It's almost school time, how do I get to CHAD GOD MODE?

It's almost school time, how do I get to CHAD GOD MODE?

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you have to put CAPS on LETTERS you want people to put EMPHASIS on in their HEADS, as you eat PIZZA instead of WASTING your LIFE in the GYM
now with your newfound HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME, you'll get ALL the CUTIES

I hope this meme never dies

do PLANKS with WEIGHTS ON YOUR BACK

Start a wife school and get bitches to do things for you

you do it by starting more than 2 weeks before school begins

kek I love this meme.

Jesus, atleast put some effort you fucking retard

YOU sit silently in your room JELQING your 5x4 and post ANONYMOUSLY on an INTERGALACTIC WHEY APPRECIATION FORUM behind a PROXY while CHAD eats PEPPERONI PIZZA and checks his SNAPCHAT notifications which are NUDES from his ARYAN princess gf STACY who he'll later FUCK with his 8x6 while YOU hit the GYM HARD following your AUTISTIC routine

Still my good body.

There is nothing better to be at than chadgodmode

Have good insertions, rich parents and play a lot of sports while you're a teenager.

CHAD eats STACY whilst PIZZA wastes it life in the GYM

Bruh fuck that long-haired manlet he's nowhere near as aesthetic as the other guys with the FACE FRAME and HEIGHT

he's Sam, Chad's best friend - similar to him, but a little bit worse in everything, still scores pussy regularly and has some kind of rivalry with Chad

Chad, Jake and Brad. The ALPHA MALE HOLY TRINITY

I'd watch a anime about these three
>far right one being the leader of the group and most crafty of the three
>middle one being the stonic and manly one and silently does his duty with no complaints
>far left is the slapstick of the group, consistently doing crazy shit and slightly autistic

>they go around the country trying to slay as much pussy as humanly possible and meet hard to get women and must find out what makes her tick in order to lay her

kek, 10/10 would watch

Fund it!

Guy on the left looks like such a fag

>cant think of anything interesting to do
>better put my tongue out

Wazaaaaaaa bruhhh im fuckin crazy bruh its lit out here. Fuckin wakeboaring yaaaa bro

No wonder hes not the leader Chad of the group

I-I'd watch it, sempai.

Fucking kek

Go back in time and pick parents with good FACE, HEIGHT and FRAME genetics.

>YOU hit the GYM HARD following your AUTISTIC routine

Get off Veeky Forums.

Golden Boy is basically that about the goofy one.

Ah, chadposting at its finest. Go forth and spread mirth young chadposter

Is there such thing as bald chad mode? my head shape and chin are fine so i basicly don't need to grow a nu-beard but i'm at a loss for how i'm supposed to dress now that i'm bald

>INTERGALACTIC WHEY APPRECIATION FORUM

ahueahsuaheuahsheuaheuaea

bald chad?????
just give up shrek...

autism

>muh Statham

>tfw left guy is what I'm gonna end up looking like after I'm done with my cut, except with a bit bigger chest and better chest inseertions

not sure how to feel, he looks small but I think it's just body dismorphia speaking
Remember looking at some zyzz pic and thinking "holy fuck he's huge" and now he seems small outside some pictures with sideways pose

who are these guys? do they have IG?

Same question here. College starts in 3 weeks. How much BF can I still realistically cut, knowing that I must be around 12 now?

Bruce Willis maybe?

whos the ugly manlet in your picture?

fucking top kekk

They look so much worse in every other pic. I cant remember their IG though.

The far right is zachvinci from instagram

>tfw you will never live Chads life

youtube.com/watch?v=P22gcb4YHso

how can such a happy video make me so depressed

I pray I can one day live that life. It just sucks im in my mid twenties now and probably wont get to while im in my prime.

True, Ill be a sam

>tfw 6.5x4.5

too close to home

How come these are the only 2 pics we ever see of these guys?

Their has to be more.

Also how tall are these guys?

I mean they are Chads so they are 6'3 at least

das RIGHT

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lel

Because they don't look nearly as attractive in most other photos

Best meme all years, somebody post the pasta