Man, you've really gotten swoll since high school user. Here have a beer

Man, you've really gotten swoll since high school user. Here have a beer.

Thanks, what are you up to?

this thread is so real man

Thanks man, how you been?

Aww man I love you guys. How you been jj? Still got that housepainting job bro? Aw really, that sucks. At least you're still with brenda

>Beer kills gains
>Tips fedora

Yea nigga. I did a couple vacations in the pen you know how I do nigga I got my pushups on and shit while I was on solitary famm

*teleports behind them while unsheathing katana*
"heh, this one's personal"

>mfw I've had this exact social interaction
>jk i'm not swole

Thanks Brian
*poses like in my japanese animes
thanks for the beer

Damn you got swole as well!

How many scoops are you taking bro?

>Y-YOU THOUGHT I WAS LOSER IN HIGH SCHOOL
>YOU DIDN'T SAY IT, BUT I KNEW
>NEVER INVITED TO PARTIES
>NEVER ASKED TO HANG OUT
>NOW LOOK AT ME
>GOT 700K IN THE BANK, AND I'M BANGING A 9/10
>STOP CALLING ME INSECURE, FAGGOT

Thanks but I'm good. Got my water.

No thanks, but I'll fuck your girlfriend inside your single wide now.

No thanks, I've gotta drive and I've already had a couple.

Thanks, I really like that fake jawline you sculpted from your beard.

Thanks, mirin' those neck gains btw.

Man, fuck of faggot. I never really liked you. You just never ragged on me like the others.

Your girlfriend looks like a fucking lot-lizard.

I only came to this stupid party to tell you to go kill yourself.

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>Sorry mang, i don't poison my body.
>flexes

>tfw recently got invited to 5 year HS reunion
>wasn't cool or nerdy, just sort of unnoticed in HS
>keep in contact with maybe 2-3 HS friends, none of which are going to reunion
I am swoll now (not by Veeky Forums standards but by normie standards) but still somewhat austism- do I go?

Personnel*

Man let the past be the past user

The fuck is on his eye

Looks like a very long skin tag.

Look at how fucking hard those dimples are fighting for their own existence. That's inspiring

Sweet man thanks. Wanna shotgun it? 1-2- proceeds to throw the can to his face and beat the fuck out of him for being a bully. Then make out with his gf in front of him. Then spit on her. Hehe.

...