22 years old

>22 years old
>already balding
>hairline visibly receded


I just want to kill myself, I can't live without my hair. Did lifting cause this?

No regular excersize balances hormones if anything lifting made it not be as bad you just have shit genetics kill you parents

Same boat as you OP. We should just live our lives as decently as possible until we are 35, then people should be able to guess our age correctly

>I can't live without my hair
stop being a faggot. your life will be exactly the same.

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>Not being proud to join the likes of The Rock, Vin Diesel, Jason Statham, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Bruce Willis, Michael Jordan, Shaq, and countless others in the bald master race

Might as well get a sex change son, only women are that concerned with their hair

well, there's baldness in my family, so i'm fucked, but i'm 21 and i dont think im balding yet.

anyway, according to my friend's gf i have a baby face and she thinks i would look good with my head shaved, sooo that's my plan

MALE pattern baldness, means you're a Man, who is losing hair in the pattern that most MEN lose hair at.

Chicks don't care that you literally have the hairline of a MAN.
You can always get plugs or a tupe or something, and you could also chop your dick and balls off while you're at it.

baby face and shaved head never looks good

>tfw have a naturally thick, healthy mane

FeelsGoodMan

>Chicks don't care that you literally have the hairline of a MAN.

They do if they are under age 40

idk why she said that though

She wants you to look like an actual baby

Same boat as you lad, but I'm not an insecure pussy lmao

oh shit

i need to get working in kink porn asap

Is there a way to develop your face muscles to look manlier or is it just white trash genetics?

This was me 3 years ago, I found a chinese herb that forces hair to grow by pushing blood to the epidermis. It's as full and thick as its ever been now.

NOT TELLING THO FAGGOT LMAO

Also baldness is manly meme is far from the truth. MPB is caused by low test ultimately. It causes your body to produce a more potent form of test that blocks your hair from getting nutrients. Things like winstrol are similar in composition and thus have similar effects.

ayy me 2

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I've had shitty hair since puberty, senpai. Get on my level.

lol, faggots.

I've done a hair transplant, now I can lift, take roids and still have more hair than you.

You know why the Lion is the King of the Jungle? Because he have all that thick and nice hair.
I'm the same as the Lion, I'm the Alpha Male, I've got the hair, I've got the bitches, I've got your girlfriend.

What you're going to do about it?

protip: Istambul hair implants

how much did it cost?

2100€ + Flight ticket

Fuck you USA faggots, you are probably charged 20.000$ for the same shit, lol.

>I've done a hair transplant
>I'm the Alpha Male
Lol no.
Pick 1. Fagt.

i would rather be bald than a 5'7 manlet

should i just kill myself?

just be lucky you're not my brother, he's 22 and got the fabled nu-male hairline already

worst of all? he's a ginger

Get a hair system (toupee)
The new ones are ultra light and undectectble. I ran finasteride for five years but the retarded sides got to be unbearable (brain fog, low libido). I rocked the shaved head for a few years and im one of the lucky few with a perfect head shape for it, eventually you get tired of shaving your dome Every Single Day.
Finally broke down and got a toupee, now i have the thickest nicest head of hair of my life, the attention from females went up tenfold as well.
Now i remove it once every two weeks, i shave my head reapply the new tape and put it back on. Other than taking 30 seconds every other morning to wipe the hairline clean with a cotton swap and isopropyl alcohol i dont even think about it.
Unlike the toupees of the 70's/80's the new ones are ultra realistic and no they do not fall off, you can literally dive in the ocean and skydive and if someone were to try and pull it off your scalp would rip off.
No one has ever suspected im wearing one and they wont unless i tell them.
Life is too short to be bald in your twenties

more men have male pattern baldness at some point in some variation than those who don't

welcome to adulthood, your body is basically dying slowly from age 25 onwards

5x5 facelifts

getting a hair transplant is ok i guess, if you love your hair that much

but bragging about getting a hair transplant is pretty pathetic, no one should know you've done that

Lol dude, I know this bait, but I kek'd so here I am.

Wont, you just continue to need hair transplants over time? The DHT is gonna kill those new follicles over time no? Then you'll just have an even more ridiculous pattern of balding.

Why not just shave it all off and save yourself the trouble?

Yeah this

If I had to list one thing I know about all those people that didn't involve their acting, it would be that they are all bald or balding

OP sorry your sol, shave it off and make it work, hope you've got a big penor

but humans are kings of the entire world and we're also among the least hairy mammals

>Why not just shave it all off and save yourself the trouble?

Because then you have no hair and look like an ugly bald cuck

And I'd rather be a 5'7 Manlet than a 5'6 Manlet, so no don't kys

>tfw have a donkey dick though
very confusing

blast tren

Well, not the one you responded to but to be fair bald guys are not always ugly. Mind you, if you've got a beard with that it's even sexy

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