Be 19 year old Veeky Forumsizen

>Be 19 year old Veeky Forumsizen
>College freshman, week 3
>Nutrition major
>Taking biochemistry and nutrition classes in the lecture hall
>Sit next to high test girl today
>Professor starts talking about protons
>Think of Veeky Forums meme where proton=protein
>Shout out "FUARK! U MIRIN BRAH?"
>A couple people start laughing
>Teacher goes "Get out, I don't care where you go but get out of my classroom."
>Girl looks at me like I'm pathetic
>Leave

Fuck you Veeky Forums. Fuck you fuck you. You didn't prepare me for this.

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Ur autistic

Kill yourself, unfunny bastard.

This... sounds like a 'you' problem

>Fuck you Veeky Forums.

Yeah buddy I really don't think we're the ones to blame for you shouting fucking fit memes

typical meme spouting nu male

Like, you can blame Veeky Forums if your bulk fails and you become a fatass. But shouting memes at the top of your lungs is something middle-schoolers do.

Anybody else fuck up yet this semester?

should have started doing pushups and refused to leave until you're physically forced to go.

>come back tomorrow
>nobody cares

Suck it up faggot.

Also
>nutrition
bitch-STEM

I want this to be true.

Bro, it's literally the first day here at my college

lmfao thats funny m8

That's not a fit thing you faggot.
That's some unfunny faggot shit being pushed by gear head aesthetic shills and the people who push zyzz
The only thing pathetic is that you honestly believe that people believe that shit.

>Be autistic sperglord
>Act like an autistic sperglord and shout ebin may mays in class
>Teacher tells him to fuck off and people make fun of him
>"I-it's your fault Veeky Forums"
Maybe Plebbit is more in your alley you autistic fuck.
Cringe.

>be physics grad student
>TA for a particle physics course
>talking about QCD and quarks
>make a passing comment "quarks are also a good sources of protein"
>big guy at the front row laughs
>mfw didn't think anyone would get the reference so I just stare blankly at him

What's the reference?

Blurt out nonsense in an inappropriate environment? You may have autism user.

Newfag DYEL please.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quark_(dairy_product)

Are you actually this retarded?
Fuckin cringe worthy

Th-thanks senpai

>this thread
>things that happened

Pick one (1)

So you are saying that you have a problem, that is absolutely just your problem, and you want to make your problem MY problem?