What to do to get this body?

What to do to get this body?

Have black parents and be in the NBA

go back in time to when slavery was still legal

Brosplit 6 months, if even that much.

>be 5'9
>lift for a year

not a whole lot

Eat little
Lift much
Keep active
Keep hydrated

>black parents
>being in the NBA
that's redundant

I can tell you what NOT to do
>lifting

Bu... but he isn't short ;(

Lift occasionally? He's just low body fat so who gives a shit

basic BBC genetics.
just fuck white girls as cardio and you will have this bod no time (Note: have to be black)

Photoshop abs.. Thats it

Dribble for 23 seconds then chuck.

>tfw I'm a cavs fan

>White girls
>Not Asian girls

Dude...

u meant

deodorant?

work hard and be a cuck to Lebron so he can take credit for it

Be the end product of 300 years of selective breeding for physical potency

Shoe polish

lift 3-4 days, brosplit
eat a lot but eat very clean, no dirty bulk
sleep
genetics

Worked with a minute to go stop drinking that haterade

Kyrie isn't even a top five point guard in the NBA.
>Steph Curry
>Chris Paul
>Russell Westbrook
>Damian Lillard
>John Wall

He's the only one to lead his team to the championship

john wall............?
have you even seen a full game or you are basing on highlights?

>Curly
>Lollard
>Wall
Irving is better than these three.

If we had cp3 we'd be in the midst of a 3peat.

Train?

Are you stupid?

fuck white women exclusively

Wew lad.

12 years a slave

not an argument

read sticky x 1

6000 pushups and 60 minute planks every day for 6 years

Wall yes, Lillard no.

You sound like a faggot desu.
>everything on the internet is an argument! >:^(

how to get this body?

fuck man i could only imagine how much food lebron has to eat to get that big.

>curryfag calling anyone a faggot

wew lad

Hair transplants xf

One routine 1x1 of nigga kidnaping