Do you think females will notice or even care that my snibber is bigger than my snabber?

Do you think females will notice or even care that my snibber is bigger than my snabber?

Anyone else skip snab day?

lain doesn't like thread

sage

AHAHAHA SNABLETS

if you notice it they will lmao

fuck you, snabs arent aesthetic and developing them to an abnormal size also serves little to no purpose (same goes for any edgelords who try to get a bigger snib for muh """functional""" snib strength)

try playing a real sport and see how your snibs and snabs develop I guarantee 100% that you will look no better than OP

I hope this old man stomps on you

>tfw crablet

rate my progress!!
yesterday i overhead snipped LMAO1SNAB

Gentlemen...

Forgot pic

get your BBC (big black claw) out of here

>loblets actually believe this

Who is this crustacean creamer?

Fucking CRABLETS when will they learn

Its not about how much you can SNIP with your SNABBERS

Its all about SHELL AND FRAME

Larry SNOBS your girl while eating PLANKTON, while you SNAP alone with your SNIBBERS

'mirin, post routine

this is a blue board faggot, no gore allowed

You're sidestepping down the beach with your crabette and this guy snibs her carapace

What do?

Should've done no fap

BIG

WE

MEATY

More like no snab.

B R E H S

WUZ

>he thinks he has it bad

ill bash yer fookin ead in m8 i swear on me mum

Fucking lanklet.

Me again.
I myself am impressed with how I turned out.
Lots of feeding.
Lots of snib snibbitys, and snabitty snibs.
My family is very much into fitness. Got a cousin that does boxing.
We can all make it fellow benthic crustaceans.

r8 me bros

I knew right after posting that I should have put no snab. I'm disappointed with myself

THANK YOU HUNGRY EXOSKELETON

>his cousin fell for the lobster boxing meme

if he wanted to boil alive he should've just taken DNP

Crablets, when will they learn

BMC
Big Meaty Claws

Who /treecrab/ here?

>humans posting on a crab board

pathetic

why do they do this?

pic is what your gf is doing when she says shes out with friends

CRUST

>roiding for this

I just want to live the crab life

Mirin carapace brah?

>not leaving crustaceanity behind

Would you, bros?

Be honest

Holy shit bro.
I hear niggas this big can break broomsticks.
I'm a tiny blue crab, how do I become like this?

genetics
It's not your fault your species evolved the way it did

UNDER THE SEA

Any fellow mantis shrimps here?
I'd like to say I'm skilled in boxing, but are there any other martial arts to take up?
Pic related: me

if a crab gets drunk does it walk forward

CSFH eyeball extract 20ng every week
thank me later kiddo

This isn't natty, guys.

spat out my tea you bastard

delet this

Someone post that gif of a crab bench pressing a pencil

this is now a gore thread

pls no. not crabert. fuk man

Fucking crablets when will they learn

get that cartel shit out of here shit out of here.

>his snib AND snab are both dyel as fug

he asked for this t b h

Remove crab

post shrimppucci

kek

deadsnib day crabbers

>4 scoops?
>CMON

You are feeding on rotting seal and the guy snips your gfs abdomen lightly, what do?

how many eyes does that fucking thing have?

There are a certain number of cells in the human body. If you were to consume enough crab food to actually ingest more crab cells than there are human cells of you, would you still be a human? The space occupied by you would be 51% crab and 49% human.

posting roid monkeys in this context. this one clearly left decapoda behind.

yes

fuck off back to your third world sea's

see

Look up the Ship of Theseus

>Falling for the Starting Snab is a meme meme
>2016
Just do Push Pull Snabs for a while, GOPAD crahb