Ff...ff...Veeky Forums s...s...senpai I did my first set of 10 unassisted pull ups from a dead hang today

ff...ff...Veeky Forums s...s...senpai I did my first set of 10 unassisted pull ups from a dead hang today.

a..aa....are you proud of me?

Now do 20.

I'll do anything you say s...s...senpai...

Now bend over and post pics of your boipussy

Senpai you're so lewd

cant say no to trips now

Holy shit ! Those trips wasted on a faggot!

I'm proud of you, now do 40.

He got trips, nothing you can do about it.

Lucky trips checked

Show me, you little homo.

depends on your height and weight

Lucky trips. Imgur it. Do it faggot.

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are we just sitting in this thread patiently waiting for boipussy now

Yeah Imagine how funny it'd be if OP actually delivers.
I might even squeeze out a cheeky cummie for shits and giggles.

Yep

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Holy shit, I could go to a Mapplethorpe exhibition in the gayest leather bar in San Francisco, get my dick sucked by a twink while getting it up the ass from the guy who made me lasagna and is hurrying up because he only has 45 minutes (there was a lot of cheese in the lasagna) all the while listening to the Village People covered by Josh Groban and wouldn't be half as gay as this thread.

>there was a lot of cheese in the lasagna

I understood that reference.

Learn to do 30 and I will be impress.

>There was a lot of cheese in the lasagna

Why. Why would you remind anyone of this.

Chaos is the natural state of the universe.

>le stuttering maymay so kawaii desu just like mai waifu :3

This lion is dying, yet you live

Truly this world is unfair

If you kys, it may help.

this made me hard
my psyche is like a 10 hour repeating video of glass breaking