You're about to take a last minute piss before the gym and you see this in your bathroom

>You're about to take a last minute piss before the gym and you see this in your bathroom

>Your test levels are immediately lowered

What do?

Go to the mens washroom to raise it again.

>Clothesline it to knock it unconscious
>Clothe it in boxers and a oversized t-shirt
>Order Uber to a random house across the city and stuff the creature inside

>you see this in your bathroom
Well what is it doing in my fucking bathroom?

On a positive note, the lack of protruding buttocks would allow a rimjobber to effectuate a much deeper tongue punching of her fart box.

Have him shoot a load into my mouth to raise it again.

Burn my flat down

I'd hit it and deal with the consequences, let's be real.

Punch her for using your bathroom? thats harsh user

have a quick cheeky peek at my bbw folder to raise my test

That's where I keep my drugs. Bitch must be stealing.

This desu senpai

Get ready for round 2 since I'm not a faggot

...

No but you're pedo to go at it with someone who has the ass of a little kid.

i appreciate the positivity, user

I'd immediately put out an APB to find her ass.

Jej

>all this homo
My test levels would increase. Problem is I would immediately dump it all 'twixt those adorable little pancakes. Quite the conundrum...

Wtf is that alien and who stole its glutes? Would not smash.

Me on the left

Can someone what the tattoos mean.

That poor girl. She is pretty, but her ass is missing. So sad.

means that theyre hipsters

How in the world do I have a bigger ass than her?

scream at the top of my lungs

>READ THE FUCKING STICKY!
>SQUATS AND OATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>dat black pill

fpbp

But would you even want to?

Would still bang :(

Or you could rim a girl with a big bum while she's on all fours and spread her cheeks.

Visualizing this made me laugh far more than i had expected.

That feel my gf has a flat ass and chest.

Feels baaaaaad man.

Although she is a tight 5'2 Asian girl. So all is good I guess.

hotte butte

so boat except mines 5'4. Her flat ass still gives me erections but I dont like flatasses so I dont wtf is happening there

You know, I'm not gay or anything, but if I had to pick between these two...

breh

>What do?

post yet another what do, shitty gay ass thread you cuck

fuck off and die you cunt

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

Good save

I'd be disgusted, prolly puke

Dio ti protegga means something like God protect you.

t. Alberto Barbossa

Help her look for her ass

wtf i hate flat asses now

Poor fucking girl

I know this girl. She's underage btw, and the dude that took this is a black dude that only gets pussy because hes a drug dealer.

Shes a Sophomore in High School.


YOURE ALL ON A LIST

His chest looks like shit, but fuck his face is adorable. 8/10, would cuddle, no homo