if everyone on Veeky Forums was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you would literally be eating pavement in under a second
Christopher Murphy
think on
Tyler Sanchez
FOY
Anthony Thomas
wow....really makes you think... on
Isaiah Rivera
THE BIGGER THEY ARE THE HARDER THEY FALL
David Ross
pls don't dilute the value of our memes by posting them on other boards Thanks
Isaac Gomez
This is the third of my gimmicks that's grown too big for /brit/ and ended up spreading to other boards
I really am the gimmick lord
Nicholas Flores
GOOD POST!
Jonathan Bennett
>I would easily be the last man standing yeah sure
Joseph Martin
>Hey Faggots, >My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. >Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. >Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
David Myers
name the others
odds are they're actually mine.
Nolan Hernandez
What the fuck did you say about me you little bitch?
Jace Cook
>tfw 6'11 and built like a god
if everyone on Veeky Forums was put on a desolate island and forced to repopulate humanity my presence alone would emit so much testosterone and dominance that your bodies would pump estrogen and turn female just to accommodate my urge.
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little twinks and manlets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you would literally be sucking my cum as if it were whey.
picrelated, me with piano man.
Sebastian Kelly
Is this boardshorts?
Ayden Peterson
>tfw 10 foot 3 and built like a fucking tank
how dare you look at me motherfucker
Adrian Richardson
If we were put on desolate island the gear pumped fags would lose both their mass and masculinity as they're bodies dropped off of the steroids and their nuts shrank to the size of peanuts.
Most of these gear addled faggots would with massive steroid dependent lifts and bodies become sterile fuccbois who're weaker then the bear mode naturals, weekend warror dadbods, and ottermode calisthenics guys with smaller lifts and less mass.
You'd be dead inside of a fucking month.
Michael Anderson
>Most of these gear addled faggots would with massive steroid dependent lifts
I would hunt your dyel asses and chop your balls of for dhea, you don't need test to please my dick kid.
David Thompson
>tfw 6'1" and built like a cement and lead lined nuclear bunker, but don't need to fight because my family are multimillionaires, and any fight to the death would probably be sponsored by me anyway, so I sit back and watch you all die
David Thompson
Good job faggot. You would win in a hypothetical situation that will never happen.
>tfw 5'4" fat fuck
If everyone on Veeky Forums was forced into a spaghetti eating contest until exhaustion, i would easily be the last man standing, genuinely.
Joseph Hill
>implying 6'4 is tall Say that to my face, cuck. Oh wait, you literally can't. >tfw 6'7 bearmode and people online think they can take you
Nicholas Howard
>no one is posting pics of themselves
Jayden Hernandez
>>implying 6'4 is tall >Say that to my face, cuck. >Oh wait, you literally can't. >>tfw 6'7 bearmode and people online think they can take you
Nolan White
It's a meme you dip
James Scott
i see 3 before your post put your glasses on grandad
Kayden Mitchell
>Everyone on Veeky Forums is a big fat loser
>Well, except me, of course
Sebastian Reed
you're fucking big, where did you meet piano?
Sebastian Turner
Was zur Hölle hast Du kleine Bücknutte da gerade über mich gesagt? Nur damit Du es weißt: Ich habe beim KSK als Bester meines Jahrgangs abgeschlossen und habe an zahlreichen geheimen Kommando-Aktionen gegen Al-Khaida teilgenommen, außerdem habe ich nachweislich über 300 Gegner getötet. Ich bin in Gorilla-Kriegsführung ausgebildet und bin der beste Scharfschütze der gesamten Steitkräfte der Bundesrepublik Deutschland. Für mich bist du nicht mehr als ein weiteres Ziel. Ich werde Dich verfickt nochmal mit einer Präzision auslöschen, wie man sie auf dieser Erde noch nie gesehen hat, merk' Dir meine Worte. Du denkst, Du kommst damit durch, daß Du diese Scheiße über mich im Internet erzählst? Denk' besser nochmal drüber nach. Während wir sprechen habe ich Kontakt zu meinem geheimen Spionagenetzwerk in der ganzen Welt und deine IP wird gerade jetzt zurückverfolgt, bereite Dich also besser auf den Sturm vor, du Wurm. Den Sturm, der das erbärmliche Lichtlein auslöschen wird, das du dein Leben nennst. Du bist tot, Kleiner. Rechne überall und jederzeit mit mir, denn ich kann Dich auf über 700 Arten umbringen und das nur mit meinen Händen. Ich bin aber nicht nur umfassend im unbewaffneten Nahkampf ausgebildet, sondern habe auch Zugriff auf das gesamte Waffenarsenal der NATO-Streitkräfte – und ich werde es vollständig nutzen, um deinen miesen kleinen Arsch von diesem Kontinent zu putzen, du kleiner Scheißer. Hättest Du nur geahnt, welche entsetzliche Vergeltung dein kleiner "cooler" Kommentar auf dich herunterbeschwören würde; dann hättest du wohl die Fresse gehalten, hmm? Aber du konntest es Dir ja nicht verkneifen, hast es einfach getan und wirst nun den Preis dafür zahlen, du gottverdammter kleiner Vollidiot. Ich werde Dich mit meiner Wut zuscheißen und du wirst darin ertrinken. Du bist verfickt nochmal tot, du Wixer.
John Ross
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Leo Powell
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Adrian King
oh look it's the bears' show
pure poetry
Bentley Murphy
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
Jackson Thompson
good for you op i hope you pursue a career, because when they wake you up after you get btfo'd in a cage you'll realize it was all a dream.
Camden Mitchell
Shénme tā mā de nǐ tā mā de gāngcái shuō wǒ, nǐ zhè xiǎo biǎo zi? Wǒ huì ràng nǐ zhīdào wǒ bìyèle wǒ bān dǐngbù dì hǎibào tújí duì, wǒ yǐjīng cānyùle duì Al-Quaeda xǔduō mìmì túxí, wǒ yǒu chāoguò 300 zhèngshí shā sǐ. Wǒ zài dà xīngxīng zuòzhàn xùnliàn, wǒ zài zhěnggè měijūn dǐngbù de jū jí shǒu. Nǐ shì wǒ shénme dōu bùshì, dàn zhǐshì yīgè mùbiāo. Wǒ huì xiāomiè nǐ tā mā de chūlái jīngquè de xǐhuān, qízhōng cóng wèi zài zhège dìqiú shàng jiànguò de, jì zhù wǒ dehuà tā mā de. Nǐ yǐwéi nǐ kěyǐ táotuō shuō gǒu shǐ wǒ zài hùliánwǎng shàng? Zài xiǎng xiǎng, bèndàn. Zài wǒmen fāyán, wǒ liánxì wǒ de zhěnggè měiguó hé nín de IP jiàndié mìmì wǎngluò zhèngzài zhuīchá xiànzài ràng nǐ gèng hǎo de bàofēngyǔ zuò hǎo zhǔnbèi, qū. Zhè mǒle nǐ dǎ diànhuà gěi nǐ de shēnghuó kělián de xiǎo dōngxī de fēngbào. Nǐ tā mā de sǐle, háizi. Wǒ kěyǐ zài rènhé dìfāng, rènhé shíjiān, wǒ huì shāle nǐ de qībǎi duō tújìng, zhè zhǐshì wǒ de shuāng shǒu. Wǒ bùjǐn zài túshǒu gédòu guǎngfàn de péixùn, dàn wǒ yǒu jīhuì huòdé měi hǎijūn lù zhàn duì de zhěnggè āsēn nà, wǒ huì yòng tā lái qí zuìdà chéngdù wèi nǐ cā qù cǎn pìgu dàlù de liǎn, nǐ zhège húndàn. Zhǐyào nǐ néng zhīdào shénme xié'è de bàofù nǐ de xiǎo “cōngmíng” de pínglùn shì yǒuguān dǎdǎo zài nǐ shēnshang, yěxǔ nǐ huì chí yǒu nǐ tā mā de shétou. Dàn nǐ bùnéng, nǐ méiyǒu, xiànzài nǐ fùchū dàijià, nǐ zhège gāisǐ de báichī. Wǒ huì lā shǐ fènnù biànbù nǐ, nǐ jiāng tā yānmò. Nǐ tā mā de sǐle, lǎoxiōng.
Luis Williams
>if everyone on Veeky Forums was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death
..then the manlets would team up, the virgins would team up, the fatties would team up, the skellies would team up and you and 2 other Chad's will be the first ones out.
Julian Perry
Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.
Jace Baker
I'm 5'9 and a half. Weighing in at 180 and I'd put you on the ground and punch you up so fast your fucking head would spin bro. You would be wondering what happend, while looking around the ground for your teeth. I've dealt like boys like you before and you're the easiest to squash.
I'f you were semi aggressive, I'd give you a double leg take down with the speed of a praying mantis beheading it's mate.
If you were really aggressive and had the balls to throw the first punch i'd head and arm your face into the concrete.
After either of those scenarios, I'd mount you, punch you in the face a couple times, make a gun with my fingers, put my index finger to your head and say "boom, lights out mother fucker".
Then I'd do a full 360 and walk away with your girl like nothing happend. You hear me bitch boy?
Brody Cox
explain to me then
why are none of the best fighters 6 feet or taller?
lanklets btfo
Angel Torres
>implying frank yang the weirdo wouldn't beat the shit out of everyone with his bbc
Luis Harris
This one always gets me
Nathaniel Bennett
Maybe I'm too sleep deprived, but this thread has me laughing a lot
Asher Peterson
op's memeing but I know this feel.
Memes aside if any of you met me irl you wouldn't even be able to make eye contact with me.
Jordan Williams
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.
>all these pathetic runts ITT If ANY of you actually started on me or my girl irl I would cut your face so deep with a knife it would form a disgusting scar you would have to explain to everyone you met for the rest of your life, how you got utterly destroyed by a 5'8 half turk despite your "superior" "godly" figure Don't test my patience
Christopher Hernandez
5'10" DYEL by Veeky Forums standards. I'd fight you m8. I'm not afraid of some "brick house" stroking himself off in the third gayest post I've ever seen on Veeky Forums.
Jack Rivera
you're just better off slicing your carotid artery if you're half turk because you don't matter in life anyways