if everyone on Veeky Forums was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little yank students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you would literally be eating pavement in under a second
so u are unintelligent and you compensate by fantasizing about things that will never happen?
ok boyo
Joseph Edwards
A shot to the balls/throat/ribs/inner thighs/knees, you're done, OP. KYS slow fuck
Oliver Wood
Pics or get the fuck out OP. And just because you exagerate being "built like a brick shithouse" doesn't mean you can fight. >satire vid related youtube.com/watch?v=YAXaCmky4Hw
Asher Flores
there's pizza
Christopher Fisher
>you get in my face >punch to side of head >kick groin >knee to face
ur fucking done for kiddo
Levi Evans
/thread
Adrian Wood
>large build means you automatically win fights Nice try OP, now fuck off.
Dominic Green
...
Benjamin Ross
what if he posts body does that un-end the thread?
Joseph Cox
haha nice bants lads
Brayden Parker
not a fan of you stealing /brit/ gimmicks, need you out of business sunshine
Levi King
Yes, in your specially designed scenario you might beat most of fit. But in real life, I could steal your girl, get your dream job, and outpreform you just about everywhere. Have fun with your outdated measures of masculinity in an increasingly feminized society pleb. Have fun dropping spaghetti on girls I wouldn't even fuck. I am aesthetic, you look like shit.
Jeremiah Perry
got anything to say now?
Owen Hernandez
It worked for Bruce Lee and his side kicks.
Logan Carter
Fucking twink.
Camden Jones
Other than that you look kinda average? Not really.
Justin Rodriguez
yeah nice try you fucking little spoon
i'm 5'7 but i have fucking 3 black belts. i could kill you with my index finger alone if i wanted to, and that's only on my left hand
Nathaniel Torres
>He thinks this is impressive by Veeky Forums standards
Nolan Hughes
the runts are runting i see
Brandon Cox
>Got anything to say now Yeah, you're small. Solid ottermode. 6/10 troll 10/10 waste of time
Mason Anderson
Top kek no you wouldn't I know a 5'9" manlet that posts on here that would destroy you
Luke White
pretty solid for a natty. what do YOU look like ;)
Adrian Reed
No it didn't. Get you're facts straight before you try to agree with me.
Andrew Perez
meet me at flat spracken house, dukes place marlow and I'll fucking demolish you
Wyatt Lopez
let's get a frontal without a pose, and make sure the legs are in focus
Caleb Phillips
>6 foot 3 >weigh ~200 pounds naturally (i.e. Not being fat or skinny but "just rght") >but i'm built like some mexican shanty town
Ayden Butler
You don't know how to fight. If you did you would have navy seal'd in some hooey about Muai Thai or amateur MMA. You've never been in a fight. You obviously have no idea what makes a decent fighter, so even the skinniest, scrawniest kickboxer could drop you.
Worst "fight me" b8 I've ever seen. You even had the body to pull off a good one.
Isaac Green
where your traps at bro do you even deadlift
Christopher Rivera
only well adjusted men in this thread
Alexander Davis
>6'4
go for your legs and your dead
lmao lanklets
Ethan Morales
I would eat you for breakfast.
Mason Wright
You know you are a failure at life when you have to imagine impossible situations in order to feel superior to the rest.
Leo Young
I would simply eat him, I'm into cannibalism.
Adrian Taylor
think you could take me twink? >pic related
Liam Johnson
>he doesn't provide a picture Not even OP, but wew lad
Zachary Turner
what are you, 160lbs? You have no mass no gains, look like a twink. I would beat the shit out of you and then id stick my dick inside of you so you'd finally know how it is to feel at least a little like a man.
then id blow in you and call you a faggot
Mason Roberts
Hey parvi
Connor Nguyen
>tfw this pasta sounds eerily familiar
Matthew Jenkins
I'd form an alliance with the manlets and lanklets. The manlets would climb onto your shins and weigh you down, slowing your movements. The lanklets surround you and begin slapping furiously. You'd become enraged and careless. Infuriated and shackled by my brethren, I would tip my fedora then look up at you.
"For the alliance"
Running at you (like sonic) I drop kick a hole directly through your monstrous body. An explosion happens. Your corpse rains from the sky. We pry open the cage rogether and rule the new found lands.
Robert Russell
autism: the post
Carter Flores
Yeah but what meal?
Dinner or would you just portion him out?
He doesn't have much meat so we have to be wise.
Jordan Wilson
Gr8 b8 m8 Now go get fucked by your muslim overlords...
Austin Ramirez
I don't believe I have ever seen someone post that