>crtl +f
>no mirin thread
Lets fix that.
>been lifting for 3 months
>still dyel
>see my aunt and her husband for the first time in a while.
>"damn user you have gotten big, have you been working out?"
>"your shoulders have gotten so broad"
>just go "yea, t-thanks.." and scurry to my room
>tfw my first mire
>felt bretty good
Post mirin stories
I don't have anything to contribute but that image really brought me back user. Thanks
I'll share.
>Be boxing for 7 years but always look like shit due to poor diet and drugs
>LSD trip fixes me
>Get in the best shape of my life. Train 5 nights a week solid for 5 months, lose loads of weight, have a six pack and pecks for the first time in my life
On weigh in day I was in my underwear after cutting 2kg for my fight, there was a hot girl who was checking me out and making it obvious. The next night after my fight she was there acting as photographer, she told me I looked good yesterday and told me she got loads of good photos from my fight to send me.
She asked for my facebook so she could send me photos, and then started flirting immediately.
We met up a few nights later and I made out with her, but I gave up pursuing it further because she was too involved with my boxing club and I'm a Veeky Forums autist, she'd eventually realize this and fuck me off.
I piled back on 20lbs since then and I hate myself again, the way girls react to me has changed to. I was good at chatting up girls in bars while looking good but now I'm pudgy and my cheekbones are gone I get rejected constantly.
> enter gym by using my PERFECT 20/20 VISION to perfectly grip the doorknob with my monster HANDS, opening it swiftly and beautifully
> can barely fit my massive FRAME through the door
> immediately every woman in the gym begins to STARE at my amazing FACE and FRAME
> my HEIGHT also makes them wet
> female staff member asks if I need any HELP
> 'is it your first TIME HERE SIR?' she says looking UP at my perfect FACE
> 'does my FRAME look like it is need of any help?
> walk my 6'7" FRAME to the squat rack using my LONG LEGS
> there is a guy there training his "LEGS"
> I guess he missed HEIGHT DAY
> he takes one look at me and LEAVES
> i don't know if it was the HEIGHT, FACE or FRAME that did it. How should I know? I have it ALL
> Do a 225 OVERHEAD PRESS AS A WARMUP
> MIRES FROM ALL
> Keep working up to a 4PL8 OHP, last SET
> get it UP FOR 6
> cheers from EVERYONE
> I gesture to my INCREDIBLE BODY
> "HEIGHT,"
> I place my palms on the top of squat rack
> "FACE,"
> I smile the nicest smile ever
> "FRAME,"
> hoist up two blondes on my SHOULDERS
> "WHAT CAN I SAY, ITS ALWAYS MY DAY"
> leave the gym with 2 BLONDES HANGING OFF MY ARMS
> PEOPLE ARE ROARING WITH PRAISE
> GENETICS are LITERALLY EVERYTHING
> EVERYTHING
>but I gave up pursuing it further because she was too involved with my boxing club and I'm a Veeky Forums autist, she'd eventually realize this and fuck me off
You can make up any excuse you'd like, at the end of the day you're just a pussy.
Kek
muh sides senpai
Some girls on the street asked me how i got this nice ass, i said squat heavy, i am a guy still felt good
No you're right, it was a pussy move. I have pretty low self esteem and a trail of failed relationships, I know eventually it would go to shit and it would become hell awkward everytime I saw her down there; especially when someone else started nobbing her. I'm pretty quiet down the club as it is.
Funnily enough, she doesn't come down anymore. It was only a short stint because I guess we train too hard for her and she'd rather be a cardio bunny in the gym. I need to get over my issue of thinking I'm too much of a failure for a girl to love me or stay with me.
The only way to succeed is to keep failing or be incredibly lucky, and if we were incredibly lucky we wouldn't be posting on Veeky Forums right now.
Just keep trying, keep doing the shit that scares you because after a while it won't.
"Pain is weakness leaving the body" Be it physical or mental.
Or just realise that the girls who chase the fighters probably aren't in it for something long term anyway. Just have some fun and when it all comes crashing down then move on. Worst that will happen is she tries to talk shit about you at the club but hey, you still buried ya dog in her so who gives a fuck. Everyone will know what kind of girl she is anyway, and if they do give you shit it'll die down in a week or two anyway.
All part of the bantz
Be proud. Every other bloke has nice arms or a big chest. A nice butt is a rare thing on a straight man.
Treasure what separates you from the pack
>end of high school
>nominations, "best teacher", "clown" etc etc
>"best butt" comes up
>four nominees, 3 grills and me
>win
Granted, it was a small school but still noice
...
KEK
SHOULD'VE ANSWERED : 'You know exactly how I got it', OPEN CONVERSATION, AND GET A PHONE NUMBER.
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>lifting 6 months
>on highschool trip to NYC
>thanksgiving
>cold
>cute girl says hands are cold
>offer to link arms to stay warm
>OK
>wow, you have big muscles
>flex for her
>she feels bi & tris
>we walk several blocks
>she straight feels up my arm whole time
>we make out later
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>tfw when people have gotten used to my body
>no mires anymore ;_;
What will now fuel my almost synthol-swollen ego and at the same time keep my constant need for validation in check?
>be skinnyfat lanklet despite lifting for years
>awful fat distribution (face,ass,hips)
>decide to cut for the last time and never get beyond 15% ever again
>4 month in, lost 40lbs pretty easy, but starting to feel the cut affecting me mentally and physically
>still at least 2 month to go
>go to the gym today
>greet qt blonde receptionist
>she is always super friendly, but only really talked to her once
>suddenly asks if I've lost weight
>say yes
>her eyes get big, says "wow great job, you can really see that you've lost a lot of weight, looks fucking great"
>probably first time non-family female went out of her way to give me an earnest compliment
>motivation back to 100%
We're all gonna make it.
>Walk down the street
>Make eye contact with random girl
>Give her a smile
>She doesn't smile back
Close enough.
Wel done Gaston
Not exactly a mire.
>be me
>be skelly initially
>start working out
>keep working consistently for two years
>be at college
>sitting at the last terminal in the corner
>qt lab assistant comes over
>puts her hands on my traps and gently moves down to my delts,feeling them.
>tfw got felt up by a qt
Tattoos
>felt up
I wish women would look at it this way.
I do asset protection at best buy
I'm the guy in the yellow shirt that "stops thieves" at the front entrance.
> wow son don't kill me now
> i didn't steal anything! Haha
> you have huge arms!
> are you a body builder
>do you do mma
Someone always mires every day
>at grocery store
>turn around and see a young maybe 10-12 years old girl staring at me with an open mouth
Felt pretty good. Hopefully girls my age will be next
post body pls desu fampai desu uwu
>cousin
>(15)
>pecs
>spread her anus
>cream pie
>solid
You're a pathetic loser brah. do another lsd trip and change your life you sad pussy
desperate
>Be a week ago
>Sleeping in qt3.14 cousin's house, same room
>She hugs me, feels my chest and gains and leads her mouth slowly to my cock
>Starts sucking
>I let her do all the work
>Gets on top of me
>Tries to fit cock inside pussy
>Too painful
>I tell her to keep trying
>She can't, hole too small
>Shes starts crying
>I say nothing
>Go to sleep
I feel bad for you senpai ; _ ;
This coming from someone who hasn't even achieved any miring.
Maybe one day I will know your pain.
>On student exchange in France
>French family has workout room which I use every day
"Wow, you've really got muscles now, user."
The end.
> be asian manlet
> running shirtless to banish tanlines
> man yells out, "BRUCE LEEE!" as a jeep passes
I'm not sure if that counts
s-should I run shirtless? look dyel by Veeky Forums standars but have above-average good physique imo desu fampai uwu
I need more information about your cousin. Height, weight, age, etc. For scientific purposes.
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>started lifting at 14 (inb4 Jeff pls go)
>my dad (now 57) and older brother (now 29) are both long-time lifters so had good guidance
>by the age of 17 people would mire all the time
>girls and guys, class-mates and strangers, whatever have you
>mfw Im now 20 and progressing very slowly
>mfw at that age most guys reach aesthetic peak and my body is not that special anymore
>mfw people still mire sometimes but noticeably less than they used to
>mfw no more constant validation
>ruining body with shitty tattoo
why
I don't think you could look any more like the dumb guido stereotype, even if you tried.
Nice body tho, mirin
Why not work harder then?
Outside of Veeky Forums, there are normies, and normies love my tattoo, including my gf m8s
>work at GNC
>me at work
>swim mode breh walks in
>straight line from door to me
>very clearly mirin
>only lifting for about 5 monthsstill very DYEL
>"nice bis user, what have you been doing?"
>tells him I'm just lifting heavy
>"nice butt too"
>"u-um t-thanks?"
>mirin feels good from anyone
>n-no homo
>girlfriend's family comments on how I look skinnier and ask if I've been dieting
Felt bretty gud, not gonna lie.
Keep it up. Being healthy is a lifelong battle
30lbs so far, only 15 more to go. And then the fun comes when I can bulk.
The day I get a compliment on my ass will be the day I consider myself to have made it. Also male, no homo.
>brother comes to visit
>as soon as he sees me he flexes
I did good.
Outside of Veeky Forums nobody will tell you your tattoo is shit, becasue they're being nice. A tattoo is largely permanent and openly bashing it would be considered very impolite.
This is the magic of an anynomous imageboard - you can get unfiltered opinions.
Take more acid and this time don't forget the message it leaves you
>get back on campus
>lost 30 pounds and counting over the summer
>brofessor notices
thanks Dr Normat
No, it's autistic and you should just banish your tanlines by tanning at your house
I hope you tipped, she's owning that job.
>Be done with exams
>"Enough is enough. Time to lose some wight"
>go to gym 6 days a week, 3 days lifitng 3 days cardio for 6 months.
>Lose 45 lbs (go from 220lbs to 175 lbs)
>meet friends after a long time
>"OMG YOU REDUCED SO MUCH I COULDNT RECOGNISE YOU" from everyone
>girls in the group wanna see my biceps
>sometimes randomly bump into an old schoolmate and get the same reaction
I didn't even have much muscle. Just became lean.
10/10 would do again
>omg you reduced so much
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This pasta always gives me a raging hardon
Thanks man, I am, currently Im doing my first proper cut ever and seeing results.
Have nice day
Chuckled
Did you fook her user?
I get mired all the time. Grils will always accept my invitations for kikeflix and chill.
That's hilarious. Go with it
I am really just a dyel calisthenics fag and somehow managed to leave a decent impression on people
"oh user you must be working out, right?"
"pumping iron, eh?"
"nice traps"
"you have an athletic body and you show a lot of promise"
Feels good for sure, little do they know how fucked up mentally I am though..
>see acquaintance for the first time in about 6 months
>damn you've gotten big
>you should stop before it goes too far
>feel good and give autistic smile
>realize later he was probably talking about my gut because I was bulking
>feel embarassed
>occasionally remember this moment right before falling asleep for the next 4 years
>normies love my tattoo
white trash is not a synonym for "normies"
no one with a college degree or a job outside manual labor or retail thinks that tattoo looks good
>OMG YOU REDUCED SO MUCH I COULDNT RECOGNISE YOU
yeah user, how does it feel to be REDUCED?
>high school
MODS!