He can't grow a beard

he's a personal friend of donald trump, thats enough for me

Beards are just like 70's affro, it's just a trend and it will die out soon

>beards are a trend

that dudes nips are looking pretty swollen

Nothing wrong with shaving your armpits, though. At least for me it makes my shoulders look bigger.

guess that makes Dan a meme just like Drumpf

#iamwithHer

>He has to cover his high est weak jawline by looking like an actual barbarian

I feel bad for any man voting for Hillary because you know just how emasculated he is. He's completely given up on himself and is content being a slave to women to make up for being born with a penis.

Or he's just a poor.

My girlfriend loves my body hair and beard. Say hello to cirrhosis when you get it.

Muh genetics

>Dad is 100% meixcan native (Mixtec) and a tiny manlet with wispy little moustache hairs
>Mom is 95% german with brown hair and steel blue eyes, tall, hairy
>Can't grown any facial hair besides a mexi stache, chinstrap and sideburns

tl;dr don't breed with injuns

That's fucking effeminate

Pls tell me I can at least get close to looking like the guy in OP's pic. Do I have to roid, or would another 30 lbs of muscle and then a cut put me there?

who dis

>do i have to roid
yeah

This! Full blooded Mexican but look Native American/Asian no facial hair!
Fuck Mexicans and fuck native Americans!

The hair in the middle my mustache area doesnt grow so my two sides never connect.

Also the only beard i can get is when it grows from under my chin.

>tfw can't stand hairs on my body
I only tolerate leg, arm and head hair, the rest go off.
Beard older than 2 days makes me want to rip my face off, can't go longer without shaving.

>Wanting to look like the borderline-Mudslime in OP's pic
>Wanting a beard when nu-males have ruined them.
No thanks.

I have inherited my dad's great beard genetics.

I recently posted a picture of my dyel body in a kilt to tumblr (sue me) and it ended up on all sorts of gay blogs. They seem to think I'm a bear cub?

>not actually being a barbarian by having a beard

Do you even?

>dont have a lot of hair growth in general
>see a guy in the shower at the gym
>has a thick layer of hair EVERYWHERE
>back, ass, legs, traps
>EVERYWHERE

be semi glad I am not on the other side of the spectrum

It's probably because your a faggot

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>thingen its my biggest problem
>growing beard
>to makin it

oh boy if id been already there

link

t. guy that cant grow a beard

It depends on the culture youre from

I'm a shaved Arab 6'5 male who rails peoples white girlfriends on the reg

This

>le beards are for nu-males xD

i cant grow a full beard(patches on cheeks) at 18 years old
is there hope for me?

im 20 and mine's almost done, started getting legit at 19. i could grow a goatee at 26-17 though

Beard culture is fucking trash.

t. Bearded dude

Hate to break it to you, but grills dislike wading through bush just as much as you.

>can't grow a beard
>hair falling out

I should just go full dadbod mode

>do i have to roid
nah

sheep don't count, ahmed.

>he needs beard to be a man

youtube.com/watch?v=iQlIPOTbuH8

Of course you have to fucking roid user

Who /civilized/ here?

The moustache is the way to go.

It shows that you are manly enough to grow the beard, but civilized enough to shave your face.

Don't look like a baby-face and don't look like a gnarly hobo.

Do you like men? If not, why do you want to be more masculine? Heterosexuality without transsexuality doesn't make sense.

by Veeky Forums do you mean he spends his entire life shilling crypto currencies? cuz thats all Veeky Forums is

How have you learnt what "t" means? Typing it into Google takes me nowhere, so you've obviously learnt it in some other way.

You are obviously talking about female faggots, not girls.

It's not the 70/80s anymore, user.

But I take your point. However, a goatee serves the same purpose and doesn't make you look like your favourite place is the school playground.

I'd rather speak ancient Greek but Latin is more useful in Europe at the moment.

>I'd rather speak ancient Greek but Latin is more useful in Europe at the moment.
Don't you mean Arabic?

LOL. True.

>Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums
>Veeky Forums
>no legs
>roids and has had heart attacks (like zyzz)

>Veeky Forums
>inherited all of his money
are you retarded or just pretending?

Hillary "I will increase taxes on middle class" Clinton

The fact that his success triggers you this much tells me that he is doing something right. You know who else gets upset when other people are more successful than them? Women.

solid bod dude. work on your traps and chest a bit more and you'll be golden. mirin, espceially if no pump

so you are retarded

he doesn't trigger me. idiots who worship him and misattribute success to him, like yourself, triggers me.

how do i into this mode?

context, you newfag

rate

Bullshit, I trim my face, nose, hair around nipples, and pubes. Also trim down armpit hair, but not all the way. You are just a hairless twink.

Stay mad dyel.

Dude holy shit I work with you. I had no idea you'd be on a site like this damn.

Fatty with a beard

Who are you?

It's Tommy bro.

>excuse me madam
>does your pathetic, douche boyfriend even have the intellectual capacity to grow a beard?
>does he even read ancient texts and philosophical tapestries?
>I bet he doesn't even know about the double slit experiment
>I would date you but I'm afraid CHAD has rubbed his inferior intellect off onto
>nothing personal, ma'am
>*teleports to artofmanliness.com

Hey, art of manliness is a nice site
They even collaborated with Rippettoe

lmao

numale/10

akward
now you've got to fuck

>Hey, art of manliness is a nice site
>They even collaborated with Rippettoe

long beards look nasty ngl mate

Don't know anyone like that, but If you're working now why are you on Veeky Forums

>newfag
If I were a newfag, I would know what it means.

The dude is dyel af. Also who needs a guide on how to be a man?

I think i know the dude in that pic holy shit

I've hada beard for the last 12 years, feels good.