How many push ups should I be doing a day to go from Auschwitz to Ottermode?

How many push ups should I be doing a day to go from Auschwitz to Ottermode?

100. You want to do them after the 100 situps but before the katana teleportation drills.

all of them

All of them

Probably just 20

it's not so much how many pushups as how many times you should say 'THANKS SCOOBS'

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At least one more than you could do yesterday, I would imagine.

And even that is unknown
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Any able bodied man should be able to crank out at least 50 no bullshit pushups. He should also weight >200 lbs.

All of them. Do all of the push ups.

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thanks scoobs

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Get a gym membership or start doing some serious bodyweight routine.

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No thanks, I'd rather be able to run fast for an extended period of time.

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im kinda in the same boat as you
i do 100-200 but i usually cant do more than 30 at a time
i just started exercising this week
i feel like ive gotten a lot weaker in the last few years
but i do crunches and situps until im sweating my ass off and i curl small weights while im otherwise preoccupied
honestly though i have no idea what im doing