Any 20+s here on Veeky Forums? What type are you? Why Me reporting in

Any 20+s here on Veeky Forums? What type are you? Why Me reporting in

There was a chart like this that had a guy that was pretty much me except I'm not a virgin
>Autistic but can act normie in public
>Only wears neutral colors
>Works in a computer related field
Some other stuff too I can't remember

Fascinating

enlightened here.

Except replace anime with ancient greece and waifu with Galatea.

yeah the cerebrotronics or something like that
also overthink

I was.
Probably phoney, minus the cum part.

It's like there's a switch in me that flips when I'm under pressure and I turn into an autismal retard

There was also a pic where there was a guy like "who cares,if it happens then ok and if dont then ok"

Basically im that guy

27 Here. I'm the Romeo. There's a bit of 'why me' in the mix as well.

Actually, I fucked a bunch of hookers, so technically I'm not a virgin. It has changed nothing though, and I still think and act like a virgin.

That's why I always say hookers don't count.

Anyone can pay someone to fuck them, but you learn nothing, whereas if you actually get a girl to put her wet hole on you willingly you may learn something.

i'm 31 and these are all stupid

you're stupid

am not over 20 but the phoney description fits me so perfectly it's scary

the "why me" but not 20+ and not a virgin

Phoney here.

I want to be enlightened but I'm a wagecuck, cuz no autism money in my country. Do I qualify if the rest of the description fits me perfectly?

what kind of person would make something like this? the amount of detail implies he had personal experience in this.

I agree, it's basically just masturbating with someone else's body. I think it actually distorted my view of sex for the worse. It amplifies the idea that it's something women allow you to do to them.

It does feel good having touched some actual poon though, so I don't regret it.

Mix of judgemental and why me, desu

>can recommend some truly life-changing anime
Sounds like a great guy desu
Why me? here btw. Maybe part phoney because I have friends?

Just lurk /soc/, /b/, Veeky Forums, /r9k/ and /adv/. You will came along ANY of the listed characters within 1-2 hours combined.

Phoney. Attractive, clever, sociable, got with lots of girls in clubs etc, fingered etc, about to have sex with 3/4 different girls and every time it has gone wrong (came stupid early before sex, parents around so couldn't, lost erection, and so on). It's fucking ridiculous.

Was a mix of phoney/enlightenment until 24. Was probably hypocrite/judgemental before that but gradually freed myself of the hate by pulling myself from NEET lifestyle into "success"

Been with the girl I lost my vcard too for 2 years now. There is hope. Just work on yourself, your self esteem, then be forward.

>tfw phoney
>tfw I've slept with 8/10 naked women literally telling me that they loved me and want me to come inside of them
>slept with
>not fucked

just fuck my shit up fampai

Not fitness. Sage, report and hide.

How does that even work? How does instinct not take over?

social anxiety

i seriously hope you are making this up to troll permavirgins, if it's legit i'm really sorry for you.

23 years young and I'm The Phoney except for the pop culture part.
I can, however, channel my inner /espee/ and meme the fuck out of football and basketball teams.
Even if I did get laid I'd still eat my own cum though.
There's no turning back from that.

>you can no longer spam "sage" in the name, option and message boxes
>sadfrog.jpg

Sorry fampai, at this point you have ascended social anxiety. I'm assuming this is a way more serious problem and should be brought into psychological treatment.

:(

>enlightened is literally the denialist's view of himself
Was that the joke

>mfw Phoney
>actually had gf
I just say I had sex with my ex, I don't want to miss any chances because girls think I'm a virgin.
I mean, I am, but...

Used to be a "why me" until 20

Not a virgin, had 2.5 years worth of LTR from then and a drunk ONS.
Failed a shit test from my oneitis 6 months ago, broke up.

Again back to "why me", from the stats, to the description, to the fucking bags under the eyes
(Holy shit it's fucking accurate)

How to fix bros, I just want to forget her and be happy

My almost 5pl8 DL PR and the salsa clubs don't help

I'll do anything I just want to be happy again (and maybe score some shy qt grill in the process)

It's true. I was a beta bitch boi in my freshman -> junior year in HS. My senior year I was still a bitch boi but I turned into an alpha bitch boi. I dated a girl who I became up and down obsessed with. After her and I split I developed a serious IDGAF attitude about all other girls but her, and just hit on a bunch of random really attractive girls. So when that day came when I was in bed with a 7/10 face 10/10 body thicc (not chubby, but athletic and thicc) girl naked, I didn't even want to fuck her because all I could think about was *her.* I really just couldn't have cared less at the time.

this isn't me btw, it wasn't social anxiety. I just really really didn't give a fuck

Only reason why I am a virgin is because I wait until marriage, you shitlords.

how do you even go through all the hoops of getting to know a girl, seducing her, inviting her, getting her into your fucking bed when you have social anxiety? that's like saying you're afraid of heights but go rock climbing anyway, but when you're at the top you say "nah, this is fucking scary" and go back down.

wuahahahaha i know you in real life

phony here
how do I fix?

who r u

if you have told someone this story then i'm 100% i know you

don't recall telling anyone
just say your first name bruh

im chad

david d. davidson

if anything feel glad that there is some other poor fucker in the world who did the same thing

It's David lol

I honestly don't know. I know it's completely my own problem to fix, but at this point the thought of having sex with a girl is something so alien to me it might even be something made up by the media. It doesn't help that I've never ever witnessed sex happen anywhere (except for porn of course).

LMAO

I think I know who this is as well

lol, didn't know you were still a fucking virgin

it has been many years since i saw this response in a thread.

It's come around to being funny again

Pygmalion, is that you, bro?

FUC K YOU GUYS