Use twinder because why not

>use twinder because why not
>a girl texts me for the first time on her own
D-Doshiou? I'm not yet ready.

>girl texts first

Probably a bot

I believe in you user

Did I do good guys?

Tell her that her taste is shit and she should rethink her priorities in life.

are those space pants? because your ass is out of this world

What's the point of tinder bots?

I'll be Burger King, and you'll be McDonalds. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

meeting sexy robots

This. Women love to be insulted.

Ask her if she likes fitness. I have a great follow-up.

Usually ends up telling you to go to a camsite or something.

I got another chance lads

I think iTunes made a mistake, you're clearly the hottest single of 2016

Are you a farmer, cuz you kno how to raise a cock ;)

I'm in

>51min ago
I thought thats live.

>51 mins ago

now ruin it in one sentence

>51 minutes ago
You story timing this shit or something?

Tell her you are a virgin.

Ask her how big her dick is

You think that gets matches?

How do I proceed to get her number, just been having small talk about college

>Lets fuck. #?

That'll sp00k her away

Proceed with next then.

literally just ask. shes put up with your autism that means she likes you

Make a move and next. She's just fishing for compliments.

Girls make up their mind on whether a guy is fuckable in about 30 seconds. She's made a decisions regarding you a long time ago. Now it's up to you to find out if you're fuckworthy or just a time filler.
Ask her to hangout and for a phone number. If she circles around the question then she's just bored and is using you to ego boost/pass time

Don't listen to this ugly fuck. Plenty of girls message first if you're decently attractive.

Now we wait

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rly? post proof with pic