You see these guys walking towards you and they ask:

(OP)
>How do you respond?

Thanks bros but I think I'm staying natty.

If you don't think this and so much more are attainable natty you are a genetic dud.

Fat, dyel, skelly, PPPPPPx, manlet

Is this your second lifting year already?

>cargo shorts
They're already the losers

Next summer...what?
Ill be invited to their all-male orgy? :)
no? :(

Nice pasta, m8.

maybe what? i'm just trying to get that fucking charmander

"Yeah maybe you'll actually train legs by next summer"

It's actually a good example of how much genetics play a role.

They are all of them at roughly the same body fat percentage, except for the guy on the very left. The three in the middle are somewhat well proportioned, have narrow waists and hips and a well defined adonis belt.

The guy on the far right is a fridge-mode manlet.

>Leave those dreams, pal. I'm straight.

>cut @ a buck fifty
>geared

Does Veeky Forums actually believe this?

Try 10th, you probably didn't know it went that high did you?
Keep putting down people and accusing of steroids because youre 1RM is the bar and can't put down the Wendy's

(not _with_ you though)

Thank them for encouraging me to better myself and believing I can make it in time for next summer.

Be looking around confused, then look down at them being 5'5" and be like sorry can you speak up?

Ok, show those gains already to prove your point.

>yeah, by then you'll be probably able to afford proper adult clothes

>sorry

Beta shit.

Probably just "yeah haha. :D" and walk away.

Haha,
No point to prove I'm a chick and I put up more than you, low test gain hater

Whom are you defending then?

I wouldn't date them next summer either. Their faces are pretty ugly. They'd need some serious personality to make up for the crappy looks.

You do know there's a part of speech you can't emphasize with text. Its called being condescending. If you know what that means, little man. Also when you're 6'4" you can say whatever you want to you manlets and you might bark back, but thats about it.

considering they're gay porn stars I'd figure they're going to shoot a porno

>"Maybe next summer, right bro? Haha"

yeah, you wanna get fucked by those dudes next summer

So Veeky Forums none of you guys actually wear cargo shorts right? They look like shit and are socially unacceptable to wear unless you're 12

American proper adult clothes

How do I properly respond to lines like this? Are there any other options than either taking the bait or ignoring them?

God I hope this is bait and no one posting here is this pathetic.

say hello to my little friends

Oh yyea? U gay or something yea bcs u fag. r-rekt

No one, it's bot about defending, it's just irritating how everyone jumps to steroids as the cause for mediocre physiques because they can't even obtain that.
These guys are in decent shape, not great and not impossible, claiming they are on steroids (which if they are they are 100% using improperly) shows that either you had to use steroids to achieve this look, which is pathetic. Or you are in worse shape than them and your go to excuse is that everyone must be on gear, not thinking for a second that you might have shit tier genetics and weren't meant to have an appealing body.
Point being. Accusing this of steroid use = being pathetic
I'm gonna deuce out now, I have to go to the gym. Not going to sit here and explain that one to you too senpai you're gonna have to do a little work.

>mfw wearing cargo shorts right now

Should I just kill myself? I thought if you have the dudebro chad aesthetic they were at least acceptable to wear, which I do.

G O O D J O B

>So Veeky Forums none of you guys actually wear cargo shorts right? They look like shit and are socially unacceptable to wear unless you're 12

Question from a non-American here:

Why the hell are cargo shorts less socially acceptable than basketball shorts or sweatpants shorts? What about jeans shorts? Board shorts? Or are cargo shorts synonym for any kind of shorts?

When I was in the US a couple of years ago, I've seen basketball shorts out in public all the time, and the short sweatpants seem to be somewhat fashionable nowadays in Europe.

Cargo shorts aren't bad on their own, but any shorts that go below the knee are bad, which is why they look like bunch of faggots.

>nah, I'm ready for my bukkake right now, who's first?

Interesting. I heard a couple of times that shorts are ok in a relaxed office environment as long as they cover the knee...

Unless you're blasting dindus with a FAL innabush or doing sports at that exact moment shorts are never acceptable.

...

Dat triple burger tho.
Glorious dirty bulk.

I do prefer jeans, but it gets fucking hot out. Sometimes I sacrifice the pleasure of being less warm in shorts so that I can watch women mire me in jeans that caress my thighs and ass, even if I am cooking on the inside. I need the attention.

That seems overly conceited. Who gives a fuck about you wearing some kind of shorts when you are grocery shopping? Walking the dog? Sitting in a class room?

Some people will.
Some people won't.

Just like with your body shape.

but its winter,why are you dressed like that in winter,were you fucking in the forest?

I shoot them all in the chest haha

For laughs haha

W-we're all gonna make it

Literally the lamest shit

>Overdose on DNP

My cut is complete

*unzips dick*

I would unsheathe my katana and perform a horizontal cut on the man in the middle, then using his anguished cries as a distraction, proceed to give the 2 on either side of him a cross-cut slash, decapitating the furthest one on the left on the back swing, before finally teleporting behind the last remaining one, utterly annihilating him with the technique: Thousand-Cuts-of-Death. After all was done, I would flick the blood of the blade and continue eating my several Big Macs while riding my power scooter back home to eat the nuggets I bought on the side.

nice outfit faggots

I take out my knife and start violently stabbing one of them as his friends are watching in chock while soiling themselves

I wear them to landscape and mow lawns in, jeans can fuck off

"Just maybe. Have a good day!"

...

>M-maybe, hahahahahahahahaha!

Y-you t-too

LOL MANLETS FINALLY BEING HONEST ABOUT HIS HEIGHT.

nice 5 ft 8 faggots

>nice shorts manlets, what year is this

...

...

id like to see you prove one of those kills are real, otherwise i dont believe you and also it isnt spelled gorilla warfare fyi.

>Shorts bigger than torso

But was it nothing personal?

Wow you recognized it. Cool desu senpai.

...

>0/10

Nice lmao1pl8 deadlift.

Y'all talking about when you're going to drop your cargo capris?

What? What? What? What? What?
Do you even lift?

>cargo shorts
fags

Follow them all the while guffawing

"HAHA...NEXT SUMMER!!......GUYS!!..HAHA....NEXT SUMMER!!
NEXT SUMMER NEXT SUMMER NEXT SUMMER NEXT SUMMER NEXT SUMMER NEXT SUMMER NEXT SUMMER NEXT SUMMER NEXT SUMMER NEXT SUMMER NEXT SUMMER NEXT SUMMER NEXT SUMMER NEXT SUMMER NEXT SUMMER NEXT SUMMER NEXT SUMMER NEXT SUMMER NEXT SUMMER NEXT SUMMER NEXT SUMMER NEXT SUMMER NEXT SUMMER NEXT SUMMER NEXT SUMMER NEXT SUMMER NEXT SUMMER NEXT SUMMER NEXT SUMMER NEXT SUMMER "

do this till they start running then fling my shit at them.

I am imaging this in my head and it is a combination of laughter and rage.

Makes me want to do martial arts so that I know I could at least kick their ass in a fight.

The thing is, people don't realize the work that goes into properly doing copypasta. They think copypasta is something that slackers can do, or faggots, or assholes. It's not true. Copypasta is a dying artform and if you don't see that, I don't know what's wrong with you.
First of all, you sacrifice spending real time on /b/. You can't participate as much as you'd like to because you're so busy doing copypasta that you can't. As a result, you miss a lot of really great threads. Still, it's a sacrifice, so you do it.
There's also the problem of "Flood detected". This message can really hurt your progress. You should try to get your copypasta into every active thread and if you have to sit there waiting before the flood period is over, you lose valuable time. This is also very difficult.
Also, picking which threads should get a copypasta first are sort of difficult. There are threads that don't stay on the first page for very long, so you may be missing some of the more prominent threads. Of course, you should try to hit them all, but for the desire effect, you need to get into bigger threads quickly.
Finally, there's the moral problem. One thing about copypasta is that sometimes it feels good, but sometimes it feels bad.

...

wat

KEK

...

reddit is the other way

"Cute matching outfits, ladies."

Include me in the screencap. Maybe with some sort of border.

Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing Veeky Forums. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the Veeky Forums type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo

Honestly, from the bottom of my heart, bro. Kill yourself

Rolling for trips just incase someone screencaps

the fact that you care so much about someone view to write all that makes me think you are alittle pathetic.

Noice

OOOHHHH

> "wow nice sure you have big cums"
> I do