When your rented bench press rack time is up and the bar stops just as it touches your chest

>when your rented bench press rack time is up and the bar stops just as it touches your chest

What do?

Shouldn't have been looking at the bench screens for so long fampai.
Buy a couple of extra minuets next time.

>when all the squat plugs are taken up so you have to share with your gym bro between sets

What do?

> forgot my squat costume
> had to use my deadlift costume instead
> felt everyone judging me

>when you didn't ask the air traffic controller for clearance before you did your OHP and you get put on the no-press list

>Paid for my county gym license but it turns out I also have to pay for a state gym license
>Have to wait another month to be approved

>Tfw Veeky Forums subscription almost up
>Ran out of tokens on the treadmill
>Didn't earn enough tickets to get a drink of water at the fountain

Anyone else having a rough week?

What the hell is going on in this thread

Oh shit dude, this happened to me when I was at the lowest point of my squat at a rented squat rack. I was stuck in pic related position for like 10 minutes until some guy noticed and saved me by putting a nickel in the slot

Woulda shit myself too but luckily my squat plug was in

You couldn't find a picture of a guy squatting so you picked one out of your fap folder didn't you?

>lat pulldown machine only accepts canadian dollars

i hate my gym

Out of my protein milking folder, yeah.

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>forgot to tip the pt
>banned for life

i dont like my home gym

>time on the assisted deadlift machine runs out mid lift
>spine snaps

>weighting myself and filling the gains report after workout session
>distracted and don't log them in accurately
>suspended for a week

i want these threads to never stop

i dont really like this new meme please stop its not very funny

Right
Wrong

>have to study for my lifters novice license
>test is 100 pushups, 100 situps, 10 pullups, 10km time on treadmill

>doing heavy donkey calf raises
>someone trips over the cord mid-set
>trapped and feel my tendons ripping under the stress

Lifter's test that involves cardio?
No.

>Penis inspection day
>They can't find their microscope
>Line is already long after me

> when your gym body stares at a whore and doesn't spot you and only you get banned from the gym
Ricardioooooo!
You said I could trust you told me to go all out!

>Renting a VIP squat bar for me and gym bro
>It's just a refurbished deadlift bar

Fucking hell I almost filed a complaint to the Better Lifting Bureau but they comped us 3 hours of locker rental for the "logistics mixup".. Don't fall for these scams bros

>forget to put new condom on my gym's squat plug before using it
>get AIDS
>tfw only two more months to live brehs

Ask one of the guards if you can borrow theirs. I had to share with my buddy once. Ended up in the hospital since his plug was too small for my 405 squat and I snapped my shit up. Don't let that happen to you.

>tfw fit is getting shittier with these memes
Even tipping the girl at the desk topics were not fun

>a large corner of the gym is cordoned off due to 'safety concerns'
>apparently the camera overlooking that area broke down, so nobody is allowed in
>sneak in there anyway
>somebody snitches on me
>guards arrive
>get arrested
>they can't prove anything because there were no cameras
>plus I have brown skin so I get a free Platinum Gains Permit for a year, allowing me to ignore restrictions on certain lifts (such as curling in the squat rack), to compensate for any 'harassment'

>When you only have enough money for 7 reps
Gymflation is killing my gains

Might as well just save up the money and do 5 reps instead
7 reps doesn't do anything

repped

renting a bench

>the gym clown put lube on all the barbells

>can't do anything about it because of gym clown workers union

>caught drifting with gymbro in our latmobiles
>officers degain us while eurobeat awkwardly plays through our earphones

End it

>enter gym
>receptionist informs me that I just missed the monthly manlet execution

>deadlifts banned at my gym
>have to smuggle homemade bar in my ass

...

gcwu was a mistake

This is the first one to really get me. I'm dying right now

> want to use the hex bar
> it's taken, make do with the trapezoid bar instead

>Penis inspection day
>They start evaluating fapping procedures and intensity
>Couldn't memorize australian fapping method the day before
>Punished by wearing chastity belt for a week

Jesus, it wont happen again next month