This guy walks up to your girl at the bar and slaps her ass

Shoot him

He looks autistic so I wouldn't need to do anything.

>decent traps and abs
>skips arm day
ya this isnt even halfway good bait

Kick his outside leg. Both Diaz brothers fight with their lead foot toed inwards and are subsequently vulnerable to outside low kicks. These often off balance them and leave them with a lag time on a return or follow up. The 'leg jabs' of Carlos Condit weren't hurting anyone but they did give him time to run around to the other side of the cage while Nick Diaz regained his footing. Similarly, Nate was thrown off his feet by low kicks from Benson Henderson, Donald Cerrone and Rafael dos Anjos.

this is nate diaz

...

Only correct answer. He seems like the type of guy that wouldn't be bothered by a beer bottle to the head. No matter how hard you hit him, he would just stand there and then probably kill you. I was always afraid of crazy fuckers.

It's the same with drunk drivers, no matter how hard they destroy their car, they will survive it.

where im from, people like you tend to get slapped

Patrick Baitman is my man crush.

Fuck it, throw 2 cans of monster on him!

This dude would smoke the bags off most niggers in under a minute. Not one of you faggots would last teo rounds, especially if lifting is your retort.

>tips fedora
>gets ktfo

That will only make him stronger

CONOR CONOR DON'T FUCKING- CONOR

You'd get armbarred son.

i throw a glove in his face and tell him we will meet tomorrow, when the sun stays the highest, outside of the salloon to deal with it like true gentleman.

What bodyfat % is he ?

Send him to Afghanistan.

YOU'LL DO NUTIN

>pull out my gun, twirl it
>spin around
>point gun at him
>"it's twelve o clock
>shoot gun

provoc him, he punch me first, no matter if I win or loose the fight, he will have issue with justice as he's a professional fighter and i probably wont

Tap out

Palm strike to throat
Wack side of temple
Kick to groin
Wild right hook

>he blocks it and puts you in a guillottine

Kek. If course you'd beat up a professional fighter using your weights experience.

Make sure you give your play by play loudly in a crowded bar or something during the fight today man. People need to know how enlightened you are.

The same answer to every single one of this threads:
SLAP HIS ASS

That will teach him a lesson of how it feels like when women are objectified.

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How are you today?

lmao

>punch him in the stomach
>knee to the face
>turn him around
>bend him over
>fuck him in the ass
>slap his ass while fucking him

no homo tho

OI DONT GIVE A FUK EEDA

Sip my drink and watch my wife tear his arm off and violate his rectal sphincter with the wet end.

>He hired all his friends

Is conor autism?

Fucking lel'd.
Never change Veeky Forums.

Fix his posture by telling him about rows/ facepulls and upperback- involving movements

this

I'd do nuting

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I don't go to bars.

Here we go
Thread ruined

LENNY LENNY BLADES SO SKINNY, LEAVE THIS PLACE YOU LATLESS NINNY

LENNY LENNY BLADES SO SKINNY, LEAVE THIS PLACE YOU LATLESS NINNY

LENNY LENNY BLADES SO SKINNY, LEAVE THIS PLACE YOU LATLESS NINNY

I'm just here for the retards that call nate diaz skinny and that they would punch him

6 warning shots

>bringing your girl to a bar

Ultimate kek

Leave her at home while you pick up new hos

LENNY LENNY BLADES SO SKINNY, LEAVE THIS PLACE YOU LATLESS NINNY

LENNY LENNY BLADES SO SKINNY, LEAVE THIS PLACE YOU LATLESS NINNY

LENNY LENNY BLADES SO SKINNY, LEAVE THIS PLACE YOU LATLESS NINNY

Would be nice to know ny girl so i would know who she is.

LENNY LENNY BLADES SO SKINNY, LEAVE THIS PLACE YOU LATLESS NINNY

Pull my concealed and shoot him. I live in Texas, I'm white and he's dark skinned. The liberals would lose their minds as I walked away scott-free.

>Someone slaps your girlfriends ass,
>Drunk, possibly doing stupid things in his life,
>The answer is to shoot him and kill this other person instead of telling him to simply fuck off or hell, even punching him.
>Insecure enough that i need to carry a gun everywhere i go cause
>MAH GUNS
>MAH LIBURTEH
>MAH MERICA

You're whats wrong with the world,

He'd probably just be like "hahaa I feel you dog" and babbble some shit about how he's "still winning" while he wanders off to find his friend that chiefed his joint from him. Seems like a chill dude desu. When not engaged in Irish chicanery with that mudmouthed potato eater.

LENNY LENNY BLADES SO SKINNY, LEAVE THIS PLACE YOU LATLESS NINNY

I'd punch him hard enough to wind him, then show him why combat sports have weight classes by raping him in the ass.

>jokes on him, I never had a gf

HE'S VEGAN???

this is stockton homie

Let me guess, you voted remain? :^)

Tell him that Stockton is fucking garbage.

Couldnt do shit without a gun. Maybe he pulls it first and shoots you, then?

Looks mexican, so is inevitably a 5'6 / 135 lb turd. I'm not worried

try to settle down there Sweden, Ahmedd doesn't like it when you tighten up too much

I keked

Conor, is that you?

LENNY LENNY BLADES SO SKINNY, LEAVE THIS PLACE YOU LATLESS NINNY

LENNY LENNY BLADES SO SKINNY, LEAVE THIS PLACE YOU LATLESS NINNY

Lose a split decision

participate in a rigged fight

Nate made bank and will make bank again in the 3rd. Not the biggest travesty

>What do you do?
Engage him in casual conversation
while my gf goes out to the car
to fetch her escrima-sticks
with which she then beats
a drum solo on his melon.

use bat baseball to smash his face becouse i know he is elite mma fighter and i can lose i i don't like to lose

YOULL DOO FOOKIN NUTTIN YE?

Yeah that actually wouldn't happen as that wouldn't be self defense.

You can't kill someone who slaps someone else's ass you stupid redneck. You would most definitely go to prison for that.