Hey user, we've been seeing you at the gym a lot lately

I like to masturbate to audioporn in which a female describes how much she would love fucking my ass with her make-believe girly dick.

No. And how do you know my name? I never talk to anyone.

>PS4
>Wow, user. At least you're not a pcuck. Want to play some games later on? You know THAT game.

2>1>3
Prove me wrong

Why are you at my home gym...
Moooooooooommmmmm?!

Implying they give a shit about anything except looks and money

I'm just being honest.
Should I say I like long walks on the beach at sunset, mention I'm a senior partner with Reputable Co. and invite them to share their interests over a drink?

2 = 3 > 1

Obligatory

God as much as I love (and I mean LOVE) the women, most JAV, especially uncensored since it's even more boring, is so formulaic I can just barely get off.

Degenerate.
So uh, provide source so I can avoid it.

>Caring about what women will like instead of bettering yourself and doing what you like
You'll never attract women with that attitude desu.

I enjoy reading Warhammer 40,000 novels

I collect rare images of Kazakhstan's womens U/19 Volleyball team.

What are some good warhammer novels user i think i would enjoy them too. Any you recommend?

That's pretty fucken rare, I would know

I work 60+ hours a week so I can afford to take you to dinners, shopping, and shows in an over priced and unneeded vehicle that you deem acceptable enough to be seen in public in even though you drive a 2002 Pontiac Sunfire.

After I just worked a 10 hour day, I am then expected to entertain you on some kind of date. So what if I just want to watch the Bruins play the Rangers tonight. Fuck me right? After our date we can come back to my over priced house that you get to brag to your friends about as if it is YOUR house so I can have 15 minutes of sex with you.

When I am not working myself to death to pay for your 8/10 high maintenance pussy I am busting my ass in the gym because it is something that I enjoy. Something that gives meaning to my life. And because I know you will leave me the second I start to let myself go for one of the 50 other men waiting their turn after you are done with me.

So no, I don't really have any other hobbies. Not all of us get to sit at home all day watching Netflix, drinking wine, and fucking around on facebook/instagram/twitter.

I play piano and guitar fairly well. But then I'm also 6'6" so that's kinda irrelevant

Post some super rare Tatyanas.

I'm not much of a Tatyana man, even Elina is better imho.

oh look it's THIS thread again dot jay peg

girls talk to me, but they're never in their underwear.

I know what you mean, you see one jav you've seen them all, save for the exotic fetish shit that gets weird hella fast.

But a week ago, I just deleted all of my porn (save for that webm that snuck by in another folder) to get ready for uni. There's a whole new wave of freshman girls and apparently we got a sizable chunk from nepal and korea. Wish me luck, Veeky Forums.

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>I'm not much of a Tatyana man,
You're missing out.

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The image I posted, Armageddon by Aaron Dembski-Bowden, is one of my favorites. It's about a Space Marine sent to die an inglorious death fighting a doomed battle to save a city full of normal humans. It's a great exploration of/introduction to the 40k universe, because it covers not just Space Marines, but also the Imperial Guard, Titans, Sisters of Battle, Inquistors, basically it lets you get a pretty good look at what huamsn are like in Warhammer 40k

Beyond that the Gaunt's Ghosts novel series is good. It follows a unit of soldiers from battlefield to battlefield, classic military adventure stuff.

Another favorite of mine is Daemon World. It's about a planet in the Eye of Terror, a part of the galaxy where reality was ripped open and madness bled in. It's just got all sorts of fun crazy shit. At one point these warriors throw themselves at a walled city, just to get mowed down by the gunners defending it, but they attack at a specific place where the ground dips slightly so their blood will pool there, because they know if they get a big enough pool of blood it'll turn into a dragon.

Sweet thanks use to play warhammer as a kid but never got into the novels.

Anime and masturbating mostly.

Hey girls it's a little creepy you seen me going to my gym especially since its in my house.

I'm gonna need your names for that restraining order I've dealt with your type before and nothing good comes from it.

ITT: Poor fags who go to the gym.

Where can i find this book online ?

Tatyana is the first 3D girl I've fallen for over the internet. Is this bad?

I DVR episodes of TMZ and watch them while starting topics on fitness forums about things that aren't fitness related.

>They would not could not talk to me
>Grills they always let me be
>They wouldn't speak to me at gym
>Nor before I take my swim
>They would not see me OP you fag
>Not even some dumb sleezy slag
>I doubt I'll ever find a wife
>I should just end my fucking
>Rhyming

I would post more, but need muh sleep

Dump her instagram already reee

for some reason they only sell ebooks on their own website, blacklibrary.com/

Or, if you just wanna download it illegally, it'll probably be in here somewhere mega.nz/#F!wx4BiKhD!YhnAf1BqSmAB8dO6xDM56Q!c4pGAJDb in the "Space Marine Battles" folder

sauce?

It's private and I don't have access to it. She refused my request but that's no wonder I have 0 posts and 0 follower.

Where are your rares from then?

boardgames, videogames

i'm a lesbian now.

>live in a foreign country
>tfw impervious to this question since I'm interesting in and of myself

yep

Fucking faggot girls.

I don't have to answer to you fugly cunts.

Shut the fuck up cunts I have over 3000 ratings on rym get out of my sight you disgusting plebians i bet you listen to death grips unironically

godly quints

netflix, tv, film, video games, music, shopping, history, philosophy, software dev, travel, lifting

Who is the girl in the white?

Pay someone from backpage to do it for you

Who is the bro on the 'ch0n?

link?

Jesus christ user. This is just a pasta right?

You are right. Do what you want. Don't give a fuck about women. Didn't mean to be too critical.

g00gle showing no matches....

vk (dot)
com slash altynbekovas

Fucking spam error.

Go wild. And some from reverse google image searching her names for a lot but I don't have links for that.

Oh no...

I masturbate to JAV a lot.

How to dry a vagina: the post

I tell them my hobby is basically being a ugly son of a bitch and fucking super hot chicks.

No, I don't. I work, go to the gym, and am finishing up my degree by the end of this semester. What the fuck do you want me to do on top of that?

I play guitar, piano, drums, bass, and sing
Enjoy reading mostly fantasy novels
Black belt in karate
Volunteer at a vets office sometimes

That acceptable Veeky Forums?

who /mu/ Veeky Forums Veeky Forums masterrace here

>someone posts something original, doesn't pull their punch, says exactly what they mean in direct, concise language, elaborates
>everyone either thinks he's angry or it's copypasta or some dumb-ass meme
Why do you all do this? Are you all such herd animals that nobody can be even remotely different from everyone else without being crucified? I'm not even that guy but I want to know what's wrong with you people that you do this.

Oh I guess it's like kazakh facebook.

Basically, a weeaboo in the closet

no m8, its just incredibly bleak view of the world. I dont know how you keep going.

Life is hard man. But really is any of that not true. I mean sure its generalized and exaggerated to some degree, but it's all true pretty much. best to just accept it.

(im not the guy youre replying to, or the first guy either)

Is this pasta or is your wife really this shitty?

Next time just say you like tennis.

Masterrace reporting in

Its not a type of woman that I recognise. My girlfriend is in childcare, I'm still a student. She adores me and does so much for me i feel so lucky to have met her. her minimum requirements is that ill eventually make enough money to buy a house and have a family with her.

I wish I could find somebody like that. Unfortunately ive never met a woman who thinks im attractive. Oh well. All I want really is someone to hold at night, but thats probably never going to happen. Oh well. Ill just keep lifting until I forget the pain. After my parents die Ill hang myself.

Guitar, volunteering, Spanish/Portuguese, philosophy, political philosophy, reading novels, art house films

Tell me about yourself user

Checking the true hero of this thread.

who's this goddess?

When I'm not here I'm usually at home trying to memorize Iliad.

who is the girl in the middle?

24 years old, never held a girl's hand, work as a programmer for a large company making 70k/yr, went to a top 50 college, what more is there to say? i like doing lsd. pull 460 3rm. favorite book is gravitys rainbow. favorite album is confield. 5'10.

have you got a fucked face? my gf finds me handsome but thats not why she stays with me. Honestly, do you think you are a superficial person? if you are you'll attract equally superficial people, and no wonder someone like that is only after you for what they can get out of you.

Nice quints. Kek has blessed you.

i guess my face is ugly but i dont look at it in disgust or anything. i dont think im superficial. i dont really look at women as sexual objects any more. i used to in college and i never got anything resembling a positive response. so theyre just people to me. i dont treat them any different.

every time i mention i sew as a hobby girls seem surprised but i'm never sure if it's a "wow that's an unusual but interesting hobby for a guy" surprise or a "shit, he's gay" surprise

Quality lit taste bruv

I'll trade the handholding for your job user
I'll even let you get a year of your life back

Thats growth man. you'll never find someone worth your time if you want to act like a PUA embarrassment. Don't be so fatalistic, most people find someone. Don't psych yourself out. Just find an uglyish, awkward nerd girl. they are defiantly out there.

i dont understand what this means. year of my life back?

I'm saying I'll trade lives with you if all you want is some girl experience
It's rhetorical

ive never done any PUA stuff. What I mean is in college I actually looked at women and asked them out and made an effort to connect with them and looked for love. But I never got any sign even remotely encouraging. I guess Im just autistic in the way I talk to people or something. or maybe im uglier than i think. i dont know. but i never got anything better than politeness from a girl. So I stopped trying about 2 years ago, now the thought of meeting a girl i like isnt in my mind. sometimes people comment on my muscles since i got fit but it doesnt lead to anything. i dont know. there are very few women in my line of work.

oh i see, sorry im really sleepy. unfortunately that is not possible but i would do it.

Tfw used to have a girl like this but we literally broke up over sex.
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I don't want anything to do with girls anymore.