Post the best compliments you've received

I work at a grocery store and some old Asian man told me I had a symmetrical face.

>girl said I was huge
>BMI is not even over 25
>t-t-thanks

Two of my female friends told me I've gotten bigger

>I would be so happy if my daughters married a man like you

I went to a pharmacy to get meds and the pharmacist was a middle aged lady. When she looked up she saw me and gasped and said, ""Oh my! What a handsome man!"

I've also had asians on campus randomly take pictures of me.

It's weird.

Maybe you have really big eyes
Not kidding

A guy whose dick I was sucking said
>You actually have pretty toned legs.

>nice arms
>nice chest and back
>cute
>shredded/ripped
>you've gotten bigger
>you're fast (I run)
>user, you're big, do you play football

Normies fall for pic related and think it's shredded. This is the latest picture I have so never mind the red circle.

Big eyes?

All the better to see these gains with tho

Girls on Tinder keep complimenting my smile.
I don't think any girls have ever complimented my muscles.

Men are reluctant to be forthright with women in a professional environment because for every 1x it comes out well for them, 20 other men get bashed as creeps or sexual harassers, not necessarily on the spot, but later when the woman has some minor beef with them related to work stuff and they start spreading innuendo

>you're so tall!
>(in sack) you're so big!
>you look very good

Not charming enough too keep you after I've fucked you, am I though, whores, fuck all of you.

"Your pants aren't hiding anything."

friends mom sucked me off and let me cum in her mouth and then she thanked me.

Bust my ass in the gym all the time, gf always compliments me on
>how veiny my arms are
>how great my hair is
>how nice my skin is

>tfw only complimented on genetic traits and not on my hard wokr

>Has GF

>Who compliments him

>Complains

Was chilling with two ladyfriends.
Playfighting abit.
Oh a-user you're much stronger than you look
look at how big your arms are

>feelgoodman

That's the same trick I use for girls to hook up. You done good user

"user, you have big shoulders"
"I almost forgot how strong you were."
"Wow dude your pushup form is on point!" I remember we were having a pushup contest in the dorms and I lost to a football player.
But yeah I don't receive much.

>you smell like me dads
>she totally wants the dick bro!

kek. Veeky Forums, your delirious frog posters always know how to make me laugh.

london

>those abs insertion
I'm sorry user

i'm 300lb now, i dont get compliments anymore, when i was 215 and lean, people couldn't recognize me, within three years, i put all the weight back on, but i look better than when i started, i think thats the muscle though

>Wow you have such nice muscles. Reminds of Arnold(of course I don't look like him but normies man)

My Indian team leader. She is the most genuine and caring person I ever met. Helped a lot when my dad passed away.

>Whoa there, when did you get so big? (my mom when I was trying to fit through a cellar door)

>fuck sloot
>sloot sleeps over
>we wake up, I put go the bathroom, come back and stand next to bed in underwears for a sec
>girl looks at me and makes a "Mmmmmm!!" sound

This

"You smell like my dad" is not a compliment, it's just an observation

>Go to Japan

>Grill asks, "Can I touch before I draw?"

>friend's brother works out at same gym as me
>started fat as fuck been cutting for 2 months now
>"You look better every time I see you, man!"
Y-you too

...

Fucking loled hard

Electra Complex.

Most girls want to fuck their dad.

Girl I've been moonlighting with said I was "beautiful" last night. She was drunk but she regularly tells me I'm handsome while sober though

It's funny because I kinda dress prep
>chinos
Check
>boat shoes
Check
>body fit shirts
Check
>chandail
Check
>OCBD
I own some but definitely not what I wear the most, I wear polos most of the time.

I'm not upper class at all but I live at mom's place and I work so I can own a 2014 c-class

>Tfw actually her dad is old af and shits his diapers on a regular basis

>tfw normies don't care
>tfw it still looks funny

Post pics

>in gym locker room
>"nice dick faggot"

Some gay hairy dyel-manlet at the beach said I look like adonis last week.

>mfw I am not even at 1/2/3/4

greentext your weird porn fantasy

On the bus a girl with a t-shirt sit next to me.
Our arms touched the whole ride.

I had to get off the bus a few stops early because I had a massive boner.

I don't remember the last time a girl besides my mom complimented me.

Source please?

Just like their eastern theater.

>See gym buddy I've not seen in two months (he was working nights)
>Good guy, gave me some great tips
>He says, "Shit, man. Whatever you've been doing is working great! Keep it up."

Feelsgoodman

yeah man OP totally could of fucked her.

But he didn't.

I wonder why.

Told two guys ill do a threesome if the girl is hotter than me
>Really? Fuck, I cant think of any I know, do you have hotter friends yourself??

Another
>I was pretty sure Id have zero chance with you, do you even realise how pretty you are?

T-thanks Veeky Forums I made it. Lost 30lbs and got fit.

"wow user look at those abs" -mom
the only compliment i've received

She sneaks into your room and licks them as you sleep.

Did you fuck her?

she wants to see your abs as you pump your load into her bro.

Veeky Forums is the weirdest place on the Internet.

post a pic, help a brother out.

Picplease

>Ewww, stop talking to me, freak!

japan

>on Veeky Forums
>expecting vanilla conversations
end yourself

Develop a "Thousand Yard Stare," comrade.

I've seent horrible shit and it has darkened my soul. Now when I go out in public, people know Death walks with me and they fear me. Not because of gains, but because my eyes see all and hate all.

Develop this mindset and look, and women will run in fear and you will never hear such harsh words again.

Embrace the cold.

damn, I'm jelly
some men have it all

>ex had a huge horse fetish
>owned multiple horse dildos
>always smelled my hair and insisted that I smelled "like a horse"
>always wanted to be fucked hard and from behind
damn that bitch was freaky

what the fuck lmao, girls that live on farms IMO have serious animal problems, could she take that horse dick?

Even I can tell she probably got off watching horses fuck

I fucking hate when women tell me that.
They sound pathetic, im barely a 7/10

this pretty girl I've been hitting once said that I look like a professional weight-lifter during a text conversation

I mean, that's a pretty 'mirin comment, right up there with accusations of steroids use if you're natty [though I haven't gotten one of these yet, haven't made it]

>you look like a Calvin Klein model
>you're a Greek God
>"user is basically the perfect Aryan"

not memeing

it's nice being tall and jacked

I was asked if I use steroids
Felt pretty good desu

I've never been complimented besides my mom and my grandma...

>go to a hair salon to get haircut cuz mom and dad constantly tells me that it's too long and should get it cut
> girl who is cutting my hair asks me what I want
>idk.jpeg just give me what I got last time
>reminds me that I shaved my hair last time
>lmao.nope
>starts telling me that it would just cause my back hair to grow more rapidly than the front (current situation at this point)
>brings up how the back hair is layered
>don't know what that means so at this point I just assume that the only problem is my back hair
>tell her to trim the back and keep everything else the same
>she says "oh ok so just get rid of that umbrella back there"
>say "yea"
>"so you no longer want to look hot?"
>confused
>parents told me my hair looked like a box
>get it cut anyway
>parents say "you looked better before"
>wtf

That's nice user, I'm happy 4 u

"Oh damn, you seriously leveled up!"

same, but I actually use them so it didn't make me feel happy

>hanging out with co workers
>gay manager and my oneitis supervisor show up
>don't pay much mind, trying to seem cool and what not
>towards the end of the night I look down at my oneitis and manager
>"I like your beard." My manager says to me
>I tell her I hear that a lot
>oneitis is checking me out the whole time that conversation happened
>"I REALLY LIKE your beard, user."

The rest of the night went well. I'm gonna make it, brehs. She's finally noticing me.

Girl from work texted me this

post pic of yourself.

That's some terrible game, bro.

Kekerino amigo

Not on a Djiboutian tapioca connoisseurs image board

Started working out about 2 1/2 months ago
>Various coworkers saying how I'm getting a lot bigger
>Wimmin coworkers asking me "ooooo have you been working out? :^)"
Still feel like they're making fun and of me and mocking me desu

Hit me with your most alpha response

just take out your face.
Also its a taiwanese sex reassignment forum.

she could take the dildos, but they weren't actual size. I fisted her a couple times, but it took a good fifteen minutes of stretching.

she CLAIMED to be uninterested in fucking actual, physical horses, rather than idealized, fictional horses, but who knows

>I've also had asians on campus randomly take pictures of me.

I just got back from Asia and quite a few people there asked to take a selfie with me. Also had people trying to discreetly take photos of me. Was pretty weird at first but apparently it's because they don't see white people often and think we look cool. I told some taxi driver lady about this and she said that they like our white skin and light hair and eyes and stuff.

man id love to have known her, oh well.

Gay half-chat guy randomly stopped me in the street and told me i was gorgeous.

>of course my best compliment was from a man

>been called a model so much that it doesn't phase me anymore
>always make awkward eye contact with girls
>too beta to approach when I could
>tfw imposter syndrome

This desu.
My arms are getting bigger and now people think I'm trying to show off when I roll my sleeves up high. I ask people if it looks bad or something and nobody says anything. Kinda just.. trail off. Some girls said they liked it though.
We're allowed to wear short sleeves, I just wear long so I can change it up based on room temperature. Dammit.

>pilates instructor said she was jealous of my glutes
>did you just say i have a nice ass?
>she blushed, giggled & ran off to her class
t-thanks rip

A girl told me that I have nice eyes.

I've been trying to maintain eye contact with people alot more often and be more social and not a complete autist.

best one so far imo.

Also, I'm thinking of doing pilates/yoga, how do i start?

Mfw I notice people divert their eyes while I'm listening to them talk and look into their eyes.

go to a yoga class

Not that guy but I get where he's coming from. I get really annoyed when people compliment me on how good I look because I have great genetics.

I'm just internally thinking to myself, "No, I spend more time in the gym than you do actually getting work done at your job*, you fat, lazy fuck."

*Because a lot of people I know work office jobs and fuck around all day. Not coincidentally I also get paid way more and get promotions more often than my peers, who I guess are no longer my peers.

I don't even have great genetics. I have average genetics. I just work my ass off to make the best of it.

You're definitely not 18. If you are you're full autism bro.

>Was fat my whole life
>Lost weight but still not completely fit and still insecure and too picky with girls for my looks
>Somehow meet a girl I like and she likes me back
>We make out
>We get together and again and again
for 4 or 5 nights during our vacations and I'm super into her and vice-versa
>She lives across the country and is going to leave it soon
>We get together one last time and despite having fallen for each other decide it's best for it to just be a summer thing
>Next day I don't text her to honour that decision
>she texts me twice:
>"I need to take a shower to wash your cologne off of my hair"
>"but I don't want too!!"

I don't know why it touched me so much. But given the context, it's the most beautiful thing anyone has ever told me. We're still talking but eventually we'll have to drop it.
She gave me back hope that I was gonna make it in love, and with that, in life.