Tfw to intelligent to lift

>tfw to intelligent to lift

No, you live in your head too much

Too intelligent to lift*

>tfw too rich to lift

No matter how much I lift girls only give a fuck about my bank account.

same here, brah

Theres people that look into the negative research of lifting and it's longterm implications on the physical body, therefore become lazy and get their diet information from those shitty morning shows.

>tfw you're too retarded to make an original shitpost

>lifting for girls

>tfw too intelligent to not lift

Why would anyone roid but for girls? Check and mate. Tons of people """""lift""""" for girls.

>roiding for girls
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Why else would you roid? It fucks over your body and health.

not to*

>tfw happy with my body and dont need to suffer in the gym to compensate

People roid because of body dysmorphia, or because they're olympic athletes.

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>tfw you can be happy with your body all you want but if you're obese no girl worth your time will even think about starting a relation with you or letting you stuff her pussy with the inch of dick that's not being covered by your fupa

Literally correct both ways

H-H-HAES!

>implying it's possible to stop living like this without drugs/alcohol

Some people naturally enjoy the moment and occasionally introspect/ overthink, others naturally are introspective and overthinking and occasionally are able to get out of their heads.

>tfw intelligent and lift

but most likely for /hm/

>intelligent
>posts ANY president candidate of 2016
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I was like that until I fell for the meditation meme, that calmed me the fuck down son.

If you were intelligent too, you'd know Trump is GOAT president.

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It's something you can learn.
But I bet OP is too intelligent to make an effort.

become batman

I lvoe this meme

So... just don't give them money. Give them the illusion of money. Take.them to nice dinners but don't buy them anything tangible. Flowers. Nothing they can keep. If they don't stay then you know they are gold diggers only if tey do then you know.

>I'm too intelligent to pick a side!

>to

oh the irony

>tfw to strong too lift

If you were intelligent you'd know that Trump isn't a President yet.