dr fit gf get lost of stares, great in bed but an insecurity complex is an ugly thing

my girlfriend does the same thing now( about how many siblings, did you ever get to know why?)

step 1 is don't turn into a degenerate slut cus that's bad for marriage success. stay good bb

She's probably embarrassed by some family members

yep. lfrieends+. work out too with her ike every other girl..only that u talk more about food/excersises..

...sex was at beginning awesome but later worser and worser..dont know exactly why...

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