Dick Gains General

Not the same

Simple mate

You mash your cock for a while.

Take a photo flaccid then with a chubb.

Sell your bs method of "cock enhancement"

Theres only one non surgical way on increasing your length that has been proven

It's exactly the same. Enough is never enough.

Check out thundersplace, okaydick.com and pegym if you want to find out about it, or just Google jelqing. If you're interested I would reccomend trying JP's begginner routine.

>started 5"
>now 8"
>girth also increased
I just used one weird trick ..

im 4'7 x 5.2 and i've accepted my fate

help me bros

so how do i build a device for hanging with limited materials

>I like to anonymously talk about things I don't know anything about on the internet

do pushups but with a boner instead or your arms. It helps on girth.

penis-enlargement-manual.thundersplace.org/captns-wench.html

Bought everything on Amazon pretty cheap.

Assuming you mean 4.7x5.2 you can reach a good size by jelqing. Look into JP's begginer routine.

If you're going to do any of this stuff (and even if you're not) make sure to do tons of kegels. Helps get stronger erections.

has anyone tried the Jelq-free routine? Currently doing that. I'm 6*4.5, my goal is 7.5*5.5. Any tips appreciated

Just googled it. Seems good but not especially intense. How do you find it so far?

when i currently get an erection it's like the (1) on pic related. How do I change the erection angle? I want it to go more upwards, like (2)

no change in size, when I do squeezes my dick feels fat. I've just started out so I'll check my size in December and see if hopefully there are changes

why the fuck would you want it to go upwards

because, It's tough to have sex with my current angle :[
I can only do it in doggy. That too is tough.

The only thing ONLY THING that works for cock gains that won't end up fucking your dick up is stretching. Just pull your dick in all directions in a warm shower for 5 minutes everyday.
Kegels
Edging, meaning keeping your dick hard for over an hour through edging and not ejaculating.

Jequing is HORRIBLY dangerous and can lead to never being able to get a full erection again or keep an erection for long.

Not many can do it correctly without fucking themselves up or getting to zealous. It will ruin your dick completely.

I'm a smidgen over nine inches and have a girth of about 6 inches.

I started at 8.5ish inches and gained that extra half inch.
Believe me, if there was a safe way to give me that 6.5 inch girth without permafucking my dick up I would do it.
And yeah I heard about that one circus guy who used to tie his dick to his leg to keep it out of the way when he did his tumbling and ended up with a weird elephant dick.

my dick is bend/ curved to the left. is it possible it will straighten it through the described exercises?

That's a good sign.

Good luck!

>I'm a smidgen over nine inches and have a girth of about 6 inches.
Fuck off, seriously. Get The Fuck Out. Fucking faggot chad thunder dick. Everyone here is trying to improve upon their selves, and you just demotivate everyone because you're genetically gifted. I really hope your dick gets an STD, or ED. I hope you get raped by a pack of gorillas you fag

long time PEer (Penis enlarger).

Started at 5.5, I'm now 7.5 inches. Most of that in the last 9 months, although I fucked around doing bullshit for a couple of years first.

I do the following.
WOD; Big Pump x 10 mins ('big pump' means high pressure short time)
DLD's Newbie Routine - mattersofsize.com/forum/penis-enlargement-newbie-forum/1597-dlds-first-routine-i-gained-2-inches-with-this-routine-full-tutorial.html
TSO throughout the workout and to finish. trousersnakeoil.co/

I do that before work, after work and if I have time, before I go to bed. I used to do it once a day and I got hardly any gains, jsut a red dick. TSO heels the cock fast so I don't get any discolourisation and I can train hard more often. Which is the secret. Hard and often.

I also work my kegels against the suction of the pump, which is awesome (think kegeling without resistance is like just flexing your pecs, kegeling in the pump is like doing push ups... no comparison). I'm at a point now where I can rep out kegels and make myself hard whenever I like (strippers call this 'raising the flag').

The pump I use is cheap shit form ebay. I have a goliath bathmate... used it once. Pointless.
I've also used various traction methods. The absolute best of which (and the best way to gain cock) is to use a traction divice like pic related, with the VLC tugger attachment. It's fucking amazing and would allow you to stay in traction for hours and hours without pain. But you need to have hours and hours to wear it. You can't hide this stuff under clothes or do anything practical. I probably should wear it whenever I watch TV but it's not that straight forward.

So, DLD's newbie routing, TSO, and pumping whenever, as much as you can, is the best routine so far. Good luck!

okaydick.com/penis-enlargement-exercises

There are a list of exercises for that at the bottom of this page. Never tried any of them so I have no idea how well they work.

Show dick?

Are all of you just bullshitting or is this shit real? I here jelqing and kegels will fuck up your penis for life. I've thought about buying a bathmate or one of those extensor devices but I can never tell if it's all bullshit or not.

Average penor here, I want at least 7 to 8 inches

Same

>used it once. Pointless.

No wonder. I've had great results with jelqs and a bathmante.

Never tried one of the pullers though. Should look into stretching more.

This is amazing. Thanks for sharing. Have you noticed any girth gains from pumping?

It's real. It has its risks, but so does working out.

So then for a complete noob, what would be the safest and best thing to do? As a guesstimate I'm between 5inches and 5.5 inches length, don't know my girth. I just want a larger dick

It is pointless. It adds an additional level of comlication to what is essentially 'reduce athmospehric pressure around your cock'. It's not better than an air pump, but much more inconveneint.

I use the pump in order to breakdown the cells in my cock... like burning up muscles... then I use time spent stretching and jelqing to grow that space. Ideally I'd smash the cock then put it in traction (the way they break manlet legs and put them in traction to grow taller), but again, it's too conveluted to bother doing regularly.

If I was a shut in video game playing autist I'd just make a rule; if I'm gaming / watching TV alone, I put myself in traction. Most cacluators estimate about an inch growth in 1000 hours. I'm sure some of you guys could check your xboxes or whatever and it woudl tell you how many hours you've played, and you could translate that into inches you could already have... it could be motivational

getting a tiny asian waifu

youtube.com/watch?v=trsDd75Ti-E
Motivation

B-but I like high test ):

pic related

Check out JP's begginer routine, or the beginner routine mentioned in this post

you are my dick twin

Does the new length actually get hard like a normal dick? Are you losing sensitivity? Do you have to keep this up your entire life or else will it revert?

Jelqed on and off since I was 17, I'm 22 now. Longest I went consistently was about 7 months. Added pumping and stretching for periods of time as well. Never gained any length or girth. Lost some sensitivity for a while and made curve worse. Not at all worth it

Why do people who supposedly make these huge gains from jelqing on Veeky Forums never post proof?

All it would take is a before and after image but people never take one second to bother with it. Makes me think people just measure incorrectly to delude themselves into thinking they've made gains.

Check out good looking loser for proof.

because they fucked up their dicks and wanna drag a couple of dicks down with them

Probably because they don't have a pic of their dick 2 years old with a rule measure against it.

Search the related forums, they do.

So one thing is always missing in threads like this... pics. Lotsa guys claiming to grow an inch or two, but no evidence anywhere. Whenever it's brought up everyone always says to check the forums, but there's nothing there. Until there is a library of pics available where guys aren't bullshitting with measurements and angles, I won't be convinced. Or they do make gains but it's something like gaining half an inch if they pump for an hour twice a day and do a dozen different stretches and goes away in a couple days if they stop. However I've heard way too many stories of guys getting ED from stupid shit like this. To the guys in this thread insecure about their size pls don't fuck up your dingus because some guy sold you snake oil.

So bathmate is completely bullshit then? I was sold in the last thread and was about to buy it, guess I'll read more the links shared here

>Probably because they don't have a pic of their dick 2 years old with a rule measure against it.
Why not? If jelqing is this supposedly miracle penis enlarging thing i'd record and take a picture of every instance of growth i'd see.

If there was a safe and legit way to build dick you can bet your ass there'd be a huge industry built around that and it'd be widely used

but there isn't

I've head good and bad. Personally I'm looking into building my own.

Check out good looking loser

Dude, DLD was outed as a fraud years ago.

So Ive been on nofap and noporn for 4 weeks now

Taking an everyday dose of zinc,selenium,arginine,lecithin,pygeum and maca,also a disciplined edging regiment
Needless to say,my Balls ache to oblivion 24/7 as of now

Will a grill go OH WHAT THE FUCK when i spray a month and halfs worth of load all over her stomach and face?

Do they find alot of cum a turn on?

got about 30-35 ml last time i did this for 2 weeks

Is 6x6 good size?

Chode.

It's meme you dip, like penis inspection day and nofap

My dick is more angled up, been told by my girl it hits her g spot better but that could just be her

>mattersofsize.c
>.trousersnakeoil.co

Ayyyyyyyyy but girth>length amrite?

Sure whatever.

I'm sure its fine.

Because this board consists of pathological liars and dumb teenagers, everyones 6'5, 240+ 5%BF< just got out of engineering with 300k starting memes

lose weight.
280 pounds: ~5 inches
195 pounds: just shy of 7 inches.

:(

...

So you edge without busting a nut ? You do know that semen builds and and begins rotting over time ?
Not to mention you will probably cream your underwear while sleeping

Do doctors HATE you?

Rotting is a harsh word.

I think its more like gets absorbs by your body.

>yfw when you get to 10 inches

any help with this?

>more like gets absorbs by your body
are you retarded?

I really don't know what you're trying to say with rotting semen. Naturally saved up unused semen is going to just get recycled by your body like anything.

>Naturally saved up unused semen is going to just get recycled by your body
No, that's not how the body works

Pls explain reverse kegels. What, why and how?

I'm taking ZMA and multivitamin. Is this good for my dick?

Ur mom said it was great

Hello, Errol Flynn.

That's how normal dicks look

What some foods that increase libido ? It's been months since I saw my girlfriend and I want to be ready to destroy her at extreme levels. I'm already hard when I think of her but still want to amplify the hornyness

It actually is. How evolutionary disadvantageous do you think it would be to naturally let part of your body rot instead of using the perfectly good nutrients from it? You are literally retarded.

Will be deleting this shortly.

>I have a tiny penis and am angry about this, so here's some dangerous shit that's gonna kill your dick because I feel better when I harm others and then lie on the Internet about having a huge dick.
Thanx, guy, have a (You)

Alright guys give me a decent dick growing routine and a realistic timeline for something noticeable such .25 inches. I will take photos of my dick with a tape measure and produce to end this debate once at for all.

insecurity

>nofap
>meme
Kek, enjoy being small weak forever.

Doesn't this ruin one's dick? Any negative effects?

Kegels wont fuck you up, but it wont give you any physical chances (will improve other stuff )

Jelquin, I keep reading that can fuck your dong. I didnt read any safe method yet

Anything with Zinc (oysters/ supplements) if you're low in it and small doses of fenugreek will do the trick.

>you have an 8x6, right user?

how the FUCK could you satisfy steve?

any pics of your new dick? to see if it looks like normal 7.5

I am the same of your starting size and my goal is exactly where you are now.

>doing kegels in reverse

you've peaked my curiosity, sir

Yay lets fuck up our dicks for no reason bunch of fucktards

same boat here brah 5x5.5.

Funny thing is i've had girls tell my cock is sooooo big while fucking them but i guess it has to do with girth lol

post pics mods plz don't ban this is for science