Wake up this morning, 9am on a saturday

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>Complains about blog
>Bumps thread

Ok

>haven't felt the need to blog on an anonymous anime imageboard

Pretty good so far.

>Saturday Morning
>Wake up at 6AM only to remember that the nightmare known as AIT is not over yet
>Clothes all over the floor
>Sargent came in for bedcheck last night and must have "inventoried" my locker
>forgot to lock closet/locker (It's a fucking closet but we call them lockers for who the fuck knows what reason)
>shit
>go back to sleep
>Wake up an hour later
>Put clothes away
>Get ready for first formation
>Plt Sgt is 30 minutes late to formation
>We're given the command to fallout by student first sgt.
>Fuckyes.jpg
>Eat chow
>Trying to find the time to learn about steroids without people reading over my shoulder
>Trying to find time in the bathroom to masturbate
>Trying to find the personal courage to get off my ass and do laundry

Feels depressing and all, but I've got a PT test this Tuesday morning at 0330 and I'm easily going to get 270+ out of 300.

he showed good restraint. I would have said you want tog get that bottom half sore too?

>Wake up
>try to extend completely my right arm
>Nope, still hurts
>try to extend completely my left arm
>Yep, it hurts but I can extend it now.
>try to stand up
>yep, legs aren't hurting now
>tomorrow have an important exam
>start watching series all day
>thinking about how I'll be regretting doing this tomorrow
>see /b/
>cringe.jpg
>don't even know how I used to like /b/ some months ago
>see fit like everyday

Honestly I would be all over making the "heh I know why" joke but I literally shot a massive load on top of her the night before during some of the best sex I've ever had. When she tightens it's as if she's literally trying to wring out my dick. I came buckets.

I figured it would be a legitimate soreness issue since we spent from 10am to 1am together yesterday having a couple day.

damn the pussy looks good

>AIT
what are you a fucking POG?

belonged to a girl that I used to know.
Got I hate my life

I hope you smashed and smashed hard
how was her pussy game?

>woke up at 6:30 am
>got some coffee and donuts
>#summerbulk2016
>played a little runescape
>loaded with carbs and caffeine
>heavy leg day fuck yeah
>5x5 lmaopl8 squats
>fucked around with sumo for a bit
>got a haircut
>on my way out of town with daddo getting car parts to work on one of my cars

Feelsgoodman. Enjoying the weekend so far

Was actually lmao2pl8

I'm not that dyel

it gave me syphilis

Are u srs...

Wow.. I just... I'm sorry /bro/

> 6:30am in Canadistan
> internal clock wakes me up - it's primetime for europosters right now
> sleepily get on phone, open clover
> check my pinned threads to see if anyone replied to my bait I posted last night
> just called a fucking leaf, as always
> make a new shitpost thread, remind america it isn't white
> still tired as shit so I fall back asleep as I hit post
> wake up an hour later - check phone
> thread was deleted and got a 3 day ban
> Switch to mobile data
> shitpost in more threads
> make coffee
> it tastes like shit so I add some maple syrop
> gains can wait on Sundays
> go to the washroom and start taking shit
> open Veeky Forums
> see OP talking about his day
> thread is going a little to well for my liking
> shitpost while shitting
> accidentally get shit on my phone as I'm typing this
FUCK

Shit happens. At least I have free medical. However getting 6 shots of penicillin isn't really an enjoyable experience. The army also told me I'm not allowed to get laid for 10 weeks. Just wear the fucking condom,

Pretty sure you're just a butthurt Australian who's mad he lost the shitposting throne.

I haven't said "I love you" to my gf of over a year. Am I a misogynist shitlord?

Is it weird that I love these threads? I find people's lives interesting.

Anyway,
>woke up at 8
>drank some water
>laid in bed for a bit
>messaged boyfriend saying good morning and that I love him
>made breakfast
>egg white scramble with some salami and 2 slices of toast
>still laying in bed just watching some youtube videos and browsing Veeky Forums

Lazy saturday morning so far, but it's comforting in some way

The cute thicc milf gym owner was training today, I was squatting and she was doing some stuff right next to me, when I finished my set she said my form was really good and said "wow you're lifting heavy! (80kg lel)", and we made small talk.

Ever since my gf left I haven't had any interaction with women except my autistic coworker, let alone a good-looking one. It's stupid but that little conversation made me happy.

I miss her so much

no women aren't worthy of being loved

What's it like being gay?

>>woke up 9:30 slightly hungover
>>drank water and a coffee from my new nespresso dankness
>>feels good because I just remembered that I got 2 qt grls numbers last night that has a good chance of turning into dates
>>got dumped by my gf 2 months ago and it feels good to be back out there
>>also found 40 bucks on the ground last night
>>gonna browse Veeky Forums, hit the gym, and work on my real estate license this afternoon

Long story short, I've had worse days

>Starting college on campus after a summer of no gains because of my job (Driver during graveyard shift for a pharmacy delivering meds to nursing homes across Texas, often picked up double shifts)
>wake up at 7 shower head to rec center
>get a chubby at the thought of how dope this place is cause it's like 2acrez of gainz
>see employee knock on door and someone unlock it and let her in
>aw shit.Jpg
>Saturdays 10am - 6pm
>mfw I have to go to the ymca downtown
>pregnant women and old guys lifting more than me
>realize just how little and fat I've gotten
>bullshit chest routine
>60yr old bald man laughs and lifts 1000x my max
>whole gym laughs
>cry and shit myself on the way out
>get back to dorm and get ready for an audition
>get there shit myself on stage from nerves
>watching sophomore auditions and browsing Veeky Forums while everyone socializes
>mfw all I can think of was how hot that prego chick was when she squated 4 plates

>Wake up 4 am
>Shop for gains; rice + chicken + ground beef and salad.
>Walk around farmers market for an hour or two.
>Lift heavy leg day
>Now playing WoW

And people said I wouldn't enjoy my days after college.

>stayed up last night doing nothing
>binged on sugary children's cereals
>fapped a couple times too

And then I wonder why I can't make gains

jesus christ you sound like such a boot

Not everyone on this board is male

>was at a large party yesterday
>messaged girl I met day before if she was out partying and if she wanted to meet, but got no answer
>forget about her, just have fun and see this really really cute girl
>dance with her, she goes off for a bathroom break
>dance with some other random cute girl that seemed really interested meanwhile
>throw her away once the other girl comes back from the bathroom
>we dance some more, take her outside, she is from Finland, incredibly cute and beautiful, and really easy going
>take her home
>have sex, but alcohol and condoms fucks up my boner so we just make out
>next day, today, I wake up to her beautiful face and a message from the girl I messaged last night apologizing for not answering and telling me she was asleep when she got it
>feel a little bit like a Chad today
>I have no idea what has happened, might be because I went to an expensive place to get my haircut, or might be because of summer cut and tan

Gavin?

>having a chink gf
And this "man" thinks he made it

>wake up to neighbor blazing up his table saw
>text brother about his trip to vegas
>make eggs bacon and hashbrowns
>upper day at the gym fuck yea
>drive to home town to play in a rugby tourney
>proceed to get real drunk off the 40 kegs of beer waiting for me after

Tell her you enjoyed the hoito.

Wow rude. I told her we rather not exchange those words because I get #triggered by it

Calling yourself a transginger doesn't make you a female

Basically the same

>Wake up
>Check phone
>No notifications
>Masturbate to disgusting porn
>Try to be quiet so mom won't hear
>Sneak to the bathroom to clean up and pee
>Make my own breakfast because nobody loves me
>Eggs and oatmeal do nothing to quell the emptiness inside me
>About to go lift by myself
>Drinking coffee for extra energy side I'm dead inside
>Will shitpost between sets

>complains about AIT, literally easiest thing in the Army
>hasn't gotten to the real army yet

>my gf is distant
>friends are out of town/forgot about me
>killing time playing guitar, binging on music, playing pokemon
>too beta to get a gym membership
i want to kill myself

Go home gym?

I am the most autistic bshit there is
So I build myself a gym in my garage,you can still make dank gains senpai

>shitpost between sets

know that feel

>Wake up
>Injured from yesterday
>Can't lift
>Mope

>wake up
>11 hour work day ahead of me sitting inside gnc
>its saturday
>prepared to shill shill shill high commision items
>"why yes grandma you can stack that pre workout and hydroxycut before your morning walk"

Let's fucking go boys.

>wake up hungover as fuck
>thunderstorm so its easy to fall back asleep
>roll over to go have lunch with my mom
>go to dead ladys estate sale with her and get a crock pot for 9 bucks
>on the way home mom tells me shes worried about me
>my ex emailed her about my depression and therapy
>have to try and convince my mom my ex was the source of the sadness
>feel bad for how much my mom worries about me
>looking forward to date with qt tomorrow, very stoked

Is there anything there that's not a meme?

Squats

How much do a box of squats usually run for?

Nah senpai just call me jojo.

>wake up at 6:30
>eggs and leftover turkey
>gym
>come back home for 2 scoops
>tottenham game
>going to lunch with coworker's daugther's friend (who is probably fat, blind date)
>vacuuming later
>maybe go eat dinner with my mom, depends how lazy i feel

Gnarly. It's least it's curable though, you could have ended up with herpes, warts, hepatitis, hiv, or some other even nastier shit.

>wake up at 11 cus saturday, was a great week
>watch baki beat that big faggot (hanayama? I dunno), was a good episode
>be having breakfast at the same time - oats and milk (gomad... Not so mad tho)
>study, study, study... Funny, it used to be a chore but now Im really into it. I like gaining KNAWLEDGE
>maybe ill work out cus i missed a workout (had a final, fucking aced it). Not really worried tho cus ive been making progress
>gonna have dinner with a few friends, then i have a bday party at some bar. I dont want no sluts hindering my progress, but Im going with a buddy so its cool.

Lifes good. Was kinda deppresed a week or so ago because I kinda lost track of what I was doing, but now Im fine again. Just gotta keep going forward.

We are all gonna make it brehs.

>wake up at 3 am for some reason, can't sleep
>wait till 5am then wake the kid up and go for a hike/cookout on the Appalachian trail
>start feeling dizzy on the way back
>once home lay around for an hour before finally forcing myself to go to the gym
>deads, squats, calf raises and ohp
>feeling even more tired and dizzy
>come home, get into bed

Not sure what's wrong with me. Although, this is the first morning in a while I haven't had any coffee, maybe it's that?

Pic related, the view at 6am in the ridge was amazing

Congrats user, you've made it.
My day:

>wake up at 2:30am
>take a piss
>can't sleep so see what Veeky Forums is up to

Pretty good so far if you ask me.

>Go to uni
>see the girl i always liked
>she is talking with her friends, so i wait for them to leave while playing on my phone
>go up to her
>ask her out
>she said "yes" & and that she's been mirin my gainz
>go to gym
>set new pr 1RM in 1h-deadlift & ohp
>take shower
>go to sleep
>can't wake up

>wake up
>no text from gf because she cheated on me and I got the fuck out
>mildly hungover
>make half a French press of coffee, no food because stomach is fucked up
>last minute packing to leave for school
>currently waiting on my flight
At least I'm leaving shit behind for half a year

>newly fit, bulked then cut down to 20% bf at 215 lbs when i started at 30%, 225 lbs
>Yesterday at new job
>cashier wageslave, but good people and easy workload
>cute coworker constantly flirting
>touching me, standing super close to read things together, physically puts keys into my pocket when its breaktime for her
>playing with fire, but feels good mang
>come home
>girlfriend has dinner ready and just wants to cuddle and read while i videogames
>wake up today, lift for 2 hours
Sure is a good life, friends.

Random preworkouts that totally dont contain unlisted amphetamines, we promise

idk why but this post made me happy

thanks user

>wake up at 11am
>wash my car
>clean my room
>going to the gym before I remembered I have furniture coming today anytime between 12-6 and my gym closes at 6
>sit in room and shitpost on Veeky Forums
>try not to cry at my miserable life
>25 yo khv

I can't even enjoy porn anymore, or fapping. I feel pure disgust for myself the entire time, but I can't stop. I just want this to end.

literally my day without the soreness

>Wake up this morning, 4am on a saturday
>Work texted me asking me where the fuck I am
>Don't respond, wasn't even supposed to work today, they wont fire me anyway lmao
>Workout at homegym masterrace for 1.5 hours
>Make huge breakfast
>Masturbate for 2 hours
>Shower
>Dress up as Madoka and masturbate again
>Text some cosplay sluts to see if they're going to the next con
>Setting up hotels and parties so we can play vidya and fuck cosplaying

Wew.

>wechat
I believe you :^(

And I'm super fucking jelly, I'm on my way to getting another Chinese qt gf though. My ex was the only reason I had wechat at first, but now just the fact that I (a white guy) has wechat is enough to impress these Chinese qts when I ask for their contact. Already bagged a few, but they're not gf material

>Wake up before anyone else like usual
>mess with my little bro while hes sleeping
>Go play video games
>When everybody wakes up i make breakfast
>Take my multi and eat my eggs
>Back to video games
>Go outside
>Feed the chickens some bread
>Go for bike ride with mom and brother

And now I am here.

Your livin the dream user, I hope your happu

You sound like that thin line between normie and autist, but leaning on the normie side. You sound like a happy normie, congrats bro

If that's true, then Australians are like the shadow syndicate leaders of shitposting and Canadians are just the puppets. If this guy really is an Australian who is shitposting by pretending to be a Canadian who is shitposting, there is no way you can tell me that Australia isnt the real man behind the curtains when it comes to shitposting

Thx, I really appreciate it mate. May you get lots of gainz and gloots for the sloots.

>wake up, around noon
>Lay in bed thinking
>Get angry, sad, regretful
>Get on phone for 5 minutes, run into something my ex liked on instagram
>sigh and get up
>Do bathroom stuff
>Get on computer, shitpost while getting my cals in
>Go to gym
>Come home
>Get back on computer/phone/tv
>Go to bed thinking about the same stuff that makes me angry and sad

Someone end me

>11AM wake up to pig filth of a room.
>Ran out of alcohol
>Stress over debt
>Will eat breakfast soon and head to work and pretend everything's alright.

Living the dream.

It's rest day

No friends, no lover.

Just going to wash the car, get groceries, shitpost and finish editing my newest erotic novella.

Tonight I'll drink myself into oblivion while mindlessly watching Netflix and try not to think about killing myself.

I wish I had parentd that weren't fucking retarded garbage people

>from walking

Leave it to Veeky Forums to get sore from fucking walking.

But I'm glad you're happy and everything user, best of luck to you!

eww she's a chink

>get groceries

trying to motivate myself to do this. i made my list. i just don't want to put out the effort required to shower and go there after going to the gym

I hear you bro. My debt is really stressing me out and my job won't give me a raise. Nowhere I apply calls me back and I feel like I'm falling apart. I can't even pretend it isn't there anymore, it's so overwhelming.

I'm out of just about everything but proton and coffee. Can't risk not eating enough. Spooky skelly mode sucks.

great day desu

>Nightmare
>AIT
Pick one faggot

Debt from what?

>From The American Dream®.

I live at home with a good job so I could pay off my car, student loans, buy furniture, and then save up for a down payment on a house.

I don't know why anyone would bother moving out when they don't have their shit together. If you were kicked out, different story.

Weaboo faggot

Not even.

If you were chatting with an Eesti qt, I'd be off the charts jelly.

Wow you're such a boot and don't even realize

>Army gets phones in training
>gets their own rooms

Fucking garbage hooahs what are you doing with your lives?

>Wake up 1PM afternoon on Saturday
>No gf ever told me, in person or in text format, that she loves me
>Infused with bad dreams about alien dogs, roll out of bed and onto my computer, browse porn (need hand gains, am wizard)
>Will heat up leftover food parents gave me, pretty good
>I will do some cleaning and cooking later and hit the gym at night
>Feels like it felt for what seems like forever, decide to read shitposts on Veeky Forums
>Work tomorrow again, another hellish week

My day has been the same Saturday for the last decade.

Stupidity with credit cards. I learned my lesson, but ive still got about $10k to pay off, plus student loans and normal living expenses. All while making $13/hr.

youtube.com/watch?v=dqXmaFPn604

so desu is changed with desu allright

>dating a gook