Never lifted once in my life

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Your face isn't even that attractive bro. Nice angle+lighting

>easy 8/10 face but insecure about skinnyfat body
>start working out and eating better over summer
>body looking better but still dyel
>school starts up and want to make a tinder to bang qts
>also just generally lonely
>realise I have zero good pictures of myself to use

is it even worth it? what kind of pics should I even take?

>tfw I can't even commit to taking pictures of myself how am I going to even use tinder
Fml

fucking lmao

go back to /r9k/ autismo

>3/10 face
>Match with a bot
Shitbait posting, nice combo

>be me
>2/10
>still matching with super hott chicks.

Stay jealous losers.

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>hii
>heyy
sorry man

you have no chin dude

>super hot chicks

Well, you're good looking, I'm not. Before getting fit, I pulled 4/5 out of 10s. Now I can get 7s and 8s pretty easily. I know I'm responding to bait, but it's completely worth it getting fit.

This is now a tinder thread

>Games

It's a bot!

Wew lad

You look like the guy girl settle down with when they get old

Fuck that, I don't do relationships, only fuck em

Take the glasses off and get a haircut that suits you then you'll be slaying puss in no time.

Thats not gonan fix shit face sry lad

What haircut would you recommend m8

>implying there will be a response

>shit face
I'd give him a 7, maybe 8 if he's shredded haha

How many matches?

Low fade

Like 80 made the account yesterday though

Nice try, kiddo.

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Depends on your face shape dude just google men hairstyles face shape. Also have fun tinder is suppose to be casual and fun.

I don't understand Veeky Forums standards desu
this dude looks pretty cute no homo

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Thanks lads.
Atleast I have that jaw going for me, wew

>majoring in neurosurgery

What colleges offer surgery majors?

It's like saying you want to be a cardiac surgeon.
I'm majoring in stereotypical medfag shit, but when I get to speciality school, I'll go that route.
Most medical schools

I'm gonna be new in town.

Matched this one. Am I doing it right?

So im guessing one is Lucy, one should be Rose but wtf kind of girlsname is Jones?
Also which is which?

a-are you retarded?

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It's a bot.

Not quite

Nah, bots in the UK don't have a connected Insta. They just spam a message that changes every few months. Now there's the "I'm new in town bullshit".

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>21

looks 31

>realize how dumb you were
>"I WAS ONLY PRETENDING GUYS"

No one is falling for it

Am I doing this right???

what does this have to do with fitness

Couple of fatties and a few black chicks. Youre not even close to doing it right.

Why are men with weak chins are disgusting.

Only the Jordan girl is a chubster desu
Also
>not being attracted to black chicks
Literal faggot detected

>plays guitar

instant faggot detected

>2016
>not having atleast one skill in life besides lifting heavy weights.

Also majoring in neurosurgery..? You do some premed crap take mcats then go through the doctor process. After your residency focus on surgery with neurosurgery as your concentration. No 19 year old looking kid is "majoring" in any surgery. That has to only work on low class basic bitches.

Why are you on a fitness board if you're going to puss yourself when someone asks you why the topic relates to fitness?

Why did you bail on Tyler tho?

kek

I hope this is pasta

ayy

So, what did the bot sell you, OP?

D-delete this. I forgot I had class at that time

Nice replies

You better apologize man. Tyler is your friend and you can't keep bailing on him.

I did. We rescheduled lunch for tomorrow.

B-bros before hoes r-right?

>Veeky Forumsfags not knowing about Stan

>NOT looking for fuck/sex-meet/fuckbuddy
What do?

Everyone that plays a guitar is a pretentious little low t loser like you. Your equally pretentious faggy low t parents probably forced you to take it up aswell, you prick.

You'd get more if you lifted, doe

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If you think neurosurgery is "stereotypical medshit" be prepared to have your dreams crushed and ending up a shitty pediatrician.

the text doesn't matter just be smooth and ask her to some netflix'n'chill, du kan klara det!

I got a lot of 9-10/10 matches on tinder as well and i have a 6/10 face. Doesnt mean any of them showed slight interest in me.
Just because she swioed right on you doesnt mean she wants to suck your cock.

I've never used Tinder, I've recently lost weight but I have no experience with girls

Will it help?
I have a good job can I mention that when they see me or will they just see a picture? Maybe I can fuck some gold diggers to gain some experience and level up.

come on pajeet, what are you doing....

>girls message me first
>never respond to them
>some get butthurt to the point of unmatching me

Man I just love being devious

/devilish/

Nah m8 fuck tinder.
It drove me mad. Even when girls would message me first they NEVER put in a slight effort for the converstion. Always just 2 word replies at best. I wanted to slap those sloots through my phone. Theres nothing fun about having shitty conversations and then banging some random sloot.
But thats just my perspective.

r8 my facial aesthetics Veeky Forums

>for you

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REKT

Cringe.
Some faggot posted this to our colleges discussion board

Seen that bio before

it was prob me i live in tinder threads

Oh I get it, it's like the female "Are you an archæologist?"!

>Implying you can "major" in a surgical speciality

You remind me of that moron on /tv/ that wanted to "major in psychiatry"

try and get rid of that weird red bar across your eyes, really ruins your face for me

Who is this Stan?
I-is he cute?

>197

Literally lanklet at that point

Probs, your face looks average for a white guy, still better looking than most ppl

>10-words description
>a third being "majoring in neurosurgery"

translation: p-plz pick me. I'll be rich in a few years and you'll be glad you picked me :/

You can mention it while chatting with a girl, or mention it in your profile once your studies are complete.

post pics of tyler, he sounds cute