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Welcome to Veeky Forums how tough are ya?
>i jerked off to trap porn three times today and only cried once
>I fucked a human female last night
"what the fuck did you just say?"
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I'm not
But i hide it very well
Five scoop
I'm so tough, I added 16 scoops to my 8hr shake and only puked five times.
I'm so tough, I not only cleaned 300lbs, I jerked 350lbs in the same movement.
>not adding the weight of your feels
>strong men also cry.
But crying raises estrogen levels
I squat 55kg and don't even use a pussy pad
I use six scoops four times a day, c'mon man
I do ten pull ups as my warm up and 10 chin ups as my cool down.
>absolute madman
Kek, ikr? I go to a poorfag gym and it's mostly overweight moms and midlife crisis fat guys and the looks of jealousy I get are pretty funny.
I built an airplane in my garage. :)
I took 3 black dicks before coming. Without any lube.
I drink 4 scoops of whey protein a day. Without any milk.
scooby you fuck other men, that is the most alpha shit you can do
I jerk off traps
I curl in the squat rack
I drank a gallon of milk for breakfast... Without any milk.
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I talk to girls every day knowing that I will be rejected and that I'm an ugly dyel fuck with no charisma and that trying to have "game" will always be a fruitless endeavor for me and I will have to carry the weight of a hundred memories of cringey, awkward encounters with girls that grows and plagues my mind with anxiety everyday for the rest of my life.
i do weighted dips
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I once shit myself on purpose to get out of paying for a meal
This is the ultimate test of inner strength
i shitpost unfunny stuff
I do cardio.
With my arms.
don't worry breh you come to a point like me when and stop trying and caring altogether.
That is until you take your nephew to the town fair and see a cute couple on their first date and want to cry but you know an 8 year old will laugh at you.
I'm a police officer in a mostly "cultured" city in our most dangerous district. I'm hated by the very individuals I protect and am willing to die for. Fun stuff.
I shadow box in front of the mirror at work for 2-3 minutes each time I go to the toilet. I've probably earned about £1800 over the past year imagining I'm punching my coworkers
Tough enough to carry the weight of all these feels
I live knowing I am unable to Squat without falling backwards.
I spent 5 years in maximum security state prison, 16 of those months in solitary
What were you in for user?
Same
i use piratebay
I saved a rare Pepe without the owners permission.