What's the most Veeky Forums sport and why is it wrestling?

What's the most Veeky Forums sport and why is it wrestling?

>oldest sport known to man other than footraces
>develops discipline through sport and through constant weight management
>low bf is a must
>wrestlers compete not for recognition but for their own satisfaction
>one if the most technical sports

>low bf is a must

but yeah, wrestling is master race

Bodybuilding (not srs)

How do you toss someone like that without snapping your shit up?
I wrestled in high school but never learned much beyond single/double legs and hip throws.

I wrestled from 1st grade to senior year and in high school I picked up freestyle, we learned how to do 5 pointers by practicing bridges and then working our way up to throwing dummies. Once you get the technique down its not nearly as difficult as it seems

>5'7" King of manlets
>Need to find a martial art where height isn't as much of a factor as strength and endurance
I'm torn between wrestling and judo but I'm open to suggestions.

Weightlifting is far more Veeky Forums.
>must have strong legs
>anyone below 105kg looks dyel aa fuck even if they're strong
>you have to have strong legs
>no cardio

I'm partial to wrestling, but judo is definitely a good option as well. I just can't stand gi's at all.

Mma

Wrestling with out the pussy bitch "p-pls don't hit me, sir" rules.

Also wrestling is dumb for not letting people work off their back.

Japanese grapplers would fuck greek grapplers up.

well alright.

>wrestling
>not rowing where supreme strength and endurance are needed
wew lad

Isley used to row in competition. Lost most of his gains.

>I want to be built just like a rower
said no one ever

How many Tap Out shirts do you own and often do you attempt to analyze MMA performance by claiming you would have done x instead of y like him.

>Also wrestling is dumb for not letting people work off their back.
u can work off your back as long as you keep both shoulders off the mat.

The sprinters are built af though

BJJ is a haven for smaller folks that want to compete in martial arts.

not really

I agree. Though it is below Judo, because Judo requires all that you describe, but it is for the well-mannered gentleman who uses both intellect and skill for fighting.

Guy in red just realized he left the kettle on

What about handling being thrown like that?
Do you use softening techniques like slapping down your arms or do you just have to be strong and pray for the best?

Yeah wrestling is pretty dope. You need that combination of good strength and good cardio to even have a chance.

Isley is a massive faggot

I know at least in highschool wrestling, a throw above a certain height (I think above the waist, dont remember it) its a match losing no no to not support the guys fall so he doesnt hurt himself as bad. As for the guy getting thrown, yeah, just brace yourself, but its a fair amount of FUCK! AHHH! And praying.

but the point of wrestling is to break in boipucci not kill your boi.