My boyfriend is into fitness too, user

>my boyfriend is into fitness too, user
>he can bench press almost as much as he weighs!
>I bet you guys would really get along :)

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I seen that faggot doing curls in the squat rack.
Fuck off.

*glares are at and does that eyebrow thing that The Rock does only manlier*

>using my AT&T waifu for shitty format thread

I'd beat you to death with my bare hands if you were in front of me right now

>*laughs heartily* anyone should be able to bench their bodyweight easily. if he's not benching at least two P.L. eight he's a dyel.

>tfw this happened to me
>they end up doing 2 hours of HIIT and cardio
>>i thought you guys wanted to lift weights
>oh yeah i was gonna but i dont wanna get too big. it might slow me down
>>b-but I out cardio'd you..

Do hot girls give their bfs rimjobs eagerly?

Ha... cool... we should all hang out sometime...

>mfw I take her and her boyfriend to the gym and out lift him in front of her

Women are stupid and as long as you don't try to impress them too much, you are set

>bench press almost as much as he weighs
>almost as much as he weighs
>almost
lol what a faggot

>That's pretty impressive for 450 lbs! Is he on GOMAD?

men don't weight under 200lbs, so 2 lmao8pl8 bench is bw for people that aren't bitches.

>this is what fat fucks tell themselves

found the manlet

I'm gonna steal her boyfriend

that feeldiddlydil when no fitness bf

Y..you, too

>weighs 120
>mfw

fucking kek

Lol, my gf was telling me about this a few days ago.

>gf is 5'3
>works with a dadbod manlet who is about her height, maybe an inch or two taller
>he constantly mentions that hes taller than her
>he starts making "jokes" about how pretty she is etc.
>soon becomes obvious he is hitting on her
>she basically laughs her ass off talks down on him so much when telling me about this stuff
>"its so cute" she says
>says she puts him down hard naturally without even trying because she doesn't see someone that short with any potential at all
>he tells her about how hes been going to the gym lately
>she shows him videos of me deadlifting 550lbs and doing muscle ups

I actually feel bad for the guy a bit. He's trying pretty hard to impress her.

>*tips gallon of whole milk*

>showing videos of your boyfriend in the gym

I'm a girl and I find girls who do that are idiots

>he can bench press almost as much as he weighs!
That's fucking nothing OP if that's your definition of strength please do everyone a favor and kill yourself

She was talking to the manlet about gym and that I've been going for years.
He asked what kind of lifts I do, so she showed him examples.

Who cares what girls think about other girls, you're all fake and mentally unstable when it comes to talking about each other.

lol dude, I'm 6'2 and weighed around 175 before I even started working out. Granted I wasn't super skinny, I was no lard ass either. You're just a manlet m8.

>ugh, I don't belong to you, user
>besides, Treyshawn really cares about me

Your girlfriend is a basic bitch

Mine does

Delet this

>550 lbs

Is this what fatties tell themselves?

manlet detected.

>you're "dead lifting"? That looks... hard
>Chad is going to teach me to do curls. His biceps are sooo big :)
>just find us when you're done... "power lifting"

>implying chicks want guys with twigs for legs

this, my sister laughs at guys who have big upper body and chicken legs

>Sure, got any pics of his dick? (no homo)

You do know why she is telling you about him? She is probably secretly wet for him. This is her trying to throw you off the scent.

Girls get hit on all the time, if she didn't really care for his advances she wouldn't have said anything to you. Like yeah, just another day in the office.

I got a rimjob from a prostitute once. I didn't even ask her to. It opened my world to something I never thought was possible.

>only 2 pl8
>not a bitch

I honestly benched that at 17 and 150 pounds

...

>On the bench at the gym
>Some guy waiting for a bench
>Mid set his gf shows up and they start whispering and sniggering
>I finish my set and stare at him for a good 5 seconds
>my balls were hanging out my shorts

...

Your gf is a cunt. She also shows the dude she's fucking pictures of your tiny dick pics and laughs

>my sister
Pics?

She's buttering you up so when she finally does say "Hey babe I'm going out after work for some drinks with my coworkers. DOn't worry, midget man will be there lololol" You don't feel threatened or worried, all the while she's banging that strange dick because she's tired of the same old doggy style and sideways fuck you give her. She wants something knew, if that means banging some guy who basically begs, bitches love that, then that's how it is. Women love when a guy keeps begging, it means when she finally gives in she'll still feel like she has the upper hand and that she's doing a good deed. He'll eat her out.

Or they see it as a confidence booster and you can playfully brag about it to your partner. When I get hit on, it tends to make my day.

nigga I get this is a meme but I bench my bodyweigh and I'm DYEL as fuck.

Like I give a fuck if that happens.

Yeah women love beggars but they don't fuck them.
They fuck the types that never give them power, which I don't.

If she cheated on me I would just leave her and find someone else, not hard.

It's 70kg, for reference.

>People will actually respond to this post as if it's the wrong answer.

By default guys shouldn't care about someone that cheats on them unless they're married because they can just leave.

Does he slowly work his way up to ramming right into her cervix until her mind goes blank and she's begging for more like the Mesopotamia she is and then she also gets pregnant and mind broken in the end? If not, then your ntr fan fic is quite lacking

Want to know how I know you're a big fucking cuck?

delete this

Because not having an emotional connection with your girlfriend is gay.

Have you ever been in a committed relationship?

I hope that faggot weighs over 150 kg

Breaking it off after they cheat doesn't mean you never had an emotional connection. That's a stupid assumption.


>In love with GF
>She cheats on you
>You find out
>Realize that you were in love with someone that didn't respect and love you
>Leave because it is unsalvageable and de facto toxic

My hottest gf ever loved - LOVED - rimming the shit out of me. Man I miss her . . .

>tfw bench press 275
>tfw weight 245
someone wake me up from this life

Superman and Spider-Man aren't single though

You must be ugly af

Genuinely hot chicks get hit on so many times its annoying to them

stop giving me bonner

They ain't married

>haha yeah I bet he has a sweet ass
>no homo

so how about those videos then bruh?

>ha yeah he does, his butt is so cute!
>he's always asking me to lick it :o
>lol boys are so weird!
>the things I do for love...

Girls who try to get you to be friends with their boyfriends are the type of girls who date their ex's friends. She is just holding you in reserve until she drops her current boyfriend.

Stay away from these manipulative cunts.

>bigstock
4 u?

Is this what you think women sound like?

You are 12.

liar

I fucking cringed hard

Please stop posting

Jesus Christ, somebody OD'd on the MGTOW Red Pill.

Speaking of: Is it okay to do OHP in the squat rack? If not, where can I do them at?

I also wonder about this.

Ayup. I didn't see a stupid questions thread so here I am.

More importantly - is it ok to receive rimjobs when doing OHPs?

Clean it.

it is absolutely ok

Elaborate.

see
clean before you get rimmed in the rack

Bop it.

Clean and press

youtube.com/watch?v=D_75w1x80S8

Twist it

Oh cool, ask him if he wants to hang out! My friends and I are going out this Saturday, let me know if you'd like to join us!

What an odd thing to say while I'm raping you.

Hmmm on one side she IS a bitch... but on the other I would be careful just in case

Otherwise you will get manletcucked

Ultra kek

No. Just not shit genetics mixed with a lifetime of playing sport

manlet detected

>brown eyes
Fuck off Lily I don't even know you

cuck fantasies

too real

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