LOL

LOL

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B-but I thought dadbod was the best bodytype

I wonder why they chose swimmers and not track cyclists. I thought big legs were attractive?
I mean, you didn't lie to me Veeky Forums, did you??

It is. A man who becomes dad is not insecure as Veeky Forums. Therefore he's the alpha who'd slap those hoes and switch channel nobody would say a word

You just KNOW

This is the cutest thing, holy shit.

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Fucking whores.

0:22 dat olympic high test

says the frumpy bitch eating junk food, if roles were reversed and that dadbod guy was watching gymnastics or beach volleyball and told his wife to get the fuck out you're fat, stubby body was ruining the moment, you'd expect at least a few buzzfeed and twitter hashtags to arise

>high test

I miss when Jon Stewart was funny.

can someone tell me why he meant by this? I really don't get the joke.

Yeah no shit, western society fucking hates men

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oh wtf they're both so fucking gorgeous

>funny
This one is just plain lazy humor. I wouldn't be shocked discovering a robot ghost wrote it.

>pointing out sexism is /r9k/ material

>calling cartoon women bitches and whores is pointing out sexism

>horsey

Known cuck.

What's this designed to convey? I sincerely ask.

trump 2016

I think its just meant to be seen by most people as a conventional laughing at men joke. But I think horsey knows better than that and put in the fatness of the women and snacks as a nod towards people like us

Point out sexism
Bitch that they called the women who acted like bitches in the story bitches.

BAAAAWWW

Hypocrisy, thy name is (You)

Why didn't they kiss?

Because that's gay

that's kinda gay

Wise words^^^

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Kek
>>>Tumblr

Hahahahaha
This is why the west must fall

dear fucking god

No, our women just need the 50's treatment.

Bang, zoom, straight to the moon.

Adorable.

MALE POWER FANTASY

Lmao this

all thanks to the population of beta cucks allowing women to act like they're more important

Insha'Allah.

tru dat

haha stupid cunt

what a good fellow

*bazooper*

In other words, he's lazy and pays no attention to his health.

I think that's rather the point of the image

brit bongs

Daley is gay...
Idk about goodfellow

NOW KISS

Fuck that's hot. I don't think I'm gay.

just remember the olympic village needs 400000 kondoms

Are they actually homo or just good friends who are extremely happy about winning?

Wish a newspaper with balls made a gender swapped one where a bunch of bros are ogling beach volleyball when a fat wife comes in.

fuck I'm hard

>tfw we only get to watch the boring part of the Olympics

This actually triggers me...

I'd hug my gym bro like that if we won the olympics and we aint homos.
Then again we ugly as fuck, if we looked like that I'd be a homo.

>"honey can you stop eating chips and drinking wine every day, you're ruining my every moment"

Horsey is essentially the same as Paul Feig.

A guy who was relentlessly bullied by other men as a child, so now he mocks men for overt displays of masculinity.

He's not very good at doing it though.

I never got why gross ass overweight middle aged men walk around shirtless half the time anyway. I mean even with the argument of not caring what others thought, I'd hate to see myself. To look down and see what a weak, flabby mess I am. I'm pretty fit and I still only walk around shirtless only if I'm alone or if it's warranted, such as at the beach or something.
It's probably the same mentality that lets you walk around looking like shit, that lets you complacently look like shit in the first place.

Because they're alpha as fuck and their home is their domain

Faggot

Women are only able to see double standards they are victims of.

They are unable to see double standards that they execute thenmselves

kek bitches are stupid

>doesnt go shirtless at home

little bitch faggot

>and we aint homos.
Right babe? I mean bro?

>not insecure
So because its a fat Guy instead of girl, all of the sudden you become HAES? Go kys. Fat guys with huge guts need to cover their shameful gluttony

I saw the comments to that bulge article and the following damage control article titled "Why It's Okay to Objective Men's Bulges". Even the women in the comments section were calling them out hard for this hypocrisy. There still is hope, lads.

Nice thread OP

>oh no, they're making fun of fat guys instead of girls!
Get over yourself. Disgusting fat fucks are awful regardless of sex

If the roles were reversed you'd be laughing your ass off instead of having a whiny bitch fit.
>your butthurt is showing

Fuck everything

>you'd expect at least a few buzzfeed and twitter hashtags to arise
This, hate this new trend

Fat people are disgusting to look at, especially with a hot counter part available. I don't understand how you're even on fit w/o realizing this basic concept. Are you slow in the head or something?

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>in the thread where half of fit suddenly becomes HAES because heaven forbid you make fun of fat guys as well as girls!
Yeah, sooooo much make hate, poor babies. Grow up

>posting this off topic hate and negativity
Keep your mental issues to.yourselves. this board is for self improvement, not self loathing

Why are you even on fit? If you don't get it, you genuinely do not belong here

>this webm

MOM I AM NOT GAY

Lol. "Alpha" that can't even see his own cock. Fucking pathetic. Fat bastards need some goddamn shame

SOMEBODY

The political cartoonist Horsey has a weird habit of making political cartoons that portray a situation, but have no clear message on the situation.

this makes me feel much better about girls not replying

kek cheked

true bro love

I don't know why everyone is acting so gay. This made me smile, true friendship right here.

this

'Alpha' has nothing to do with bodytype, you halfwit.

It's OK. Women are allowed to get more upset about double standards than men.

>muh history of oppression

>horsey
>a the-green-party-isn't-green-enough twat
>giving a nod to Veeky Forums to make fun of hypocritical fatties
Keep dreaming user

Why is this wrong?
If women are attracted to juicy guys shouldnt this make us (as citizens of Veeky Forums we should logically be fit) happy?

Maybe it's more about how the Olympics have become about the athletes and their bodies, than the actual sport. Women watching swimming, only for the sake of the hot guys?

the one on the left is homo

>Women watching swimming, only for the sake of the hot guys?
and how is that ANY different from a guy watching porn?

Fat fuck detected

I feel like I'm watching the beginnings of a gay porno.

This webm always gets tons of replies on every board

Link to other boards.

>Great Britain
Of fucking course.

>Daniel Goodfellow
More like Goodfellatio amIright m80s

m8 I fucking hope