Drink three cups of black coffee and hype myself up

>Drink three cups of black coffee and hype myself up
>Walk into gym
>50 cent is playing
>Immediately turn around and drive back home for 30 minutes

What is wrong with me?

Bump

If you turn around you would not be facing the door again

Yes you would

If I turn I will be facing the opposite direction

what are you a lawyer get out of here

>360 degrees out of there

alright. what's wrong with you? let it out.

I cant stand the music at my gym

> Walk into gym
> Work, Work, Work, Work
> Do 180 and go home

you have no caffeine tolerance, you're racist, and you're never gonna make it

How am I a racist? I just dont like that particular artist

Racist

But I like other black artists and scientists, like lil wayne and that black scientist on reddit

Dude come on
a) 50 Cent is pretty legitimate rapper. Even if you don't really like him he's not so bad that it should drive you out of a room.
b) Put headphones in. Get over it.
c) If your excuse for being a pussy is your gym's music then you have a serious problem

I didn't like that particular album the song was playing

Come on bro if you walk into the gym and in da club is playing and you don't want to set a new bench press PR and punch someone in the face you aren't gonna make it

How the hell does a man like Weezy but not 50?

You're not there for the music cunt, you're there to lift. Man the fuck up.

>walk into the gym
>ONCE I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This song makes my lifts go down 10%

You didn't even wait for the fucking song to be over?

Just go to a YMCA or something where they don't play music.

That song makes my will to live go down 50% until it's over.

Fuck that song, there are very few things in this world I hate more than that fucking song.

>yfw SOOOON I'LL BE 60 YEARS OLDDDDDDDD!!!

>walk into gym
>YOU USED TO CALL ME ON YOUR CELL PHONE

> blaming the music for being a sperg who lifts baby weights

I just want a gym that'll play 'it ain't me" by Fortunate Sons.

This is now a shitty gym music thread.

>Yfw another Adele song comes on

>SOON WE'LL BE THIRTY YEARS OLD!
RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>not "silver spoon in hand"
you fucked up

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