You're on your way to the gym & she blocks your path, what do?
You're on your way to the gym & she blocks your path, what do?
stomp on her like the horrible rat she is
Excuse of are you Taylor? I'm a huge fan! Can I get your autograph before going away? Thanks!
Slapbox that retard.
Tell her Seattle-looking ass to get back to Starbucks with the rest of the baristas
Compliment her shades
get on my knees and try to get a whiff of dat pussy
>she's a almost a foot taller than you
t-thats my fetish anyways...
tell her she doesn't need no bra for those polyethylene titties
bust out my phone & play famous
Whip out my bbc heard she likes bbc.
Eat that snake up like a fucking mongoose
Get a firm grip on her cameltoe, look her dead in the eyes and ask: "Where's the beef?" Leave her dazzled and confused and go lifting.
>dazzled
dazed
Fuck autocorrect!
Kek
raperino
>Excuse of are you Taylor?
In other words, you would drop your spagetthi
Grab her by the throat
compliment her on that tasteful cameltoe
nattylickaroo.jpg
s-sorry...
denigrate her for being the daughter of a known member of the illuminati
*tips kufi*
>woman, leave this place, and go back to your farm once you get your clitoris excised. A woman's pleasure is an invention of the western devils
>excuse me taylor
probably all I'd say
>excuse me*
damn phone
I would smirk, make eye contact, and flex my massive biceps. She would of course start salivating from her puss, and the sheer force of her feminine lust would send her flying into the sky, only to be burned away and desenegrated as she falls back into the atmosphere.
Walk through her and shove her to the side a la assassin's creed
kek
>desenegrated
Hey Tayor, i was in /b/ that night, i'm the doubles guy.
Ask for autograph to sell on ebay- go in- work out- if she is still there on the way out -get her back to mine- fuck - win - go on with life
*pushes her aside*
"back the fuck off????"
>ask her to come with me to the gym
>ask her to spot me on my roflmao2pl8 bench
might just work
Ram it in her arsehole
breed Aryan children with her
Shit in her hands and force her to clap. I'd shout "perform for me monkey woman." Obviously
I inform her of her toe.
Its rumoured that taytay is boring in bed btw
ghost her like a mother fucker because i am not chad
kiss
What's ghost her mean m8
start crying out of anxiety
tell her to put some panties on
Hey man you're fine. I still empty my bowels at contact.
It means he's an autist that would just spaghetti over any female that wandered within 15 feet of his stench radius.
Why would you do this
Run
oh shit imma be her next album.jpg
I'm trying to workout not stare at her for an hour trying to figure out what it's shaped like.
Throw a pokeball
>snek
>not utilizing the increased test production from working out in taylor swift's presence to get unprecedented gains
what the fuck are you doing
Taylor pls
I get more test production from the real milfs than you looking like a 40 year old soccer mom who just got divorced.
Nah, better as dazzled.
Clean and jerk, but not necessarily in that order.
Ask why she is being a bitch for no reason
n-nice shades t-tay tay
You're 4'10?
:^)