Is there any company that sells shirts/polos that are more suitable to guys with very wide shoulders but a normal...

I've heard about the soaplands in Japan. What was included in that $120 soapland visit?

i buy brooks brothers slim fit a size up from normal, this solves the problem for me

I was in a tourist area looking for dinner but I somehow wandered into a back alley where the soapland was. I said fuck it, why not and went inside. Browsed the menu a little and I told the guys working there there I speak just a bit of Japanese. They were OK with it and we talked about hot girls for some time and when we both agreed the Japanese girls were the hottest he gave me a high five.

I sat in a waiting room until this girl came out in lingerie, she was ~5'7" with massive pornstar level tits, not as big as in OP picture but in that league, enough to wrap 2 hands around one boob and still not cover it all. She was a bit thick, kind of like what you would see in a high-test thread but that's what I'm into now so I was OK with it. Fair skin but not ghostly pale, and she claimed to be 19. She took me to a private room with a bathtub and an inflatable mat in the center. She undressed me and she washed me off, we got in the bathtub and she gave me a rubdown with her tits and legitimately gave me a bath so that she wouldn't be rubbing herself over my sweaty body for the next hour. She was really cautious about everything since I was a foreigner so she would always ask if the water temperature was OK, if she could stick her tongue up my butt, etc. But I was like yeah go ahead and do what you normally do since I wanted the real experience.

We got on the inflatable mat she basically sucked me off and then rode me without putting my dick inside her (sumata). She then stood up a little and tapped her vagoo against my tip while blowing against my ear and I jizzed the hardest I had ever jizzed in my entire life. I was pretty much incapacitated for a few minutes after finishing.

We sat around and drank tea and ate chocolate while I actually got some language practice in and when the time was up I walked out, said bye to her and the guys at the front desk shook hands with me and wished me a safe trip home. Pretty cool, would do again.

no sex? were the tits fake? sounds like a good time.

What this user said I'm aware of the law in Japan a bit about what's illegal. Regardless though, I've heard of soaplands offering full service, which I assumed to be penetration. Did they say anything about that you couldn't have sex or something? Aside from that, I agree with the other user, that sounded like a good time.

Do they check if their customers have any STDs? I'd be concerned about catching something from someone else

Penetrative sex is illegal in Japan. You can probably find places to do it but you would need decent Japanese to access. Tits weren't fake as far as I coud tell, they even had a bit of sag due to their size.

They had a menu of services that you can choose from and none of them included penetrative sex. I probably could have asked but I was too nervous since that would be actually breaking a law, not sure how far I could pull the ignorant foreigner card.

Also if you actually look like you lift you will stand out like crazy among all of the Japanese, none of them lift and the ones that do are just lean and don't look like they lift with a shirt on. Different story in Korea though-- most don't lift but I definitely saw a couple juicy dudes walking around the subway stations that stuck out.

No STD check on the customer side, I would hope they test the working girls but I'm not sure if they do. I never asked. It's been one year since I went and I'm not pissing lava or growing weird bumps anywhere despite not wearing a condom for sumata or blowjob. Do this at your own risk though, but I just wasn't thinking enough at the moment to request a condom for bj because the girl was so hot.

Thanks for the info. user. I've heard that the girls that work at these sexual businesses are tested on a monthly basis at minimum by the employer. That's why I wasn't so concerned about the girls having an STD as much as the customer.

I feel a little bad that we're discussing this on OP's thread which is about clothing haha. Sorry OP

>Penetrative sex is illegal in Japan
U wot?

God damn I would like to do this shit some time. Too bad I got a serious gf

vaginal intercourse and showing genitals in illegal in Japan.

Why the fuck do you think they've got all that fucked up porn?

How do they procreate?

Lol paid penetrative sex is illegal. Paid blowjobs and genitals rubbing each other and whatever else is pretty much legal.

Asexually. Once enough mass has been consumed their body will split into two independent lifeforms. This process is similar to cellular mitosis though on a larger scale. This process, upon completion, is known as "v-tec kicking in".

Although Asians possess the ability to reproduce sexually, as other races of humans must do to reproduce, Asians can completely avoid this.

As a result, there has been increasingly diminished evolutionary pressure to select for genes that exemplify secondary sex characteristics. Over several hundred generations this has given way to the rise of an androgynous subpopulation of Asian known as the "ladyboy".

It is important to know that all ladyboys are Asians, but not all Asians are ladyboys.

Of interesting note, is the fact that Asians are not carriers of the ginger or, "daywalker" gene, neither dominant or recessive. This fact has caused much interest in men of other races, particularly Caucasians, to seek out Asian women for the purpose of childbearing, with no risk of spreading the ginger scourge.

Just move to Japan my man, not even just for the women
Japan is the fucking land of the free for foreigners, I found my fortune there and I'm living my life and realised my dreams.
Jap only takes a year to learn and if you're brave enough to ignore some Japanese legalities it's literally ez mode to get rich as fuck.

>get rich as fuck.

Go on...

They don't, this is why the birth rate is so low in Japan

I moved to Japan just to live a comfy life and because the underground music scene is fucking great so I could play shows and didn't have to get by on wage slavery to fuel my music career.
I had a fuck load of free time (basically NEET with above minimum wage income) and was looking for something I can just do on the side.
Long story short I got friendly with the manager of my local soapland and because there are barely any Veeky Forums guys in Japan (and because foreigners are a novelty for jap women) he offered to set me up with gigolo work.
I thought nothing of it at first and agreed but it turns out when you're literally the top 1% of men in the country you can set your price extortionately high.

>gigolo work

That's hilarious, do give us some good stories.

Also have you heard of the doctor who goes to Japan like 8 times a year and brings underground Japanese bands to Canada? The tour is called Next from Tokyo, it's pretty great.

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from wikipedia, how to pronounce soapland

>SOPURANDO

fucking kek

>have you heard of the doctor who goes to Japan like 8 times
Yeah I've been, pretty fucking great.
Not too bothered about getting signed yet though, doing pretty well for myself overseas because of subtle shilling and the internet.
As for escorting it's pretty tame most of the time, just depressed rich housewives who want me to pretend I care about their husband problems. I've do pretty much everything that doesn't involve intense pain or scat though.

Yeah, it's a direct rip from english so it's just "soapland" with a japanese slant

>posting an image more interesting than your post
this is now a nip thread