The first time you had sex after began lifting, did you overcompensate?
The first time you had sex after began lifting, did you overcompensate?
This board needs a fucking cleansing so bad.
>the first time i had sex
>I tried too hard during my first Veeky Forumsfuck
its okay, user, we understand *snickering*
>this meme again
THANK YOU POTATO TRANSLATOR
It didn't got hard
you over-performed, too?? NICE!!
i have never had sex
When it was time to lose my virginity I was ready
I was way too drunk and high so my dick barely lasted 5 minutes hard but during that time I fucked her missionary, picked her up and did her on the wall, and on a chair
I thought sex was like porn
Haha, loser
I haven't had sex since i started lifting
>wasting protein
>wasting testosterone
>for any other reason than to spread your genetics
What does this even mean?
Idk I murdered a girl with my dick a few weeks ago, I wouldn't call it compensation, I'd call it pulverizing some puss with the power of 5.5plate diddlylift and 4.5 plate sqwat
calm down, bud
and no you didn't
>make some gains
>finally having sex
>'you aren't as big as in your pictures'
>feels.jpg
I haven't had sex since the last time I got laid
I got drunk and hooked up with a pretty chubby girl, probably at least 170lbs. I thought since, you know, I lift now I'd do that romantic sexy shit and pick her up and carry her to the bedroom. Picked her up and immediately knew it was a bad idea, I stumbled, tripped on a table and tossed her a few feet
kek
"you arent as pretty without makeup"
Thanks man I needed to read this.
>start lifting
>acquire sex completely unrelated to lifting
>become fwb
>she always wants to do missionary
>says she likes the view
>likes holding my tris
>nut inside
>get up to put on pants and dip
>she says "you have a nice body"
feelsgoodman
>cutting currently
>girl at work who I never really talked too asks if she can ask me a question
>her: just want to say your arms looked a lot bigger before.
Me:...
Her: i mean Yes i was kinda checking you out but now they seem not to fill out your shirt as much. All I'm saying is don't fall off the fitness wagon. Keep getting that muscle k ;)
Why are girls so brutally honest?
>gf and I are both virgins
>I had never masturbated before either (19 at the time)
>Had always practiced kegals without knowing what they were
>Very good mental control as well
>Fuck her for 45 minutes non-stop
>She comes 10+times
>Claimed that she blacked out
I love my mega penor
They're not usually.. You found a good one
Think you just need to buy smaller shirts now
>The first time you had sex
no cause I was never a weak pussy and started lifting when i was 14
this board is cancer
Oh fuck. I'd be right back on the bulk with the legit body dysmorphia that would cause
same here
>>I had never masturbated before either (19 at the time)
> things that happened
Shoulda taken her behind the stable, instead you broke a coffee table
Does having "sex" with prostitutes count as having sex?
...
Nobody believes that, but it's 100% true.
I didn't masturbate for the first time until I was 24
I swear, I'm a 24 year old permavirgin and didn't masturbate for the first time until like June this year, just wet dreams before that
Also
>greentexting that and not that "he made her cum 10+ times"
lel
Not him, but I lost my virginity before I even knew how to ejaculate
like I hadn't known how to jack off and finish until I was 20
Haven't had sex yet but I'd like to fuck one of my friends while he wears a skirt. It's quite the tough sell I imagine and he's pretty straight despite being a feminine guy. If any of you faggots turned someone plz help
How does one even pick up a girl when kissing and stuff?? What's the hand placement so she doesn't start to slide down?
That was exactly my problem.
I never watched video porn. I didn't know how jacking off was supposed to work. Didn't use lube until 3 years of jacking without it.
Do you remember the first time you came? I have to go two weeks without it to feel that high again.
I didn't know you had to hold your "pee muscle" (the one you kegel with) until you came. I thought that would obstruct it, like it blocks piss. Consequently I'd lose my boners after 3 or 4 minutes since I wasn't holding them and just be confused.
The first time I came was the first time I got to raw dog a girl and damn, I didn't know what had just happened I just knew it felt really really good
>raw dog
virgin confirmed
she's straddling you, put your hands under her ass and it's assumed she should grab around your neck
what
>kissing girl
>geting really heated
>I'm 6'4 she's 5'9
>reach down hug her and pick her up
>put my hands mid hamstring
>she didn't wrap her legs around me
>says she's gonna fall
>let her down....
Why the fuck didn't she wrap her legs around me brehs
it's getting more of a pain now
usually my boyfriend likes to grab me by the arms from behind, but now that i have bigger lats he says it's harder to get a good grip
>the first time you had sex
Sounds like she doesn't do the vagina stretcher machine enough
Good girl bar girls those are the best...
Maybe my hand placement was off
I placed them mid hamstring on her maybe next time I'll do it a little more towards her ass
Bad**
Haven't had sex since I started lifting a year ago. In fact, the reason I started lifting was to deal with the sadness after she left me.
Oh well.
>tripped on a table and tossed her a few feet
FUNCTIONAL STRENGTH
...
Lel
Well atleast, you are not doing "nothing" and wasting your time you are investing it on yourself.
Stay positive user.
This but pro-tip boys, make sure you lock your hands/fingers together while holding her up by her ass otherwise you will be holding her ass by each individual cheek and trust me after a few minutes of her ass naturally spreading from gravity (she might even like it at first) she will start to feel like you are about to tear her ass apart and it will quickly ruin the experience.
>17
>after winter formal
>we're both virgins
>watching knocked up
>somehow get in the mood to fuck despite the pregnancy scare movie in the background
>takes 30 minutes to move one inch inside of her
>"are you in yet?"
>"not quite yet"
>30 minutes later finally fully in
>"can i move?"
>"nononononononono"
>start moving really slowly anyway
>she starts clawing at my back and saying "ow" over and over
>end up getting a handy under her sheets while she promises me next time will be better
this wasn't like american pie at all
>sex
Fucking normies GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>finally got Veeky Forums
>not huge but chick mirin' hard
>first time looking at my dick since i was fat
>shaved and slid on condom
>actually fill condom out
>she demanded i slow down
feels pretty good. Got a med tech job down and have a regular GF.
Only 5'7 tho
>first time looking at my dick since i was fat
you really expect people to believe you went months without looking at your dick?
>i'll let you know, user
>not strong enough to hold her by her ass
DO YOU EVEN LIFT FAGGOT
iktfb
It's kinda hard to do when its been flaccid out of shear fatigue
You need to fuck this girl
never?
>tfw always lay on my back and let her ride me so my gut is less noticable
Nope I had death grip dick and fucked her till I was out of breath
Just had a date with a girl from Tinder, both went in blind aside from photos so we could get to know eachother in person.
Real fun, jelled well and hung out for 6-7 hours. Went to drop her off home
>pull up
>looking forward as I was driving
>can see out of the corner of my eye that she's leaned in for a kiss
>turn to face her
>she dodges my mouth and kisses my cheek
>i go 'oh sorry'
>'haha no worries user'
>yeah I've done worse
>drive off a cliff
Since i started taking lifting more seriously i havent gotten laid once
Lifting fucked my chances of getting laid aparently
Id give anything for the key i need to get laid but no advice is helpful, i fucking hate this bullshit
same here
So did anybody figure out wtf op was trying to say