You wake up to find yourself a 5'5 manlet

make gains on easymode

>tfw 6'5

Become an elite sniper with 505 confirmed kills

Become an elite bro with 505 posts on the 'ch0n

Kill myself

>5'5"

Become a trap. manlets are not real men.

Honestly probably give up my pride because I have no reason to keep it anymore, probably stop being a perfectionist and be a way happier person.

Someome actually took the time to write all of that down. W E W

London?

I never understood this meme. My boyfriend is 5'4", and I've never given a fuck. I kind of like that he's easier to cuddle with desu.

Are you 5'0"? Manlets aren't a meme, it's pretty well known that short men aren't as desirable as tall

Are you gay?

>manlets aren't a meme
But they are, you fucking retard nigger

This. Do I get to keep my muscle mass?
>tfw 5'5" 100kg ~15%bf
I would be a literal beast

Where do you think we are?

I'm 5'1".

I mean, I'm not straight, but I have natural tiddy and vagine, if that's what you're asking.

I regain hope since I just grew half an inch

>learn throwing MA like bjj/judo

being smaller you have lever adventage

don't get too big ( for you ) as that is so pathetic

I'd seriously kill myself if I was under 6'2"

Well that'll make my transitioning easier

Cute

Damn I like this guy's music, how have I never heard of him?

I'm also a manlet.

dude. that is Wojak incarnate if I've ever seen him

Lots of chicks prefer taller guys and I'll never get to fuck those girls. I can live with that. But it's a big world and there are plenty of other girls. Height isn't everything.

I can't believe he has a name

Transition. Fortunately I'ave already got a huge ass.

Randy Newman is great. It's a shame most millennials only know him from Pixar soundtracks and Family Guy

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy

suicide would be the only option.

Jesus Christ, not again, it took me years to grow. How have I offended thee oh Lord God.

>tfw 5'6 manlet

w-why is it only Veeky Forums that cares about height so much. The nice people over at reddit dont seem to mind

That would make me taller than I am now so I'd be pretty happy about it

LMFAO

Some manlets should never made fun of, like Joe Pesci.

S-sauce?

This

So... a normal day then??

Sad panda

i am 5'5 irl q_q

>woke up and grew half an inch

How would I notice

>board dedicated to self-improvement decides to make fun of people for an unchangeable feature

GEE

I'm 6"1 and this made me feel inadequate.

Are you saying its a good or a bad thing?

>grill

you know what you have to do

Honostly? I'd get comfy. I'd stop worrying about having kids or doing anything really but enjoying my life.

It'd be kinda cool, in the same way that being born without ever really having a chance at life is liberating.

enjoy your back and knee problems
enjoy your 20% increased risk of cancer for every 10cm of height
enjoy your increased risk of heart failure
enjoy your reduced life expectancy
enjoy pissing off everyone behind you at the movies or in class
enjoy your literally (LITERALLY (L I T E R A L L Y)) no gains
enjoy paying more for clothes
enjoy never getting an Veeky Forums fit
enjoy bashing your head into door frames built for normal people
enjoy intimidating 100% of women at or below 5'7"
enjoy being the giant skeleton everyone sees approaching
enjoy having a fucked up facial structure due to excess human growth hormone
enjoy having either poorly proptioned legs or torso length
enjoy being an unsightly, awkward, lanky giraffe

This except the clothes being taller in most cases brings out the aesthetics in some clothes

Same i would just quit uni, wait for my mum and dad to die and just live off my small but comfy inheritance

All while been a drug consuming NEET

(I would grow my own weed)

I'm saying it's a thing that they HAVE to go for, since it's the most cutting thing

>ha ha look at this unchangeable feature of yours that makes you unlovable, sucks that you're trying to change the wrong things!!!! manlets when will they!!!

>>You wake up to find yourself a 5'5 manlet
I wake up like this every day

Ah ok thanks for vlearing that up

Why do yall act like being short is such a game over?

Go to the doctor to get this unusual medical miracle checked out

Happiness, I just grew an inch.

>wasting time going the doctor when you could be making them easy gains

>height isn't everything

lmao yes it is faggot

>being this insecure

Being this mad

KEK
lanklets btfo

>Enjoy being a manley

>enjoy never getting an Veeky Forums fit
what the fuck does that even mean?

A stylish outfit

So it's just another day then.

t. 5'11 manlet
would skip uni and literally jump off a bridge