Wow, user! Looks like all that hard work has been paying off!

>Wow, user! Looks like all that hard work has been paying off!
>You have been working out for so long I bet your abs must look amazing, right user?
>Take off your shirt and show me user! Here I will go first. ;)

Pull the shirt back down, fatty.

Why is Tessa Fowler speaking to me

Nice abs, u also totally don't have a downs face

is it bad that I know who that is?

just suffocate me in those titties pls

When I saw this image, I just needed to know. And now that I know, ya know.

I fap exclusively to cowtits now. Just embrace it.

What other chicks have tits like this? Fucking THIS IS MY FETISH

If I put "Cow Tits" into Bing video search, will I find hangers?

Not at all

Sorry roastie but my tom tom hungers for boipucci

Any more THICC pornstars like these?

Your abs suck, lady. Cut harder.

Amanda Love is my dream girl.

She was just bulking

god i with the girl i was fucking dressed/did her makeup like this

too bad shes too busy being a lazy cunt to do it

>That Hank hill tier ass
Such a Shame

who is this girl?

Some Russian chick that autists became obsessed with a year ago

Veeky Forums where do I find women like this

grills like this don't even look like real people to me, just genetically engineered sex cyborgs

I'm not even an ass man and I'm disgusted.

You've just not seen enough grills then user.

those tits are too big

>comically huge tits
>weird proportions
>pigtails
>slutty schoolgirl outfit
>playing with her gum
>photoshop and makeup to smooth out all blemishes

I mean obviously she's a pornstar and that's the point. doesn't make it less weird

This desu. I'd love to fuck a girl like this but I wouldn't want to date one because she's just a walking pair of tits to me.

disgusting

>If I put "Cow Tits" into Bing video search, will I find hangers?

No but looking up abortions will.

Girls usually have either a great ass or great tits, rarely both.

Gf is more of a great ass girl, small but nice breasts tho.

>your muscles are too big

definitely something is off in this picture. below her tits doesn't even look like her body

>user, you worked out so hard at the gym
>Why don't you hop in the shower with mom?

diamonds

>but I'm a big kid now

>Yes, yes you are
>After you're finished in the shower please meet me in the bedroom

>But Mooom, I don't wanna go to bed

>we won't be going to bed for quite awhile, son
>I'd like for you to demonstrate that stamina you're always bragging about
>now give me just a moment
>I'm going to slip into something a little more...comfortable

>implying
Still hotter than anyone that Veeky Forumss ever done

its her tits
they're too big an it throws off the rest of her body

I once slept with a Sears Catalog Lingerie model.

No one on here will ever believe me.

Anime conventions. Trust me bro. You trust me bro? I gotchu. Anime conventions. Preferably big ones that take place in/around hotels.

I do not trust you

But I'm a scrawny twink

I believe you. Too bad Sears is Shit Tier.

Still tho. She died of a brain aneurysm 2 years later.

I don't want herpes though.

user, please stop looking at my breasts. I am your aunt.

I think there's a "drunk" Larkin Love roleplay video of this on M*therless.

>be sears catalog model
>sad that sears was the best I could get
>go to bar and hook up with random to make myself feel better
>big mistake
>dudes a total loser, thinks he ripped and tall but hes short and fat
>keeps saying shit like "were gonna make it"
>thought it was a cute John Bon Jovi reference at first but later realize the dudes not all there, like actually autistic or something and doesnt even know that song
>fuck it, bar was closing
>besides, I was 90% sure he was a virgin so low chance of STDs
>cry myself to sleep for days out of regret
>cry so hard I burst a vein in my brain
>it clots and I dont notice
>two years later, remember that mistake and laugh my ass off
>laughter knocks clot loose
>die from brain aneurysm

Fucking manlet

Who is this semen demon?

I'm 6 foot even. Never been fat.

But I did kek a sad kek.

RIP in Peace, Lisa.

yes, mistress