So, when will you finally impress me? I'm still waiting, you idiot

>So, when will you finally impress me? I'm still waiting, you idiot.

How about you impress ME, you cunt. What do you offer to the table other than having a vagina?

A perfect face?

*whips out dick

*unzips dick

A girl has never said this to me. Usually they are begging just to be in my presense. Man I have one sucking my dick right now it feels so good, she's sucking my penis weenus, why, my peenus weanus of course :)hahah! :D it's my weeeeeeenus peenus! :) hahah ITT: what fitness tracker do you use /fit?/ - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D hahaha!

I pulled the best card in a summon in a game you don't know exists now suck this fat dick

Good waifu taste?

Why would I want to impress like 4th best girl?

Come back when you're Misato and I should give a fuck.

Still not impressed

I would impress you, but I'm into men, disgusting cum rag.

>girl
>being impressed
Pick one faggot

God just fucking beat me up already, Asuka

Will she love me when I lift enough?

fuck off i got work to do

Fuck that image

*teleports behind you*
nothing personal kid

heh, check THIS out!!

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>don't go that hard on me
>not in the AM babe
>we're freaks anyways

*shows 3 incher*

Y-you too

i do think that just because I have even gotten you to ask that question it means that I have impressed you enough to give a shit

IS THAT A FUCKING SKELETON BEHIND HER HOLY SHIT