Show me a better breakfast

Show me a better breakfast.

>pro tip
U can't

ok

Fuck you, wanna fight about it?

im about to masturbate

im on a cut u cunt

>not having a bullet in the chamber to eat after your ribs
>making it

pick one and only one, user.

>This is what cutfags believe

>not subsisting entirely on based smashed avo

zyzz is rolling in his grave cunt

I F

Eggs and oats

Glorious

daaaaamn

I cant into presentation

triangular slices and garnish

>americans actually feel the need to validate their masculinity by eating their brekkie with lethal weapons

imagine being this cuckolded as a society lmao

maybe a smaller plate now that I think of it

What are those salmon slices called in the store. I remember loving them but can't find them

>Britcuck jelly he can't eat food with a real knife.

btfo

smoke salmon

Are you fucking gay or something?

>chicken
>bacon
>waffles
Stop, my dick can only get so erect.

I'm not british bruz

>being so insecure you literally equate guns with ones sexuality
omg adorable

>bacon
ruined it there

I can't get it to light.

>britbong wants to have tea but the bobbies confiscated his knife and fork

You talking shit?

...

>sugar

DROPPED

Get off Veeky Forums Mom

he's talking about the gun retard

When did he talk about sexual orientation/ sexuality. He just said America as a whole is less masculine than other nations.

He's not wrong:
1. Americans get angry for no reason.
2. Americans expect everything to be handed to them.
3. They feel unsafe at all times (fear of being raped idk)
4. They all have menstrual cycles.
5. Every American has a set of breasts.

(you)

I deserve it. :)

wiping off juices and crumbs with a towel add +100 to presentation