Cheating /frauds/ generally

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Is it worth bothering with darknet for buying gear?
I looked at alphamarket I think it was, and the selection of gear wasn't particularly good compared to regularweb sites.

How do you ausfags get your doc to do bloods? Or do you just go it by feel?

no

clearnet is better in every single way: cheaper, more accountability, more product, more reliable product, etc

use dark markets for recreational drugs. there's no reason to bother for prescription shit

online labs is how

private MD labs, female hormone panel

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holy shit mast watch this

I don't think we have anything like that in aus, private md labs is American

I live in Brissie mate. I just go into my docs ( I have a separate one that I use just for gear related questions and scripts) and tell him what I want. Obviously get it bulk billed. You can also farm for a decent doctor who will prescribe you AIs and accutane.

> work hardest job at UPS aside from drivers but they make 10X what I do
> get a pack of new hires every week, they usually quit the 1st or 2nd day, walk off the job, estimate 1 in 50 make it to 30 days
> have to find and read little numbers on packages moving down a crowded 7-ft wide conveyor belt then move each package to the correct truck and location in truck based on numbers
> and fit it somehow in the tiny truck, the hard part
> 12 seconds per package, some are 150 lbs, some are 12 ft long, some break open, some are bullshit that takes 2 minutes
> supervisors are constantly up my ass over misloads, ie. package for truck 213 accidentally in 214, which is easy to happen when you load 1000-1600 packages over 4 hours in a 100-degree sweat shop

> hot girl started today, she mirrin'
> as soon as she started working and gawking at me, I started misloading AF, often thought I was in truck 213 when I was in 211 and etc
> have to help the new hire next to me as well with 3 more trucks because he's cool and I'll drown in packages if I don't
> they're going very easy on her but I know there's little chance she'll survive the first week
> have a gf anyway and UPS keeps giving me the hardest shit so I have no time to talk

Our forefathers were right, it is best to keep hot women out of the workplace. We want them there but they are simply distracting on a primal level. Additionally, it is inevitable they acquire a management position and fuck everything up.

Mossad!
Questions:
What ever happened to that dick stretcher thing you were wearing - any results?
What is your latest protocol on saving hair?

Do they mark down gear on your records?

Yes - that's why I went to a different doctor. You want to come to the conclusion with him that you are doing this regardless (pinning test) and that you are interested in harm minimization.
He will you give you his uneducated speech about gear being cancer - but just tell him you have thoroughly researched it before deciding.

Can't that fuck up future employment though?

Sounds like your job could be easily automated

When should you start taking asin on your first cycle? Wiki recommends 12.5 e3d but shouldn't you start off slower seeing as the test takes 4 weeks to kick in?

>cycle

>2 weeks into prop/ace
>+20% Overall Confidence
>+15% Aggression
>+10% Aesthetics
>Feel like a human pin cushion

Cardio bunny came up to me and apologized for leaving kettle bells out after she did lunges. I couldn't stop my music in time to talk to her.

In theory when she came up to talk to me and i immediately pulled my phone out and was staring at it to stop the music I think I probably fucked up.

>blasting and cruising from the get go

Even if I was just going to cruise after this the question is still relevant

>not starting out on a cruise of test and add compounds/up the test every time you blast

What do people here have against cycling?

tfw when gf secretly watched porn to improve her blowjob skills.

impressive

Why do you think she is in that wheelchair

Why are you working that job, you're too smart for that. Are you still in school or what?

any of you guys try no-fap on test-e.?

shits hard mang

He ditched me but he said he left fraud cuz he was annoyed by retard anons

I think

this

lmaoooo

Check your email brah

Natty canario here who probably will do a little test cicle.

Why is Canarias in the meme? Its specially easy to get roids here?

I mean I guess so for everyone here are babyweights thors, but is that much?

hey is it cool to talk about research chemical serms here?

estp come live with me in toronto

Ima feed you a steady supply of opiates and dick

Were you too much of a degen for your love story to evolve

Yeah it's easy, be ready to pay a lot on the other hand

I offer quebec

just as lively as Toronto but with cheaper rent, utilities and drugs

you have to deal with frenchies though

It will be soon. There's literally no purpose for unskilled workers today.

The frenchies are the worst

Back off bucko she's mine

there's one good reason

you don't want to deal with a population mad about the fact that there are no longer enough jobs for everyone

>666
Stop tempting me satan

I think so

I'm not suuper sure what happened he kinda just freaked out over the phone and we haven't talked since

Most likely I did something but lacking self awareness no idea what it was. I thought I was pretty sugary sweet to him

I was going to order some raws from a colored animal. What do you guys think I should throw in? I've already got 50g test cyp and some cialis/Viagra. Maybe some proviron to run 100mg/Ed?

Genocide, yaaaaaay!

Come on you know you want to

Quit. I'm serrious.
I used to work FedEx, and it was the same terrible shit.
It was an amazing feeling not going to work.

get test e instead of cyp
dont get proviron
some oral maybe?
deca? tren? eq?

I ran out of nootropics a few weeks ago. Slowly losing my nosleep abilities.

Seems they were the reason I could function like I did anyway.

Been off them for months, started feeling it about 4 months after quitting. Took my last few 3 weeks ago. Fine again.

And I now need sleep again. Fml. I ordered enough to last me 6 months now tho.

Yeah I might switch to e because the cyp stock is probably old. Maybe I'll add some mast but I'm not sure if it'll fuck my hairline so I don't want to buy a lot. Maybe I'll add a little tren e too.

Never ran deca or eq and the only oral I want to try is epi but brick's came back at 61% because it was old and degraded.

>craigslist trap asks for help with molly
>fine
>asks for more money to pay for the room & viagara after
tf? why is getting my dick sucked so hard?

Thinking about doing a adrol blast. What's the highest I should think about going?

100mg for a year

I used to drink stella and all it does is make me and the mrs argue and i've hit her a few times which im ashamed of.

would also taking steroids have an adverse effect on my mood when i down a few tinnies after work? or should i not drink and take steroids

200mg but you might die. I think Jerry has been doing 100mg ED for a while.

...

>Drinking

Plebe tier activity m1888

>Stella

Just say beer. That's what it is.

Sup brehs been like 3 months

I see ESTP is back, will coach and bimbo ever return? Are we losing all our specimens until all that's left is masT?

Amsterdam? I'm going to fly back over in the fall for a couple days because I love that city.

She looks pretty decent too, remember what place that was? Maybe we can be distant Eskimo brothers.

My biggest concern is how should I split up dosing. If they're 50mg each one upon waking and one before workout? Or one before sleep? Workout and sleep are like 4 hours apart btw

Kek. It was Antwerp. Amsterdam is boring as hell to me.

Smaller, but more beautiful. And Yes I remember where this was.

About 20 seconds from my favourite club and 5 minutes from the "beach"

It's in the middle of the red light district.

all of it preworkout

They have a good RLD there?

Probably just 100mg preworkout.

If I do 5000iu hCG in one shot will it make my balls the size of grapefruits?

Any experience with hMG?

it would be extremely painful

youtube.com/watch?v=xMs_Acdb-F4
still waiting for your video mast

>that feel when the shirt that previously had loose sleeves is now gripping tight on your arms
it's an amazing kind of feel

shut the fuck up nobody cares about your little snarky comments

I asked a question and expect an answer, not someone just picking apart my question you retarded fucking cunt

i bet you dont even fight, where you at

Wew loose cannon

What's a good way to stand a girl up and make her feel like shit?

Actually i was on it, yesterday, Showing crazy striations. Only dicks and jelly men, that banned me

zero woman? Maybe it was the wrong time.

I used to go in the midnight when i was still studying, lot of woman showing tits and ass , but i can't now because i need to go to work the next day

Make plans to meet somewhere. Say it's a double date, and then bring a girl with you.

Eyyyy help me plot against women por favor.

Look at her stomach and make a vague look of disgust, then quickly look away.

>Make plans to meet somewhere. Say it's a double date, and then bring a girl with you.
Lmao that's pretty good. Girl I bring would have to be in on it.
Ehh she's actually in good shape and has a very nice body.

Ignore her

buttcoin

Do the long con
Marry her but leave her at the alter

buttcoin

>Ehh she's actually in good shape and has a very nice body.
That's not a problem with the plan.
It'll make her neurotic. lol

Only after dating for 5 years to really get her believing.

These godly black genetics are obviously superior to white ones, don't you agree?

instagram.com/p/BJrQLvJjWEh/

It's not even a question. There genetics are superior to ours

17 years old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>but he's using more stuff than uss.
LMAO

>had to buy a phone because the 2.5 I dropped on the floor landed awkwardly
>cracked the screen
>down to my last vial of test
>can't re up when I planned to
where do I sign up to do gay porn? or suck dicks for money?
estp do you have any tips?

probably 14-16 year old over here.

BUT HE UPPED THE DOSE

muhhh trenn

HOLY SHIT

I want fucking adderal, how the fuck do I get it in a 2nd world country ;_;

>2nd world

They regulate it even?

are you the pussy one?

damn son times have changed

come to toronto i'm waiting for you bby

I'll pick you up at the airport, lemme know

If you mean the female yeah otherwise no clue what you're referencing

Pay for my ticket jeeez

dis

>Ignore her
That's what she does to me the cunt. I'm trying to get her back.
Epic Revenge but way too much money just to get back at some dumb slut.
Are you going to help me? I need your souless evil revenge skills right now.

Oh. Yeah

Forgot about that

Green text me the situational deets I've been awake all day/night smoking meth gotta spoon feed me info

i'd eat that even i heard i'd be kinda dangerous for my health

but yeah yolo

Only dangerous for your wallet bb

do you have any pics where you don't look like a strung out whore? like where you'd look like just some slut instead of halfway dead?

no problem i could pay u with heroin

Uhhh
>grill who's tits you like (and I don't blame you) is ignoring me and being weird
>Already blew me off yesterday and won't tell me why
>I kinda blew her off today as revenge but I want to really get her back good
Probably would be easier to talk in private desu

Probably not

Well I'm not going to say no

Oh
I'm like zonked out but I'm going to work so if you wanted to chat about it on whatsapp I'll reply when I get to work in like a hour

why are you even here kek

Jumping on test was the single greatest choice I have made in the last 10 years.

That is all.

>That's what she does to me the cunt. I'm trying to get her back.
You already lost her, you trying to get her back while only give her more power and make you more beta

that's how woman work, sorry breh.

did my first pin today, as a low test beta I can't wait until this shit kicks in

How old are you seriously. You remind me of myself when i was 13 and was arguing with a girl and calling each other names.

just move the fuck on

look at the thickness, hmmm

In that limbo state of doing too many drugs without sleep and being ready to pass out but need to stay up to goto work for 3 hours so fraud is the only mental stimulation keeping me kinda awake til I can drop

I got coke left but my nose is so stuffed and raw I'm not even really feeling shit

> discriminating against a possible employee because of their health
It's 2016 brah, people fry for shit like that

work i guess you mean being a meatbag

who would even pay to fuck a dying junkie lel