Why are cucumbers so 10/10 god tier? Is this the secret veggie that god hid in front of our eyes?

Why are cucumbers so 10/10 god tier? Is this the secret veggie that god hid in front of our eyes?

>47 calories for a whole cucumber
>great keto snack, 11 carbs for an entire cucumber
>god tier with seasoning
>can be grilled, fried, or eaten raw
>refreshing taste
>dirt cheap (2 for 1$)
>shove it up your ass for a makeshift dildo
>fiber/10
>tastes amazing
>good with avacados
>good with water
>good for skin and eyes

I could go on and on, but there's a line limit. 10/10 cutting food/10.

They are pretty good but give me a burning after taste in my throat no homo

ikr!

you forgot your favorite OP, you can stick them in your ass like a raging homo

OP might be a faggot but at least he can read.

>>shove it up your ass for a makeshift dildo

Pretty sure i said that

He got that.

You might be mildly allergic. Cucumbers are a lesser known, but still common, food allergy.

Cucumbers are fine, but don't have shit on brocoli, kale and spinach

They are pretty sweet if you want to practice giving head though

> ignores the inb4, gets trashed by
Justice was served.

you forgot to mention that cucumbers contains substances that cleans your liver from metal poisoning

>cucumbers was served

cucumbers all round everyone!

>(2 for 1$)
Or you can grow your own for the same price and get a lot more. Even if you live in an apartment, cucumbers are easy as fuck to grow.

>Justice was served.

keyboard warrior? lol

> Made with cucumber; serve with slice of cucumber.
You're not drinking vodka on your cut, are you?

>cucumber
>vodka
>picture of gin label

Is actually confusing for you?

Cucumber is an alchohol too? All the reason to eat more.

You can make alcohol from pretty much any veggie. Pepople have make alcohol from beets and peppers.

Used to infuse flavor, after fermentation.

or if you're OP, you can shove them up your ass

They're first cheap if you grow your own. I have so many right now that I give away grocery bags full of them.

What do you grow them in?

In his anus, obviously.

Is this a new meme?

A garden. They take a bit of room so I suppose most people don't have this option. You may be same to grow then in a large pot though. They grow on vines like gourds so they need surface area to grow

>buy cucumber
>slice it
>the delicious soft inner part is tiny

I FUXRKING LOVE CUCUMBER