Literally all I want in a woman:

Literally all I want in a woman:
>Christian
>Virgin
>Athletic
>Ambitious
>6.5/10 or better
>Doesn't smoke
>Doesn't have kids
>Doesn't have visible tattoos
>Doesn't have exotics body piercings
>5'7" or shorter
>Listens to music other than top 40 garbage
>Isn't a weeb faggot
>Age 18-25
Why is this woman so impossible to find Veeky Forums?

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Literally all I want in a woman
>looks me in the eye
>has a vagina (feminine penis is okay too)

Why can't I find her?

Because you're a beta faggot

I know someone like that except athletic. I'm not interested in her in the least.

didnt list
>loves you

are you a cuck?

You an't look her in the eye yourself to see her looking back.

This stems from being a beta.

Neat, what's her fb?

>literally all I want is the ideal women, why is that so hard to find?

>remove:
Christian, Virgin

>add:
is loyal, has her own friends aswell

still impossible to find

Looking for:
>white
>non-whore (also means no kids)
>not fat

All I've been able to get so far are not fat beaner chicks.

i just started dating a girl like that except shes not a virgin. Only slept with 2 other guys. Honestly prefer it this way. Ive been with a virgin before and it is not worth the hassle.

Well have fun burning in hell then I guess

>I can't like you because you listen to music I don't like

I'll never understand why people give a shit what people listen to.

I don't know. She's the best friend of my Tinder date. Now that I go through the list - she's probably not christian.

Because in your teens, people think that music is a part of their identity.

Only white people do this.

i know right?

i literally have all that.
but wanting a woman with even one trait is too much

When you marry someone you generally have to listen to their music quite often. I guess you wouldn't understand this though seeing as you've never left your parents basement

Into the trash she goes

>white
>non-whore

???

manlet kek

>Loyal
>Sane
>has interests
>likes sex
>not fat or ugly
>loves me

took the v-card of my longest LTR girl (7 1/2 years)
wasn't actually a hassle getting in her pants as she was 19 at the time and didn't tell me she was a virgin up until after our first time, and she actually got quite the hang of it

downside was she didn't know what she wanted in bed AT ALL (>im-fucking-plying), so I was the only "creative part" there, was kinda lame desu

I also prefer "experienced" girls who are not veterans.....

No you don't? Lets assume you're speaking from experience. Stop being a cuck and tell your wife to buy a pair of headphones, or buy some yourself. If your wife is constantly blaring shitty music on the big speakers and you can't escape it, then she's probably an obnoxious cunt anyway. My gf and I settled that really early on. I couldn't give a fuck what she listens to. I know the majority of it sucks, but that doesn't matter, who cares.

You're supposed to marry them and then make them experienced you retard

thats all well and good, but what are you doing to meet such a girl?

nothing i bet.

You probably just suck at life.

Wrong board >>/r9k/.

Sage, report and hide.

>Virgin
>Doesn't have kids
I'm not sure you know how that works.

>5'7"
detected.

Someone's gonna say high standards (virgin could be taken off the list though) but you have to realize how much harder men have to work to be desirable

...

are you insinuating that mary was a slut?

Literally my gf.

Except for the virgin part iykwim

>Christian
>Virgin
IT'S 2016

Multiple two by three to obtain truth.

So she «just» slept with 6 DIFFERENT dudes, she's a highly respectable lady.

except for the relationship not working out in the end, marrying her would have been smart if I was a gold digging whore as her parents are quite rich

but: why would 2 science mayors who don't want to breed marry, please explain that to me

>also: waiting for sex up until after an absolutely hollow husk of "bond" before an imaginary friend instead of enjoying life together and seperating when your goals in live diverge

Oh, I get it, he had to make sure because she has to be a christian.

christian mingle my niggle

>virgin

kek by the age of 20 almost 85% of females have had at least 1 sexual partner

Tried it. Found nothing

my bro found a submissive nice blonde virgin wife. keep looking. or dont be a fag and go put your dick in sum church whore. go to church

ps i dont know how to reply to comments K E K

>Why is this woman so impossible to find Veeky Forums?
Because she would have as high demands on the man she's looking for - one of them being that he doesn't frequent a Palauan spelunking congregation.

I meet all the criteria I set. It's not like I'm getting friend zoned, I just only met whores where I live

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>has a requirements list a mile long
>would probably scoff at a woman who had a similar list while not even fulfilling half of them
>wonders why he can't find a girl

LOWER YOUR STANDARDS, DICKFACE. EVERY GUY WANTS THAT KIND OF GIRL AND THE VAST MAJORITY ARE BETTER THAN YOUUUUUUU

I got a girl like that a month before I turned 30
Spent my twenties getting a cushy job and travelling to China and Siberia and motorcycling
She's 21 and part English part Swedish
Just go fukkin learn a language and get shredded

maybe i can be your gf tonight

Add
>Is not lesbian

>Swedish
>Virgin
Son I'm afraid you got played

That's literally all me except for the Christian part (Muslim)

but are you a woman?

OP here. I literally just hooked up with a super hot coworker. Ask me anything