Why aren't you enjoying the best bulking snack of all time?

Why aren't you enjoying the best bulking snack of all time?

Why not just eat some reeses.

whoever the fuck invented chocolate + peanut butter was on some other shit that day. Literally best food combo in existence

You get more peanut butter with pic related

nah that would be banana + peanut butter

I am. But why scoop it up on that chocolate bar like that? It's like you just want to go back to being a fatty.

somebody has never had a root beer float

That's the point of bulking
Unless you want to do a clean bulk and eat $30 worth of vegetables per day

>Literally best food combo in existence

Bacon and eggs, nigger.

The point of bulking, lard ass, is to put on lean muscle with minimal fat gain. Enjoy your gut.

>literally eating candy to bulk

God level:
>90% to 70% Cocoa chocolate
>Scho-Ka-Kola red
>Bakers chocolate
>Reeses pieces
Not god but slightly better than okay:
>Snickers
>Twix
>M&Ms
>Butterfinger
Okay level:
>Crunch
Kill yourself level:
>Everything else

The one thing I miss about being a brainless fatass is eating an entire bag of Reese's Pieces (1000 ish calories) and downing it with Mtn Dew Code Red.

>Snickers
Literally the only acceptable candy bar to eat at lunch on a construction site.

pretty sure you mean pan-fried steak and eggs nigger.

The taste of a sirloin cut thin, fried in a pan and mixed with scrambled eggs. Shit doesn't even need salt or pepper.

>American "chocolate"

you better not be a fuckin brit. American chocolate is too sweet already

who gives a fuck

> Non-American "prostate vibrators"

The best combination of tastes I have found (and im serious here, no bs.) is;

1. ice cold can of coke
2. cigar
3. Hershey's chocolate bar with almonds (yes, activated)


Seriously, with a rocky patel cigar this is the absolute most delicious combo - try it out if you don't believe

yeah man sounds good for a snack

hold on lemme go grab my cigar, cutter, lighter, go across and buy a can of coke, and find a specific flavour of chocolate.

specific flavor? it's the hershey's almond bar..

theyre sold everywhere

Type 2 Diabetes

Boring

Fat hipsters

> disregard the other points

> focus on the only one you can justify.

because a cigar, cutter, lighter and can of coke are so unobtainable

you could get all those things in one place...

Trips of truth.
Add gigantic bitch faggot to the list.

yeah man don't you have that in your pantry?

lmfao

are you ACTUALLY arguing this?

hey guys just go get some good leaf, some cuban tobacco, some pure 100% mdma, some blood diamonds, and you got yourself a real good snack.

watch me whip watch me maymay.

None of those things go well together.

because sugar is a drug, and drugs are for degenerates

I really love that combo, I know i'm a weirdo though, ...so there's that.

>watch me whip watch me maymay.

Do you have 'don't forget to be an insufferable faggot' today in huge writing on the ceiling above your bed?

>sugar
just

wow man calm down you can't just call people faggot.

Half of a snickers is sugar. Maybe more.