I'm going to have a son soon. Will breast milk enhance my gains?

I'm going to have a son soon. Will breast milk enhance my gains?

Don't start a thread with an image more interesting than the topic.

Who is this ejaculate immaculate

>tfw no big titty gf
I've never even met a girl that liked their tits played with. Feels bad, man

maybe you just suck at playing with titties you calloused fuck

sabrina nichole

Veeky Forums would have 1 new thread a day if that was enforced.

I've asked before playing, though. Granted I've only been with 6 girls in a way that let me play with them, and only 1 of them got some kind of enjoyment from it

>asked before playing, though
what do you mean when you say play with titties? do you mean during sex and doing titty/nipple stuff? or do you mean 'i'm gonna throw a ball at you and you bat it away with your tit'

Titty/nipple stuff. Almost all o them invariably liked using their tits to goof around in some way

most girls i've been with have loved it, which is great since i love me some nipples. bad luck man. but why would you even ask? just do it and gauge their reaction

not the guy you're talking to but tbqh they always put them in my face or push my face to them.

lick+nibble nipps. circular motions

I asked because I was taught that every girl likes something different, that talking about what they like can be a nice precursor to foreplay/sex, and because I'm pretty inexperienced in general. My sex life is pretty shitty. I've never cum when with a girl for example, and almost every time I pull out my dick, ED sets in at some point

Tried it. Said it didn't do much for them

>I asked because I was taught that every girl likes something different
every girl likes something different, sure but you know waht they all hate? being asked what they like and a guy who is unsure what to do.

consider the following: you might be a homosexual.

I mean I don't ask in the middle of the act. I'm usually asking in a playful way before we hit the bedroom.

I'm not. As bad as having ED with almost every girl is, I couldn't stay hard at all when I was with a guy

doesn't matter when you ask.

>I couldn't stay hard at all when I was with a guy
have you tried?

the ed thing happened to me too, i got over it by just looking at porn and saying 'this is sexy' and really focusing on what was so hot about it, idk, and with the first girl i had been with i asked her everything too. but then again i also read some Veeky Forums sex god threads and it helped me as a virgin.

you can ask about what they like but they'll tell you if they don't like something you're doing so dw

Yes

It does and doesn't. As long as you can warm her up well leading into the bedroom, they at least seem to enjoy themselves when I've used what themselves hey told me.

>Yes
that's gay

congratulations user
[spoiler]but only if you and your wife are white[/spoiler]

>It does and doesn't.
no. you asking them ever is pretty much telling them "i'm going to disappoint you"

I realize that. But it didn't do much of anything for me, so I can at least say I've acted in a gay way while not being gay myself

Tittie milk is just warm. A little thicker then regular milk. I drank my wife's a few times.

it's not that deep you bumbaclart, but little yute does mek it sound like he have no passion in the bedroom

Agree to disagree, then. I still maintain it can be done in a way that doesn't make it awkward (provided you're not wholly autistic) or distract from what's going on during, but it's not like you don't run on instinct half the time you're in there anyway. And again, they've told me and showed me they enjoyed it, so that's what counts to me

Meant for

>tfw on mobile and can't play webm's

that thumbnail looks amazing

Why is her ass flat?

Why do women with big tits always have flat asses?

it's just a tease pal

Get a real phone

They play webms

Phones don't play webms, apps do, you ape.

t. icuck

Because like both tits and ass, but they will generally sleep with a woman if she has at least one.

Ebin

>i'm

don't you mean your wife is going to have a son?

>his wife's son

Samsung fag here
Webms play in my standard browser

I don't think that your newborn son will be able to lactate

God damm that face

You mean you are going to have a stepson
:^)

She has a face?

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>when I was with a guy
you're gay