When you do a big poo and the toilet water splashes up and goes in your anus

>When you do a big poo and the toilet water splashes up and goes in your anus

This is why you prepare your toilet by first dropping in 3 sheets of toilet paper.

Didn't you take poop sciences in school?

At least you have a toilet.

t. Pajeet

>When your gf shuts the door, trapping poo smell in the bathroom and you walk in to pick your nose in front of the mirror

> When your poo is bigger than the drain

Fucking how? My butt can't stretch that much, can it?

go search for bad dragon videos

LITERALLY shitposting.
>bump

>This is why you prepare your toilet by first dropping in 3 sheets of toilet paper.

THIS

but you gotta put it in gently so that the paper is still fairly dry by the time you poop. otherwise it's pointless.

Once again German engineers save the world.

>inb4 but it smells
Don't be a faggot.

What if when I drop big ass log and it doesn't slide down?

It is not supposed to slide down. It stays on the tray. You flush it down.

what. the. fuck.
Germans are sick robot people. fucking disgusting

It is commonly used for households with older people, you can inspect your poo and take samples for the doctor

I got the same model so that my femdoms can leave their shit for me to scoop up afterwards

patrician as fuck

>Literally /b/ 2.0 with gay jokes

Kinda what he said:
They literally save lifes.
>aunt feels like shit some time ago
>goes to doctor, he doesn't find anything
>goes to one of these toilets they still have in the basement
>her shit, seen for the first time in quite some time, is full of blood
>runs to hospital, seems she had some internal bleeding that could have easily killed her

>he doesn't use poop scissors

but in designsted shitting streets no water splashes up towards your anus

>when you go to sit down to take a shit and your dick gets toilet water on it.

>When you're visiting your aunt for a week and get naked and fap on the toilet of the half-bathroom while she's at work but half way through, your asshole pushes out and you fart and feel like shitting and you want to fap but you're not sure that you want to be degenerate enough to start fapping while shitting

Enjoy your skidmarks and poopy toilet brush

Not water, but what about the piss/shit water running 24/7?

AKA "Neptune's kiss".

Use landing strip.

My anus closes after the turd comes out.

You've done too much anal if it's staying open for water to splas in.

>when you go to take a poo and the tip of your dick dips in the water

>Shitting out a big one
>PLOP
how do you not like this feel breh

There is no cure.

I usually just fling mine over my shoulder.