Why are cucumbers so 10/10 god tier? Is this the secret veggie that god hid in front of our eyes?
>47 calories for a whole cucumber >great keto snack, 11 carbs for an entire cucumber >god tier with seasoning >can be grilled, fried, or eaten raw >refreshing taste >dirt cheap (2 for 1$) >shove it up your ass for a makeshift dildo >fiber/10 >tastes amazing >good with avacados >good with water >good for skin and eyes
I could go on and on, but there's a line limit. 10/10 cutting food/10.
Connor Jones
They are pretty good but give me a burning after taste in my throat no homo
Charles Russell
ikr!
Thomas Bailey
you forgot your favorite OP, you can stick them in your ass like a raging homo
Owen Martinez
OP might be a faggot but at least he can read.
Julian Long
>>shove it up your ass for a makeshift dildo
Thomas Garcia
Pretty sure i said that
Landon King
He got that.
Jayden Martin
You might be mildly allergic. Cucumbers are a lesser known, but still common, food allergy.
Isaac Sanders
Cucumbers are fine, but don't have shit on brocoli, kale and spinach
They are pretty sweet if you want to practice giving head though
Christian Brooks
> ignores the inb4, gets trashed by Justice was served.
Austin Lewis
you forgot to mention that cucumbers contains substances that cleans your liver from metal poisoning
Julian Jones
>cucumbers was served
cucumbers all round everyone!
Elijah Phillips
>(2 for 1$) Or you can grow your own for the same price and get a lot more. Even if you live in an apartment, cucumbers are easy as fuck to grow.
Camden Russell
>Justice was served.
keyboard warrior? lol
Levi Jackson
> Made with cucumber; serve with slice of cucumber. You're not drinking vodka on your cut, are you?
Lucas Smith
>cucumber >vodka >picture of gin label
Jordan Ortiz
Is actually confusing for you?
Jose Flores
Cucumber is an alchohol too? All the reason to eat more.
Jackson Parker
You can make alcohol from pretty much any veggie. Pepople have make alcohol from beets and peppers.
Oliver Martinez
Used to infuse flavor, after fermentation.
Carson Baker
or if you're OP, you can shove them up your ass
Aiden Stewart
They're first cheap if you grow your own. I have so many right now that I give away grocery bags full of them.
Bentley Turner
What do you grow them in?
Levi Wilson
In his anus, obviously.
Lincoln Clark
Is this a new meme?
Julian Scott
A garden. They take a bit of room so I suppose most people don't have this option. You may be same to grow then in a large pot though. They grow on vines like gourds so they need surface area to grow
Jonathan Adams
>buy cucumber >slice it >the delicious soft inner part is tiny