Thinking about trying it. Who knows how much literal shit has been in my colon for god knows how long, possibly years

No, you do not have proverbial, metaphorical, figurative, nor literal shit in your colon "for years." Any actual medical conditions which you are backed up for some considerable time would cause sever pain; like "I MUST go to the ER" pain. All a colon cleanse would do I make you crap today what you would have crapped tomorrow.

Had it before. In my case was extremely painful. But I'm sure it can present differently.

Btw mine was induced through years of heavy opiate addiction.

I don't think a cleanse would fix more than 1/10 of those diseases/disorders/injuries in OP.

colon cleanses are fad diet and juice cleanse tier

Muh opiate addiction when it's over the counter. We don't stand a chance against putin with you fucking morons.
Why are you gangstalking when you should be getting some sleep fag. Get dem boots boy no more porn and beers for you time to fight for your country

This is my ticket out of fighting since I'm not fit to fight. The neets will be here fucking your wives while you're fighting the shitskins for shitty pay lel.

I'll be sure to update you faggots on the new game we develop too by the way.

Woah
Retro

Wow you sound really informed OP! Good for you for doing your proper research and using critical thinking. Ignore the haters in the thread.

Btw I've got some great reptilian based oil supplements which I sell. They remove even more toxins than amature self performed home lower bowel lavages. Hit up my email, I'll give you the smart guy discount.

W-w-what

>OTC opiate addiction
>Teenager tier

My first guess is codeine, second is loperamide.

Everyone take note: This is what the manic phase of a bi-polar person looks like.

Pseudoscience, new-age, hippy fucking bullshit.

He doesn't know I get paid per post lel

Spotted the newfag who can't tell basic trolling. How fucking new are you for fucks sake

Don't you have some elliot Rodgers activity to engage in mouth breather

Don't remind me of this

It's a good way of ruining your gut flora.

OP you wont get shit from your clense.

Just do an enema and enjoy having a crazy big shit. It wont heal you or anything unless you're constapated it just feels good.

i just had a colonoscopy done at the tender age of 21. so i was pissing out of my ass for 2 days and had no food for almost 2 days.

i don't feel any different and the pictures i have of my insides are crystal clear. so that cleansing shit is just a meme unless you have a condition where stuff gets trapped in pockets. but you would have symptoms if you did.

Yeah I've tried a natural cleanse, I do it every day. It's called taking a crap.

Med student here, our body has regular bowel movements to keep all the shit out, it has a name like the Migrant Complex.

you flush out natural bacteria that are beneficial to your body.

hi im in medical school
this is great for certain things
you do not have certain things
you just want to do a certain thing because you heard about a certain thing
this certain thing you have heard about is not for you because you lack the certain thing it is for.
thank you, do it if you want you'll be fine but it is ultimately pointless

>not sure if bait or fallen for cleanse meme

Just eat lots of fiber and/or take psyllium and flush that down with loads of water, OP

If you had shit festering in there, you would have had sepsis a long time ago, famalam. And if you have something undigestible sitting in there, embedding itself into the intestinal walls, chances are you would need a hospital, not a cleanse.

the fuck?

Would do good for his autism too

Homemade colon clense:
>5 cups of coffee or 500 mg of caffeine
>1 pack of cigarettes
>1 box of fiber one bars

Prepare your angus for this one.

i remember i saw a video about this stuff
the colon cleanse product solidifies inside your colon, so in two-three days you start crapping something like a fucking snake

people believe it is a product of the cleanse, but in reality is the product itself that creates a weird latex-like print of your intestine

Op here. I actually didn't know about any product. I thought a regular colon cleanse was just an enema of water with some lemon extract or something for balancing pH.

Never heard of any sort of specific colon cleansing product or latex print of intestine.

let me show you what i'm talking about:
duckduckgo.com/?q=colon cleanse&t=ffab&iax=1&ia=images
plenty of pics of the 'plastic snake' and people going like 'it saved my life... look what i had down there'

those products are a scam

lmao yes of course squirt some fucking lemon juice up your ass you absolute moron

if you're constipated, put a stool under you're feet while shitting.

Best. Answer. Ever.

Link pls

i linked some pictures