>user get off your computer and come out and run with me!
User get off your computer and come out and run with me!
np when are we runn
>you are not prepared
Okay, but only if you let me put my penis in your vagina, since that's the only point to any of this shit.
Bitch I'm bulking
The only cardio I'm doing is sexercise
Ever since my surgery last November it hurt to run. Will stick with weights for now.
funny because she spelled "i want your load dripping out of my ass" wrong
NO YOU CUNT IM SHITPOSTING ON ANIME IMAGEBOARDS
Sorry, babe. Recovering from surgery.
My knee hurts, we'll do squats instead.
Alright let's do it!
lol sure il run with you, but what is your 10km? Its above 50 minutes? Kek
What is your 5km? Its above 25 minutes? Kek. Go away dumb normie.
Ok so well stay home and fuck, gotta confuse the cardio... right babe. ..... babe?
... babe?
I'm literally doing monkmode, so please get away from me.
B-but... my gains...
This is as impossible as the sky being green or a clock running backwards.
I know I am dreaming if I see this
Nah, playing Paragon.
... babe?
where am I? why is my desk outside?
it's too fucking hot to run outdoors in Tuscon.
kek'd
found it
Ok sure
> go run for 7 minutes
> stop breath heavily, sit on floor
> throw up
You wanna go watch a film instead babe?
Well fuck you too, you insensitive bitch
Implying i do cardio.
haha how dumb are you? fucking gains goblin
>run
You gain stealing cunt, get fucked from here.
For real, my average day is her tempo or race pace
A-are you okay?
>crippling depression
Physically yes. Mentally, not so much.
The first sword of Braavos does not run.
How do you and the sperglord you replied to know this?
>Tfw a girl did this to me at the height of my cut after a workout without having eaten anything but a banana
>tfw I still out paced her and had to slow down for her
"Cardio" for women outside of those training for a sport means basically power walking around the block to be honest.
look at that girl's calves though, she clearly is an actual runner.
>no tits
No thanks.
because most girls are meme shits and weak.
I've never been more embarrassed by something I read in my life
delete this post please
who the fuck is posting these threads. Accidentally clicked /pol/ and this thread was posted there with the same picture.
Also my best mile was 4:29. Got into running 60+ miles per week. Fuck that. I'd rather lift all day.
>Come on user, let me just get my shoes and we start!
>Accidentally clicked /pol/
....babe?
kek
Used to frequent /pol/. Cut that shit out of my life. Habit still exists. Currently on Veeky Forums as I'm getting back into lifting after injury, and when I'm bored.
that one is a good one
sorry, I don't fuck chicks under G cup
>Implying I can even run
No thanks, I'm running with someone later
Nikodem?
Haha, nice
YOU ARE NOT MY REAL MOTHER
You can't outrun your feels user
Maybe if you were Swedish.
I approve of this post
Cardio kills gains but continue cunt
>Cardio kills gains
Where does this come from?