What do you think of Dan Bilzerian his Instagram page looks like a joke you would find in Grand Theft Auto

Then what are you doing here? Leave

>Then what are you doing here?
I'm talking about Dan Bilzerian.

when will they learn?

If he says he's 5'9", you be sure he's 5'7" max.

He's talking about Dan Bilzerian. Do you have brain damage?

>lives off his daddy's money
>hangs around paid bimbos and acts alpha
>plastic surgeries to look like le manly man

He is a faggot

Beta virgins

He seems incredibly insecure and constantly hoping someone notices him.

Still, when you think about it he doesn't have to worry about the same things most of us do. Job security, financial freedom, rent money or mortgage, insurance, etc.

Sometimes I wonder if trading lives with a vain insecure bastard that can do virtually anything he wants or go anywhere he pleases would be a better life than this.

If I had that much money I'd just build a grand old home gym with Eleiko bumper plates and lift all day.

Defending him on the internet will not make your daddy rich as well user
And that's all he's really got over us

then get off our board normie.

I remember him having a YOU'RE JUST JELLY BRO freakout when someone commented that all the girls in his pictures were prostitutes, it made me realize that he was just a beta who can afford to front. It would actually be depressing having so much money that the only people around you would be thirsting for your wealth, but the way he deals with that insecurity (by acting like a toolbox) is cringeworthy.

What's the deal with his armpits? Does he have just several hairs there or what's going on?

You realize this faggot beats women, and has had three (3) . . . ! ! ! 3 3 3 heart attacks before even reaching 32.

You are such a fag

Guys, leave me alone.
Stop teasing me.

Hi Dan.

Veeky Forums on suicide watch

Candytoes sure looks like shit.

Beards are pretty much make-up for guys

didn't he pay to play a navy seal bit-part in some movie? He failed BUDs if I remember, I have him on snapchat and he seems pretty chill sometimes, but it's hard to look at any of his stuff without just seeing a product, which is all he is, he's a social media product that shills other people's products using a fake lifestyle.

guy on left aint Bilzerian
Hes some Shitty rapper from Lithuania named "reperis Maksas''

>have all the freedom in the world
>relegate yourself to a air conditioned cube to pick things up and put them down all day

Yep, you're retarded

Does that mean she's a prostitute?

Yes, I think failing to get into Navy Seals is what made him turn towards hedonism.

90% of instagrams models have sugar daddies who pay to "date' them

lookup seekingarrangements in your area. You'll probably spot some girls from your class

He looks like shit without his beard, no wonder he grew it

>lookup seekingarrangements in your area
wow that's awful

That roid belly is gross.
If you are a rich faggot who doesn't have to work anyway, why bother with roids and not turn working out into a fun part time job?

because he didn't earn his money thru hard work and dedication. so why should he change his methods?

Nah, she aged like milk.

Some facts;
He abuses drugs, has had heart surgery or some bullshit or if i remember right he had a heart-attack etc..
Washed up navy seal bum, didn't make it past training and thinks of himself as high class

>not giving your last dime to fuck montale and maddie
cmon lad

why does he wear the beard?

>why
look at roid bros and natty bros
roid bros are gross looking, swole in all the wrong places
natty bros look like beautiful tight knots ok tanker anchor ropes

>All those girls above 25

Sorry roasties, you're past your best

3 heart attacks before 32
Tons of cosmetic surgery
Literally shills products for a living while spending the money Daddy is in jail for embezzing

>his Instagram page looks like a joke you would find in Grand Theft Auto.

He's definitely a caricature of a man, that's for sure. He's rich and living life the way he wants to though, who can fault him for that?

he failed the navy seals to join the CIA

id cum on kendras tattoos
ccxx has a bretty nice butt

these girls are pretty much escorts right?

Does anyone have a gif or webm of him throwing the whore off of the roof?
It was all fun and games, he meant to toss her into the pool, but he missed and she got hurt and sued, etc etc.
Can get away with shit if you have money, though.
>Pic unrelated

>not giving your last dime to fuck montale and maddie
this is maddie, $3000 a month for 25+ aged girl who has used some blur in the photo to hide imperfections
>these girls are pretty much escorts right?
yes, private escorts

Insecure trust fund baby
A living breathing stereotype in every imaginable way. Losers and retards envy and drool over his prostitutes and $

>id cum on kendras tattoos
she looks worse in the bigger picture, also $10,000

"Someone that is not high maintenance. Thats looking for a woman to take to dinner occasionally. Private time together but have their own other life but enjoy me on regular agreement...."
so pretty much for casual sex

>Can get away with shit if you have money, though.
Be glad you were born so early and are able to see rich people die, which is very satisfying, knowing they have all that money and still grow old and sick and dead.
In couple of decades biological immortality will become possible for the wealthy and they will be able to party and stay young forever, while you grow old weak and sick, while still having to waste a big part of that limited life span you have on a job you hate and never get to do any of that awesome stuff which fucks do all the time. Knowing that will make you even more depressed.
Just be glad man you aren't a future kid, be glad.

Jesus Christ those tits

Why not just buy a whore for $200 that looks just like that?
Nobody wants to hang out with chicks for talking anyway

>not being maddies Daddy
lad don't let her down
Kinda sorta some of these rich guys just want somebody to hangout with. my friend uses it and swears the guy giving her $1grand a month never fucked her. they just talk for hours about his boring life and shit.
tho she has a friend who makes 5grand a month and gets fucked 4x a week by some real estate investor so yeah private escorts

Would only pay that amount if she lets me over head press her right over the west gate bridge.

I just love that info bar:
Education: Some college
Because they know nobody gives a fuck about that anyway, they just want a flesh hole to fuck

HOLY SHIT I JUST FOUND MY EX-GF ON THIS SITE WTFFFFF

Absolutely sickening, it's piss, it's revolting. Just imagine how much she makes a year from rich old men.

>practical
>up to $3,000 monthly
>no sex
the girls on this site seem to believe they are something more than prostitutes

Eyes change colors when your beard grows. Cool

I masturbate several times a week while imagining myself as a hot young girl who gets used exactly like that.
She is literally living my ultimate dream and making lots of money doing that.
Even if you werent into this, If you were a hot girl and had to pick between flipping burgers and flying in private jets, stuffing yourself with caviar, in echange for swallowing necro loads, you would do it as well.

Dude if you use tinder you all know the no sex thing is just to save face.
what if somebody recognizes her and sees on her profile shes advertising sex
she probably does anal and shit

>I masturbate several times a week while imagining myself as a hot young girl who gets used exactly like that.

lmao I'm done

aka shes a hooker

is that after or before she gets spread like a wallet?

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

I want a real true man.
but only if he has lots of money, otherwise you can fuck off
and although i will let him pay me for sex, i am by some strange magic not a whore
ok

>Beards are pretty much make-up for guys
And that is why I have one.

>guys
shit, i meant gays

Being jelly is very ugly, dude.

It's not even just that he's a trust fund babby. His dad is a white collar criminal who did time in the 80s

He fugged Claire Abbott so I'm slightly jealous

Their hoards of sugardaddies sure don't think so.

Whats the monthly rate on anya?
Shes pretty hambeast but sometimes you just want a wet hole to dump your seed.

negotiable, so anything they can get

Is there anything for $50 month? I can't afford any more after bills and rent

>Alpha beard man meme
>Shaves all of his body hair

Chinless incel coping with prostitutes because he missed out on prime JBs.

let me just... ah here's one for cheap, she'll even pay you to spend time with her

JUST FUCKING LMAO

And just think, this THING will STILL have an INFINITELY easier life than most of Veeky Forums, just because it's (apparently) a woman.

So maybe start the movement to stop being degenerate pigs that will lavish attention on anyone for a place to holster their dick

this
why pay for it, when you can raep for free

>eyes too close and her nose is pretty wide
a nose job would do wonders

wtf is this shit, you pay a fee to have dates with her?

Meh.
Raping unattractive chicks is a bad idea. Sure I busted a nut and domniating and that primal animal need to take and impregnate a fertile woman was fulfilled.
But they go full stalker mode if...WHEN the cum. And they tend to cum a lot.

No, it's better to hire attractive whores who're just sexually and emotionally jaded enough to not get off on the tall dark huge dicked guy overpower and raping them raw and creamy fantasy.

>ugly chick
>rape
you can't rape the willing

Yeah, I know.
But having to put up with being stalked by a butterface who I fucked unconscious against her will is not awesome.

>probably does anal

For that kind of money she is, whether she likes it or not

spotted the manlet

>a few extra pounds
>that nose
>that mouth

I hope her only clients are disgusting obese weebs

I'm 5'5", so no.

>WEAK
>CHINNED
>MANLET

Is that rothbury-bitch supposed to be 35 years old? That bitch looks like she is pushing 50. What a joke. I would NEVER pay to date a woman, I could just as easy spend that money on a prostitute and get what I want right away. Some wet warm pussy. LOL that website is pathetic, a website for cucks.

prove it

>mfw this is real and people pay thousands of dollars for a girlfriend who will up and quit in a few years

>3k/month for coffee dates
holy fuck, we created this
we men are pathetic

He found himself in a lucky situation with his dad being a savage takeover artist in the 80s, and he's done well for himself from there.

I would be exhausted by his lifestyle of bangin slags and partying that much though